So what you're saying is
this is literally the most WTF item we've ever done
[WTF music]
*sigh* I'm so lonely
Martina is out getting her eyelashes done
and what am I going to do here by myself?
oh, hello there
are you here for me?
Thank you for coming
lap-pillow
so we found this thing on g-market
and we thought this was equivalent to Beshall
If you remember from a while ago
the boyfriend man pillow
which is the torso and the arm you can snuggle against
that's for women
men, we don't care about upper-torsos
all we care about is lower torsos
so here I have the lap pillow
which is supposed to be a girl's legs
in a skirt
and you can see her terrifying feet
flaying in the back right here
it's supposed to be like she is "on her knees"
and I'm supposed to use it as a "pillow"
now I want to warn you
this item right here might not be very family-friendly
so the things I'm about to say
might not be appropriate for your children
so please unless you've taught them all about sex
and perversions
get them out of here
so the number one question I have with this is: where am I supposed to put my p*nis?
oh, it's not one of those things?
Ok, so I'm just...
oh... God I looked up the skirt
the last one was Beshall
this one is Bertha
Hello Bertha, say hello to the audience
hi, my name is Bertha
why do you sound like Spudgy?
oh this video would be so much better if my wife was here
so I'm supposed to try to rest on this pillow
In a way that's somewhat appropriate for YouTube videos
Hello there, Bertha
let me see how comfortable you are
oh, this is surprisingly comfortable
I don't want this to be comfortable
because I don't want this in the studio after I'm done shooting this video
but Bertha I think you and I might actually get along quite well
what am I supposed to do with this thing?
I feel so uncomfortable
Please Bertha keep your skirt down
we've got people watching
Can we get a blanket for Bertha's legs?
This is like one of those Kpop interviews in which you have idols coming and you gotta put blankets over they skirts
stop perving on Bertha
you guys are gross
Thank you Leigh
a cookie blanket. There you go
Why don't you introduce yourself, Bertha?
You can't coz you don't have a mouth
or functioning lungs
Iloah corporation toy house
If I was a little child
and I went into a toy house
like "mommy I want a teddy bear"
"mommy ooh let me get that giant totoro"
"mommy let me get that... lower torso of a woman in her mini-skirt"
This is not appropriate for a toy house
oh yeah
oh Bertha
Bertha why are your legs so firm, do you work out?
Must be all that pilates
I think I might even use this as a neck pillow
this could easily rap around my neck
and I'm sure everybody on the airplane would be totally ok with this
does anybody actually use this in public?
Hey, how may of you actually own this item right here?
let us know in the comments
I want to know...
no you know what never mind
I don't want to know what uses you have for this thing
let's just keep that at that
I think this is the perfect item for somebody's bachelor party
here you go
you can sleep on Bertha's legs
if you want to buys this lovely item
you can get it on Gmarket
I wonder how many colors Bertha comes in
SooooooZeeeeee
was there only one color?
There was only one color for Bertha
But I can see right now with this video
There is going to be a whole expansion line of different Berthas
blue skirts
what about darker legs perhaps?
What happens if you're not into pale thighs?
Bertha seriously
I could wrap my whore arm around your thigh
Bertha probably weighs 80lbs if she had the rest of her body with her
I feel like this awkward version of "whose line is anyways"
and every single way I use this prop
Is going to be inappropriate and banned for TV
that's it for this week's Wonderful Treasure Find
Can't wait for my wife to come back
Duckyyyyyy
Stop making me do these videos by myself
Oh Bertha
What the hell is going on here?
what is this?
Who is that?
Baby it's not what it looks like
no, really, you don't know
Bertha what have you done?
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!???
Oh penguin...