- Today Kelsey and I will be diving into the horror
game genre to see if we can find
the scariest game of all time.
This week we're starting with P.T.
(eerie soft music)
Do you know anything about P.T.?
- My guess is that P is paranormal,
so maybe like paranormal truckers, pretty terrifying.
Oh, oh, oh, Physics Things.
- No, (mumbles) you're wrong. (laughing)
P.T. was released onto the Playstation Store
on August 12, 2014.
- What, it's old as hell!
- It's not that old.
- Think back to what you were doing in 2014.
And then tell me that it's not old.
- Let's not get into that. (laughing)
P.T. isn't even an actual full game,
it is just a playable teaser for a different game.
- Hmm?
Did they explain any of it?
- No, so they released this on the Playstation Store.
- Uh huh.
- You just download it, you go, "I don't know what this is."
You play through it, it's this horrifying game.
And then if you can complete it,
you have this cut scene at the end where
it just says Silent Hill,
the name of the game that they're promoting.
- It means playable trailer.
- Playable teaser, actually, but close enough.
- Oh, playable teaser.
- It all is connected.
- I like my options better.
- So, Silent Hills was the next installment for
the Silent Hill video game series that was being created
by Hideo Kojimo and Guillermo del Toro.
It was also starring Norman Reedus from The Walking Dead.
But then the game was canceled and
it was never gonna come out, the full game.
- Wait, did they too well?
Did they like, oop, we goofed it, we made the best game.
- The teaser was good, cancel the game.
So then after the cancellation was announced,
P.T. was removed from the Playstation Store.
And after that, the only way to play the game
was to all ready have it downloaded to your PS4.
We actually have a PS4 with the game on it.
Thank you, Crystal.
- Maybe they took it off for a reason.
Maybe we aren't supposed to play this.
- Some people actually put their PlayStation 4's
with the game downloaded to it on eBay and
were selling them for like $1,500.
- We could sell Crystal's PS4 right now
and really get a lot of money.
- Exactly.
(mumbles)
Let's do it.
(deep scary music)
I'm a tough guy.
- No, you're not.
- My name is Scared Milas.
- Look, it's grass!
- It's grass, it's woods.
- This looks like a nice hike.
Watch the gap in the door, it's a separate reality.
The only me is me.
Are you sure the only--
- Are you sure the only you is you?
I don't know!
- Yeah.
- Now I'm questioning it.
- Eww!
- Immediately scary little cockroach.
Is that two cockroaches?
- Yeah, there's two, oh my god!
- Like Centipede.
- No, I think it's more like they're having,
they're making baby cockroaches.
(groaning)
It keeps moving.
- THey're making baby cockroaches?
- I think that's how they do it.
- That's how they do it?
- Yeah, it's butt to butt, pretty sure.
I don't wanna go, I don't wanna go.
Oh, it's so bright!
- That's the house. - Ooh, it's just a house.
- This is a lovely house.
- Oh, wow, let's move in.
- Wait, wait, wait!
- [Man] Retrieved the rifle,
and shot his wife as he was cleaning--
- Shot his wife?
- Sounds like a radio.
- [Man] When his 10 year old son came to investigate
the commotion, the father shot him too.
His six year old daughter--
- Go to this, check this out.
- [Man] But reports Jesse lured her out by
telling her it was just a game.
The man used a rifle and meat cleaver
to murder his entire family.
- Okay.
- [Man] In each case, the perpetrators were fathers.
- In each case, the perpetrators were fathers!
- [Man] History of domestic homicide appears unrelated.
- Okay, so there's been some murders.
I Feel like we should get a move on.
- I'm looking at the things, teddy bear!
- (mumbles) you need to get murdered!
Try that door.
- Oh, it's locked.
(groaning)
No!
- Oh, the radio, that's probably what was making the...
Maybe no because--
- I wanna go, I wanna leave!
Let me leave!
I wanna leave.
Whatever, this isn't that scary, I'm fine.
I'm fine, I'm gonna leave.
- Cool, same house.
Now, everything appears--
- Oh!
- Oh, my voice, can you hear it?
The sign, can you read it?
I'll wait forever if you'll just come to me.
No.
(mumbles) (thumping)
Did you hear that?
- Mildly concerned.
- I'm mildly concerned.
Oh, okay, hallway door locked.
- No, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no!
- Go back.
- No, why don't I go back.
- Try that door.
- No.
Okay, things are picking up a little.
(screaming)
- It's gone, the photo is gone!
(yelling) The photo's gone!
I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, bye, bye!
- The picture was scary to begin with, I'm happy it's gone.
Oh, so it's back up there.
(thumping) - Do you hear that?
- Yeah, I hear that.
I feel like it will probably just keep opening
doors for us, right?
- What's this? (loud knocking)
(screaming) Oh god.
DOn't do it.
- What is it?
- You jumped too!
- I'm just saying, what was that sound?
- I don't know.
(sobbing)
Uh oh, uh oh.
- Onward. - Reset, reset!
- Do not deal with that door anymore.
- No, that door didn't want it.
- Doesn't concern us.
Same hallways (mumbles), very familiar with this hallway.
- Before it was shinier.
- Something recently mopped it, probably.
(laughing) - Yeah.
(creaking)
No, no, no, no!
No, no, no!
- No, no, no.
- Let me out, it's not funny anymore, I don't like it.
