What's going on, everybody?
Welcome to "The Ellen Show."
I am your guest host, tWitch.
Now for those of you that watch the show, you know who I am.
So what's up?
It's good to see you all.
For those of you who don't watch the show,
I'm Ellen's husband of 17 years.
April fools.
We've been together for 18.
Now, I love being a part of this so every day.
It's so great that I get to carry
on my family's long tradition.
So you may not know this, but my dad was a fake DJ.
And his dad before him was a fake DJ.
And his dad, my great grandfather,
was a fake piano player in the silent movie theaters.
But my real passion is dancing, y'all.
And as a professional, I think I have a pretty good eye
for other talent.
If I see a few seconds of a video,
I can probably tell whether their dance
will be epic or a fail.
So I thought we play and all dance edition of Epic or Fail.
So this is what's going to happen.
I'm going to show you a dance video,
and we're going to vote on whether it's
going to be epic or a fail.
These are the patented Epic Fail paddles that you might not
have at home.
But listen, if you want to participate at home,
if you think that the video is going to be epic,
you just give me a thumbs up.
If you think is going to be a fail,
you just give me a thumbs down, cool?
Everybody ready?
Let's see the first clip.
Let's go.
A couple of things to dissect here, first of all,
I see the Whip, and I see the Nae Nae.
Both foundations were a little unsturdy.
He didn't seem too sure of what was
going to happen when he turned around to face the wall.
I'm going to say this is a fail.
See?
We were all right.
So I think we won on that.
Let's see the next video never, number two.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Also some really dramatic music that's with it too.
What do y'all think?
Y'all thing it's going to be epic?
I'm getting a general consensus of epic.
I'm a man of the people, yeah, epic.
This is going to be epic.
Let's go.
Let's see it.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Y'all were right.
I like this.
You guys are really good at this.
Let's see the next video.
What do y'all think?
I'm going to have to go--
it's really half and half right now.
Mary is saying it's a fail.
I say epic.
Andy, you say epic?
I'm going to say fail.
Let's see.
Oh, no.
Sorry.
I had to walk away from the mark on that one.
Listen, that's a cardinal--
you got to be there if you're going to lift somebody.
You can't just throw somebody over your head like that.
That was bad, man.
Let's see the next one.
That's a lot of testosterone in this room right now.
What are we thinking?
It's half and half.
Let me give you my thoughts.
There's somebody that we don't see right now that's is
on the treadmill right now.
And there's a lot of attention going on behind them.
And this is the worst thing you can do
when you're on the treadmill.
So I'm going to say fail.
You can't ignore a treadmill.
You can't.
Let's see the next video.
Just the composure that he was spinning the ladder around
with, I feel really good.
Do y'all feel good about this?
You feel like it's going to be epic?
Yeah, I'm getting thumbs up.
Yeah, I think it's going to be really epic.
Let's see it.
Wow.
Incredible.
Let's see the next video.
No, I'm saying some people are like, ugh.
I'm thinking this is going to be a really epic fail.
So I'm going to say this is not going to go well.
Let's see it.
uh-oh.
You kind of did it to yourself.
You saw that it was raining.
Let's see the last one.
Here we go.
No.
I don't think there's anything to deliberate here.
Are we all in agreement?
This is not going to go well.
This is not going to go well at all.
Look at how much room.
What are you going to do there?
The TV is in--
this is going to be bad.
Let's see it.
That's what I'm talking about.
Oh no, no.
So bad.