(upbeat music)
- Ally, you're going to spend a day as a sales person
for America's top fake supplements company, Herbal Way.
It's a multilevel marketing scheme
where the only money you can make
is if you find new salesmen to sell with you.
- Come on. - You are going to give
your roommates a hard-sell
on both the Herbal Way products and the Herbal Way company.
And to make sure that you give them the hard-sell,
I'm gonna be in your ear all day with an earpiece.
- No, no! - And you have to say
to them exactly what I say. - Ice cold, O'Brien.
- Back here at Ally's apartment,
we have all sorts of shipments
from America's leading supplements company, Herbal Way.
- Oh, God, bread flour. (tense music)
Do you guys want some coffee, I might make some.
- I'll take one, yeah. - Sure.
- You ever taken supplements?
- [Ally] Have you ever taken supplements?
- [Priscilla] Like this stuff?
- Yeah. - No.
I don't think that the body can,
like, digest stuff like that.
I feel like usually it's just better to get it from food.
- Totally. - Most supplements,
that's true, but not Herbal Way.
- Yeah, totally, I thought that too.
Most supplements, that's totally true.
But yeah, not Herbal Way.
That's how it's different from all its competitors.
- That's how Herbal Way is different.
Say Herbal Way. - Herbal Way is different.
- Mix some of the protein powder into everyone's coffee.
(Ally laughs)
- What kind of coffee is that, it smells good.
- It's-- - Herbal Way.
- Herbal Way.
- Say any sentence you want to right now.
But you have to say Herbal Way six times in it.
- You know, this coffee came out kind of gross.
- Oh did it? - Yeah.
- Oh no! - Herbal Way.
- That's one.
- Herbal Way, Herbal Way, Herbal Way (laughs).
No, I just put some Herbal Way in it.
Reacted weird with the coffee.
- You need one more.
- [Ally] Yeah, I don't want to force Herbal Way
on you guys, I just--
- [Priscilla] You gotta get people's consent
before you slip them Mickies. - (laughs) Yeah.
- [Grant] Tell Priscilla to stop looking and buy something.
- If you want, you can buy one.
- (laughs) Do I get the roommate discount?
- Yeah, yeah, oh man, yeah.
- No, I wish, I wish, I wish.
- But, I wish, it would be nice to give you a discount.
But I can't. - Oh, that's messed up.
- Say it 15 times right now.
- Since I started working there, you know,
it's just been like Herbal Way, Herbal Way, Herbal Way.
- Yeah. - Herbal Way, Herbal Way.
You know? - Yeah.
- Almost double that, you know?
Conventions kind of turn into people saying it,
Herbal Way, Herbal Way, Herbal Way, Herbal Way, Herbal Way,
Herbal Way, Herbal Way, Herbal Way, Herbal Way, Herbal Way.
- Yeah. - It's like Herbal Way!
Yeah, it's too much.
I'm almost, like, sick of hearing Herbal Way.
- [Grant] Put some raw protein powder in your mouth.
- It's actually, in the coffee, it looked bad,
but in real life, it is good.
Usually you take just like a spoonful and mix it into--
- Okay, I thought you're about to just--
- Okay, yeah. - No, no, no.
- Do that, do that, you could though.
- That would be crazy. - But you actually,
you know what I like that you said that,
'cause you could. - You don't have to, oh no.
- That's so gross, dude. - You are like--
- Get a spoonful of it
and try to put it in Priscilla's mouth.
- Are you okay? - Yeah.
- Mhm, mhm. - No, uh-uh.
- I'm good, I'm good. - I'm okay, I'm okay.
- [Woman] I don't think that your body
can actually absorb it like that, are you, oh my god.
- [Ally] It is good though.
Mm, so yeah, I'm just gonna leave this on the counter.
You guys can try it whenever you want.
- Drop some powder on the floor.
- Oh, fuck! - You good?
- Oh, we're good. - Oh man,
do you need some help?
- [Ally] It's, no, no, no, it's fine, it's fine.
Oh man, that's like $80.
- Maybe this should be your area to clean first.
- Take five right now.
- Look, I think it's super cool, love it.
- Yeah. - But like, we all
just like do our own thing.
Everyone lives their life their own way.
- Yeah. - Pills are like, you do you.
I'ma do me, but you do you, you do you.
Boom. - Yeah.
- [Grant] I'm gonna hide pills in all your rooms.
- Yeah. - Mhm.
- [Priscilla] Okay, you're taking a lot of those.
- Yeah, but I'm gonna hide pills in all your rooms.
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