- I've blanked two people,
I've blanked two people.
- Let's talk about that.
(groovy theme music)
Good mythical morning.
- There are two types of people in the world,
those who are movie quoters, and those who are not.
We are not movie quoters, and we are usually annoyed
by people who are movie quoters.
- So we're normal people, we're cool people.
- We realize there are a lot of you out there
who are movie quoters, and maybe you just appreciate
movie quotes even if you're not a movie quoter,
I'm sure hoping so, fingers crossed,
it's time to play
I've Removed Some Words from Some Movies
so Now You Have to Guess What those Words Are.
- You just made what I hope is gonna be a very exciting game
sound kinda normal.
- You didn't like how catchy that was?
I thought about that for weeks.
- So uncatchy it became catchy,
I hope.
- Link I'm going to read a movie quote for you,
I'll give you a little context and what movie it came from,
and then I'm going to leave a word out,
or a phrase out or something, and then give you
a couple of choices, three choices as to what
might be the right thing to fill in the blank.
Six of these, you get four right, you win.
If you don't win, you have to drink
a movie theater smoothie in More, and it's,
- I'm sure it won't be great.
- It'll be bad.
- Are these movies that everyone's seen except me,
which is like very movie, or are these weird movies
that nobody's seen?
- These are the six most popular movies ever to be made.
- Okay, so I haven't seen them, okay.
- If you like fast cars and murder,
then you'll love Death Race 2000, an action-comedy film
about a race that earns contestants points
by running over innocent bystanders.
In this scene, the fierce competitor Frankenstein
approaches his victims and is asked by his sidekick,
what is that?
To which he replies, blank day at the geriatrics hospital.
They do it every year.
Is it A, Euthanasia.
B, Sacrifice.
C, Dialysis.
Dialysis day.
- I mean Death Race 2000, - Every day is dialysis day.
I mean I can see it being sacrifice
because it seems like a dark, dark, comedy.
Euthanasia, is very dark too,
I'm gonna go with the extreme, I'm gonna go with sacrifice.
- Alright, let's play the clip.
- What is that?
- Euthanasia Day at the geriatrics hospital.
(buzzer) They do it every year.
- Here he comes, he's coming.
- [Rhett] Get ready for it.
- [Link] Oh no, oh no.
- Oh yes.
Those people had a lot of life left to live Link.
Took em out!
- Well he took out the nurses, he didn't take out
the old people. - That's right.
- So justice is served?
- He showed mercy.
- Yeah, because they were,
- It's called Mercy Hospital, did you see that?
- So I got that one wrong.
- You did get that one wrong, but I think
- Euthansia Day. - Frankenstein made
the right choice.
Mercenary Michael Gold is on a mission to track down
laser technology in the 1989 action movie
appropriately titled, Laser Mission.
In this scene, Gold is throwing punches with an enemy
when his love interest runs up and says,
Hey Gold, hehe, I got the blank.
Is it A, Horse.
B, Plutonium.
Or C, Laser Technology You've Been Looking For.
It's a very short film.
- Man, horse, this is, this is a crap shoot.
Hey Gold, hehe, I've got the
plutonium, I think this is sci-fi-ish,
I'm going with plutonium.
- Alright, let's see that clip.
- Lasers, plutonium.
- Hey Gold, hehe. I got the horse.
(buzzer) - I knew our luck
was gonna change.
- [Rhett] That's a horse.
- [Link] Woah.
- What are you doing?
- I'm helping you.
- She's helping you.
- I think I know what our movie night's
gonna be this month.
- She brought the horse, man. - Laser Mission.
- Plutonium does seem more likely, I will say that.
- You tricked me with that.
- But it was the horse,
and she was just trying to help guys, gosh.
In 2012, the sci-fi thriller Biohazard Patient Zero,
there were two scientists who were wrapped up
in a government plot to hide the truth
about a biological disaster.
They're also wrapped up in a love story.
When one scientist says to the other,
Less than 30 minutes ago I was making love to you.
Since then there's been a contamination.
We've had a lockdown.
I've blanked two people.
I said that during the teaser, remember that?
That was all for this.
- I didn't think it was gonna be, made love!
- Is that, well no, that's what,
- Is that one of the choices?
- That's what happened 30 minutes ago.
Not with me, but in the context of the movie.
A, is it Killed.
B, Lost.
Or C, Taught Spanish To.
