- Hey guys, it's AleXa.
I am a K-pop artist,
therefore we all know I can sing,
dance,
(bubble pops)
act,
(bubble pops)
perform Necromancy,
I don't know, walk fish on land
and everything like that.
But you know, I might have a secret talent.
My secret talent is...
something we're gonna find out here later, together.
So let's get the show on the road.
Touch your nose with your tongue.
I do not think I can do this,
so this will be ugly.
(AleXa laughs)
(AleXa hums)
(bell dings)
(bells ding)
Yes, aha!
I did it.
(AleXa laughs)
Oh, I did it.
I take no pride in having done that, but I did it.
I can't really beatbox,
but I can give you some classic like boots and cats
that we all learn in middle school.
A little something like,
Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats
and boots and cats.
(AleXa laughs)
This is why I'm a K-pop artist and not a beatboxer.
(AleXa laughs)
(bell dings)
I would be unemployed otherwise.
(AleXa laughs)
Okay, well it just so happens I have this here,
this Panda-shaped Thor's mallet.
(lightening strikes)
Let's give it a name,
I don't know, Jeffrey.
(bell dings)
Hi guys, my name is Jeffrey.
Today is my first day of second grade.
I'm really scared,
(eyes blink)
'cause I'm really socially awkward,
(eyes blink)
and I get kind of nervous in new crowds.
So I don't know any of my classmates yet,
(pop sound)
and I'm gonna like probably go cry later in the bathroom.
I don't know.
(bubble pops)
It's a wild day.
Hi, good bye.
(bell dings)
(AleXa laughs)
Break an apple in half with your bare hands.
Some y'all might be looking at my claws and thinking,
"Oh, that's an advantage.
You could just".
(click sound)
It is not so.
Hoo, well did you know that Shinigami love apples.
Okay.
(nails tap)
- Yay. Apple, ASMR.
The A is ASMR stands for apple.
Okay, let's let's give it a try.
(light music)
(AleXa grunts)
I see, I see it moving,
not breaking,
but I see it moving.
(AleXa grunts)
It's very soft.
Yeah, I can't do that.
I'm worried my nails are gonna break if I keep trying.
(buzzer sounds)
Okay, moving on.
Oh, paper airplane nostalgia.
Growing up in my house,
we had this one like really long hallway.
So my brother and I would occasionally make paper airplanes
and just had little flying contests in our own house.
There's like so many ways to make paper airplane,
but this specifically,
is the one method that I remember.
It's kind of difficult without a table,
but you know that's what my thighs are for.
Strong, crack head like sparrow's egg.
Yes.
(voice being fast forwarded)
(paper crinkles)
So here she is.
I'm gonna walk a little bit this way,
and fly it across this way.
This is your first and last day on Earth.
Goodbye.
(paper crinkles)
(rocket blasts)
(spring bounces)
Nice.
(AleXa laughs)
Stuck a landing right in a pile of slippers over there,
but hey, I can fold a plane.
Yodel, channel your inner country singer.
So for those who may not know who I am,
and happen to be watching this video,
Hi, my name is AleXa.
I am a South Korean K-pop artist,
but I was born and raised in Oklahoma.
You'd think country,
she knows how to haw the yee,
no she doesn't.
(AleXa laughs)
Yodeling.
(bubble pops)
(AleXa laughs)
Can we just agree that I can't collectively yodel?
(buzzer sounds)
Can we just collectively agree?
(AleXa laughs)
Well, I don't know how this is gonna fly
with English speakers,
but if any Korean people happen to be watching this
or Korean-Americans, at least,
what did the milk say when it fell over?
Ah-ya!
(AleXa laughs)
Now, let me explain the joke real quick,
to explain why it's funny.
In Korean, milk is called uyu,
which is written like.
(AleXa hums)
That's not a good uyu.
(bubble pops)
Like that.
And so it just falls on it side,
It goes, "Ah-ya",
the way that it's spelled.
Anyways, Korean joke, nobody laughed.
(buzzer sounds)
I lose at this one.
I'm not a comedian.
Well, today I've got
(fast whoosh)
big boots on,
so I can attempt that.
Time to try to pick something up with my feet.
I drop these on the floor,
(bubble pops)
and I need to take off my big boots
because boots cannot grab things,
but my toes, they can.
Chopsticks.
(chopsticks slam on floor)
Now boots must go off
and you will get to see
that I am wearing fishnets over my socks,
like a classy lady.
My feet are exposed.
(light music)
(AleXa grunts)
- I did it, success.
(bell dings)
(chopsticks slam)
(AleXa sighs)
Z, Y, X, W, V, U, T.
(voice in fast forward)
S, R, Q, P, O, N, M, L, K, J, I, H, G, F, E, D.
(back to normal pitch voice)
C, B, A.
I think I missed a letter.