- Try the hallway again.
Did you hear that?
(screeching)
- That door's opened.
- No, no, no, bye, bye.
Bye, I wanna leave now!
Oh, there's cockroaches on the floor.
- What are they doing, where are they going?
- I don't know, but these are not
the cockroaches from WALL-E.
(baby crying)
There's a baby in there.
Aw, it sounded cute, it sounds like a cute baby.
- (mumbles) cute baby but not in this scenario.
- I don't know, man, maybe--
- You can't get in.
- Let me in, I wanna hang out with the cute baby!
- There's a baby that needs our help.
- It sounds like a cute baby and I'm here to play for it.
- Oh!
The baby needs our help, how do we help this baby?
- I wanna help it, give it to me.
(screaming)
Did you see that, did you see that?
- No!
(yelling)
Just go, I don't know where!
- There's door opening, you saw it!
Did you see that, did you not see that?
- Okay, the baby is either--
- He's a big baby, that's a very tall, adult man.
- A big baby that is indeed not a baby.
Or it is a baby being kidnapped by a crazy--
- Ooh. (sobbing)
- Where are the cockroaches going?
- Do you hear that noise?
(sobbing)
- Oh, no.
Back out, back out. - Bye, bye, bye!
- Bye game, we're done!
(eerie soft music) (sobbing)
Well, we certainly can't go that day.
There was just a lady standing there.
- Is it a lady?
Get me out, get me out, get me out!
- The only way to go is that way.
- No!
- It must be like you have to do it and it'll be okay.
- No!
You know what, it will be okay because this is a game.
- Oh, I'm scared.
(screaming)
(mumbles)
Okay, I get it now, I get it now.
The music stop?
- Yeah, do I have to go that way?
- I don't know.
- I don't wanna die.
- Try this door on the right.
(sobbing) (eerie soft music)
- Okay, I'm just gonna go.
- (mumbles) just book it, just book it!
Ah, there are cockroaches everywhere!
- I don't care, I'm still going.
I'm getting out of here, I'm getting out of here, fam!
And we're still in this freaking hallway.
Still on the freaking, dang hallway with
the freaking dang thing!
And the freaking ticking clock.
- It's a new beginning, I hope she's not there anymore.
(creaking)
Okay, door's all the way open, we can save the baby.
- It better be a cute baby. - Save the baby!
- Oh my god, it's dark in here.
- Oh, there's a flashlight on the ground.
Oh, more cockroaches.
(slamming)
- Don't close me in here!
Dislike, dislike strongly.
Is that, oh my god, what is that?
- What's in the sink?
- It's Voldemort!
- Found the baby, wasn't cute.
- Ew. (baby sobbing)
- I feel bad for it.
- Oh my god, keep crying.
You know what, I'm crying.
Oh, I don't wanna look in the mirror.
Oh my god, all bad things happen in the mirrors.
No, no, no, get me out of here, I don't wanna.
No, no, no, no!
- How do we get out of here, what are we supposed to do?
- Okay, there's nothing in the mirror.
(baby crying loudly)
- Stop crying, baby, it's okay!
It's okay, demon baby. - I want out, I want out!
I'm like nauseous, I don't want a demon baby.
Go die.
- Oh, the door's opened now.
- Okay, let's go.
Is that creepy thing in the hall?
- Book it, get out of here!
We are done.
- I don't want a Voldemort.
- I feel like we don't need to go in there anymore.
- Yeah, I've seen what's in there.
- Nothing we can do about that.
What do we got?
This is all lit up.
- [Man] 204863.
- 204863, those (mumbles) numbers.
- No.
- No. - Look behind you!
- [Man] I said, look behind you!
- Look behind you.
- [Man] There was another family shot to death
late last night.
- Should we go behind us?
You can't trust the tap water.
- You're just reading whatever's on this.
- Yeah, that's what clues are!
(screaming)
(laughing) (deep scary music)
I'm like, I'm scared but you also fell,
so it's kind of funny.
(laughing)
- I've never fallen out of my chair from fear before.
Did we just die, did we lose the game?
- Oh, we must've died, I don't know what.
Oh wait, we're waking up.
Hold on, is the cockroach--
- Also, that looked like a girl.
I thought there was a man murderer.
- There's no cockroach this time.
Was that part, were we supposed to do that?
- Yeah, I didn't fail!
Suck it, internet!
- I mean, I think you failed.
(screaming)
- But I think we get the gist.
Also, we have other work to do today so
we actually can't play through the whole game.
- Oh my gosh, I'm so busy today.
I have so many meetings to attend.
(light screaming)
- I would say, I don't know if it lived up to the hype,
but it's definitely on my scariest games list.
I think just the fact that you can't really play it easily
makes it really fun.
- Yeah.
- And that it's kind of a cult classic.
- I am gonna put it on my scariest games of all time list.
I think this was terrifying.
A majority of the time, I was doing something like this.
If you guys wanna check out P.T. yourself
and you don't have it downloaded to your PS4,
you can actually go online and there are some fan made
versions of this game for PC that actually use
some of the animations.
Not the same thing but you can definitely check it out.
- Do you know a game that's scarier than this one?
Let us know in the comments below and
we will play that next in our ongoing quest
for the scariest game ever.
How did I get on this?
I don't wanna do this, I don't wanna be in this quest.
(dark eerie music)