- Chinese millionaire has the most ridiculous business card.
Do you have a business card?
I do have a business card.
What does your business card look like?
(mellow, bright hip-hop music)
Guangbiaoo Chang.
Now, is he the same guy who sold the canned air?
- Canned air, yes.
- He was the guy who came up with the idea.
He's actually one of the wealthiest CEOs in China.
He's just a little bit strange.
A little bit strange.
He reminds me of a bad version of
Richard Branson.
- Hmm.
- Oh.
- He likes the publicity,
he likes to hold these publicity stunts,
but just in a very weird, low-class, strange way.
(Jennie laughs)
So, check out the titles.
- All right, so, you know,
usually on a business card,
there's one title-- - One title.
- Maybe two. - Not this guy!
Not this guy, not two.
- This guy has
Number One Most Influential Person in China.
- Just like, yeah, I am most influential person in China.
(Jennie laughs)
Just like, he put it on a business card, it must be true.
Right?
- He's the most prominent philanthropist of China, as well.
- Yeah, most prominent.
I guess, like,
most, not one of them.
I'm the one!
- Yeah. - I'm the one.
- China Moral Leader.
- Yeah, China Moral Leader.
That's like the whole China!
Moral leader.
Like, that is a role model example,
that's amazing right there.
- This one's interesting.
China Earthquake Rescue Hero.
- Yeah, when you do some good,
you want the whole world to know.
I'm the hero, right?
- Oh my god.
- Right, Earthquake.
- The Most Well-known and Beloved Chinese Role Model.
(Dan laughs)
- Most Well-known and Beloved Chinese Role Model.
That's awesome. - Wow.
- That is just...talk about positioning.
- Wow.
- I thought I'm the King of High Ticket Sales,
that's already pretty--
- That's pretty shameless.
- I'm nothing, man, compared to this.
(Victoria laughs)
- You're so humble.
- I'm so humble, shit!
(Victoria and Jennie laugh)
- He's also China's Top Ten Most Honorable Volunteer.
- What does that even mean?
- Yeah, Top Ten most honorable.
- Top Ten out of 1.3 billion.
- Now, just so you know, a lot of time, China...
And first of all, why does he do this?
Why does he do this?
Is it...
- Well, it's in English,
so it must be to impress the Caucasian.
- Yeah, to impress the Caucasian.
He wants to impress the Caucasian.
But, in China, you can...
Well, I think, in some way, he wants to...
I don't know, state all these titles, so...
It's like overkill.
A little bit of overkill.
He tries to say too much.
In China, you can also buy a lot of these titles,
just so you know.
- Mm-hmm. - Right.
You can buy a fucking MBA, buy a fucking PhD.
- I think it's just the culture of
displaying your achievements,
for the Chinese, right?
Like, I remember, when I graduated from university--
- Yeah.
- Along with my sisters as well,
she took all of our certificates and hung it on her wall.
- On her wall. - So, I actually don't
have access to-- - No, but isn't Chinese
supposed to be humble? - Humble.
- But, at the same time...
- Yes, there's really
two very opposite...
School of thought versus actual practice,
I would say. - Yes.
- I think maybe, those are the titles the media
gave it to him from maybe just one line of the report,
something like that.
He just kind of maybe--
- Took it and translated it into English, exaggerate it.
- Exaggerate a little bit.
- Yeah, it makes sense, it makes sense.
What about the other ones?
- Alright, so...
(Dan chuckles)
He's the most charismatic philanthropist in China.
- That's definitely not true.
- Yeah.
(Jennie laughs)
- He's just so close, to saying he's the most good looking.
- The hottest.
- Yeah, like, damn, that's awesome.
Now also, you can see in the photo here, that...
Now I feel kind of bad.
I've got a red suit.
He's got a fucking green suit.
(Victoria chuckles)
(Dan clicks lips)
- I don't know, this is like a Joker green.
Like a Jim Carrey--
- Okay, that makes me feel better, thank you.
- You look like Christmas Red.
(Jennie and Victoria laugh)
Does that make it bad?
- Yeah, it's good, it's good.
- Iron Man in that.
- Yeah, it's good, it's good.
(all laughing lightly)
- So, there's no segue to these titles,
so the next one, it just says,
China Low Carbon Emission.
(Dan laughs heartily)
- What?
- Like, from the most charismatic to, boom.
- He produces low emission, apparently.
- By not pooping, or...
(ladies laugh)
- Environmental Protection Top Advocate.
Like, from all these crazy titles to now.
- Wow.
- Oh, like, I protect the Earth.
- Oh my god.
- I'm so environmentally friendly, right?
China's Foremost Environmental
Preser, Preserv...
What?
- Preservation--
- Preservation Demolition Expert
Holy shit.
(ladies giggle softly)
Okay, let me say this again.
China's Foremost Environmental
Preservation Demolition Expert.
Nice to meet you.
(Jennie laughs)
What does that mean?
- Environmental protector--
- He preserves them, but he also demolishes them.
- Yeah.
- They're like two opposite things.
- Yeah, what does that?
(Jennie laughs)
It doesn't even make sense.
But look at his company.
Recycle Material.
Yeah, so he's in the recycling business.
- Mm-hmm.
- So, it's interesting how
he's made a lot of money, obviously,
with recycling and stuff in China.
- Yeah.
- But, unbelievable, wow.
I wonder what his Chinese business card is like.
Now I really want to know.
- Double-side, with all the titles, like Columbus, like...
- Yeah, this is like, why...
This is amazing.
But it's got the money,
he's also giving away a lot of money, supposedly.
- Mm-hmm, yeah.
- Like, helping and different causes, right?
With even all the disasters.
- But, it reminds me of Yun Jack Ma.
Yun Jack Ma just did a new movie,
and with all the Chinese top stars.
- Yeah, have you seen that movie?
- The new Jack Ma with Donnie Yen, with Jet Li, all of that,
in a kind of short film, right?
And I've watched that.
If you have not watched that,
I can put a link in the description, you can watch that one.
Which, 'cause I'm a kung fu fan.
And, it's rare, you Tony Jaa, you see jet Jet Li,
you see Donny Yen.
You see all these top martial artists in the film.
And, Jack Ma kicks all of their ass,
with his tai chi.
(Jennie laughs)
Goes to show you, with money, you can beat everybody.
(Jennie laughs loudly)
Even with money, Donnie Yen has to fall down.
(Victoria chuckles)
And it doesn't matter who he is, right?
But, I watched the film,
and I asked Jennie, like,
why'd he make the film?
'Cause I didn't quite get why he made the film.
Is it to promote Alibaba?
Partially.
To get some publicity.
'Cause, I just...
There's nothing he was promoting at the end.
There was no call to action.
- None of the...
- So, it's not a film, but it's not a film,
it's not an infomercial,
it's not a promo video.
Then what the heck is it?
Then, I was talking with Jennie,
I think I came up with a conclusion why he did that.
I think it was just to fulfill a dream that he has.
'Cause, I think he's known as Jack Ma,
with what he does, this is my point of view.
When he had no money, when he was just getting started...
I don't think he gets a lot of respect from people.
So, I think when Jack Ma was younger, when he had no money,
and when he was just getting started in Alibaba,
he didn't get a lot of respect from people,
he got rejected by Haifa many times.
- Of course. - Yeah.
- Tried to get money.
So, you know, now, I think he is...
Well, you know what, I think, in the future,
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