(AleXa laughs)
(spring bounces)
(AleXa laughs)
(bell dings)
We all watched Sesame Street,
(bubble pops)
didn't we?
Well, this will be fun,
'cause I got these talons on me.
So let's peel this bad boy.
Hey, where to make the proper incision?
I feel like Dr. Meredith Grey in Grey's Anatomy.
Where do we operate?
Right there.
Okay, so I have to do this in one piece
for it to be a success,
meaning nothing breaks off.
It's really easy when you have nails like this,
'cause it's like a letter opener, you know,
it's like a box opener when it comes to things like
thin fruit flesh.
(AleXa hums and sings)
Peel orange in one piece.
No breaky break,
please, no break.
Don't break for me please.
These little things falling off,
it's like the inside,
it's not the actual peel.
(bubble pops)
Don't, what's the word I'm looking for?
Don't, I'm forgetting my English.
Don't penalize me.
Don't discount me.
(AleXa laughs)
I'm forgetting my English!
It's what happens when you move to a foreign country,
live there for four years,
and you're used to speaking
in the other language at this point.
(AleXa pants)
(fast whoosh)
Ta-Da!
(bell dings)
Okay, I did it,
peeled it in one piece.
Mind reading, read our mind.
What number are we thinking, from one to 100.
Well, seeing as I'm now recording this video live,
how am I supposed to know whatever number
you guys are thinking of?
However many hundreds, or thousand, or millions,
of you watched this video?
(bubble pops)
So, from one to 100, you could be thinking about any number.
So I'm just gonna say,
you're thinking of your favorite number.
(bubbles pop)
(AleXa laughs)
(buzzer sounds)
Geez this is dumb.
Well, not to flex, what you think, but my dad does magic.
He used to perform a lot whenever we were younger,
he used to perform at certain magic clubs
and everything.
So I know a little thing or two about decks of cards
and I don't think I can do like one of those impressive,
(AleXa mimics card shuffling)
'cause my dad can do the ones that go
(AleXa mimics card shuffling)
but I'm not my dad.
This is either going to go very good, or very bad.
I do not have a table in front of me,
so I use the card box.
(bubble pops)
We going to shuffle the cards.
(light music)
(cards shuffle)
Oh, that turned out better this time.
Ooh, okay.
Let's do it one more time,
just for the sake of doing it again.
(cards shuffle)
(bell dings)
Yes. Satisfaction.
Is this your card?
(bubble pops)
Oh, I'm scared.
(cards shuffle)
(AleXa laughs)
Is this your card?
(bubble pops)
(AleXa laughs)
I'm getting a message from the spirits.
The cards are telling me that 2022's
gonna be your year y'all.
(bubble pops)
Okay, well considering I am right handed,
I will draw my left hand.
Okay, so start out with the sun mocks,
the wrist.
(voice in fast forward)
Wow, Mrs. America doesn't have talent, and I am the winner.
Yeah, that's a horrific drawing on my left hand.
(AleXa laughs)
(bell dings)
Picasso, does not happen.
Move each eyebrow on its own.
So starting with the right,
(digital beep)
left,
(digital beep)
right.
(digital beep)
(bell dings)
Ooh.
(AleXa laughs)
So talented.
Magic coin.
Roll the coin between your knuckles.
(light music)
The coin.
Put that between the knuckles,
and then we're gonna make weird noises
as we flip it to the second knuckle,
hah,
then we gotta navigate it
to the last one, which I did.
(bell dings)
Wow, she's so talented.
Flossing?
All right.
My mother is a dental hygienist.
(bell dings)
(bubble pops)
(AleXa laughs)
Jump rope, 10 jumps in a row or it doesn't count.
Splendid, but let me remove my giant boots again.
Wow, so many cards on the floor.
I have not jumped rope in so long.
1, (jump rope slaps floor)
2, (jump rope slaps floor)
3, (jump rope slaps floor)
4, (jump rope slaps floor)
5, (jump rope slaps floor)
6, (jump rope slaps floor)
7, (jump rope slaps floor)
8, (jump rope slaps floor)
9, (jump rope slaps floor)
10. (jump rope slaps floor)
Cross. (jump rope slaps floor)
My hair is getting in the way,
(AleXa laughs)
but at 10, at least.
(bell dings)
So, woo.
Well, that was fun.
We got a glimpse of things that I didn't know I could do
and things that I figured that I shouldn't ever try again.
What is my secret talent?
I guess it's probably peeling an orange in one go.
I didn't know I could do that,
(fast whoosh)
(light music)
(fast whoosh)
but if I didn't have these talons on me,
I don't know if I could.
Make sure you stream my new song, "Tattoo".
♪ On me like a tattoo ♪
Yeah, that wraps it about up.
Where is my orange?
Donde esta mi naranja?
(feet stomp)
There it is.