- I've taught Spanish to two people,
I've taught Spanish to two, that has a ring of truth to it.
I should start going with C.
I've killed two people is too obvious.
I've lost two people, I've lost two people.
He's a doctor in a biological disaster, scientist.
- Alright. - Lost.
- Is B your answer? - Yes.
- B, Lost, let's see what it says.
- Less than 30 minutes ago, I was making love to you.
Since then there's been a contamination.
We've had a lockdown.
I've killed two people.
I've killed two people! (buzzer)
- Hold on, wait for it.
Wow, that was so, it was a beautiful performance.
- That elbow movement.
- How have I never heard about this beFore?
- I'm talking about the guy.
- He was awesome.
She was great.
She's Oscar-worthy.
- Very convincing.
- The tension in the stand, and then the elbow move.
- Speaking of not great, your score currently,
you're 0 for 3.
- These movies are so bad, I'm unable to tap into it.
- Link, let's see if you can sweep it from here.
In the 1989 fantasy film Teen Witch.
- Loved it.
- Louise is a witch who can conjure up everything,
except for love.
So apparently she tries to conjure it up
for her friend Polly.
In this scene, Louise urges Polly to talk to the boy
she's head over heels for, Rhett.
- Really? - That's my name.
- Are you in this?
- But Polly is too shy, she says, are you kidding?
I'd be so embarrassed.
Look at how blank he is.
- Tall. - Is it A, Rad.
B, Funky.
Or C, Many Children in a Trench Coat.
Not the first time I've been accused of that.
- Look at how many children in a trench coat he is.
- What is it Link?
- Man, I'd be so embarrassed, look at how funky he is.
- 1989, keep that in mind.
- Rad, look at how rad he is, I'd be embarrassed.
- Alright, let's play the clip.
- Oh my god.
(rap music plays)
Let's go back the other way.
- No, just go up and talk to him.
- Are you kidding?
I'm so embarrassed.
Look at how funky he is. (buzzer)
(Rhett laughs)
- If you'd have just showed me a gif of how funky he was,
this would have been easy, I mean like,
- I've never been that funky.
- And you never will be.
- Never been that funky.
- It's the vest man.
Get the vest.
- Sorry, I had to mislead on that one
to keep the streak alive.
- Funky, funky Rhett.
- In the 2013 paranormal thriller Fateful Findings,
a computer scientist, hacker, and acclaimed novel writer,
who also has mystical powers.
- Yes he does. - Attempts to reveal
his fateful findings to the world.
In this scene, he explains to his girlfriend
what he's been up to.
Quote, All this time, I haven't been working
on my next book, I've hacked into the most blank
government and corporate secrets.
The most blank.
- Funky, the rad secrets, the most funky.
- Different choices, A, Corporate.
B, Secret, C, Government.
Really can't go wrong with this one,
well you can actually.
- I've hacked into the most government government
and corporate secrets, the most government.
That one's not right.
Corporate government, secret government
and corporate secrets.
- Any way you go, it seems dumb, doesn't it?
- Corporate government,
I'm gonna go with,
I've been wrong every time, and I'm gonna say corporate,
so now I'm changing it to secret.
The most secret government and corporate secrets.
The most secret.
- Okay, let's see what you got here.
Whoops.
Yeah, that salad's funny.
- [Link] What?
- All this time, I haven't been working on my next book.
I've hacked into the most secret government
and corporate secrets. (bell rings)
The most secret.
- How?
First of all, I got it right.
But even more importantly,
how could that, how could something so horribly acted,
- You think that's horrible?
it's so horrible that I feel fear for them as actors.
- I thought that was wonderful,
especially when the spinach dropped.
- That was the best part.
- I'm gonna start using that as a saying.
Just wait til the spinach drops baby.
- The spinach was the best actor,
- You'll look at me and go, mmhmm.
- In this scene.
- Okay Link, - Alright, I got one.
- You got one.
When former substitute teacher,
now professional skateboarder, Mark Dern
is unjustly accused of murdering his wife,
he must find the real killer
while being the target of a nationwide manhunt
in this 1985 action-thriller, Kill Guy.
In this epic skateboarding finale,
Kill Guy and his nemesis, Bert Cart,
go head to head and Kill Guy delivers this memorable line,
I'm going to kill you for killing my wife, blank.
Is this A, Guy.
B, Bert, or C, Kevin from the Mythical Crew.
Because this is fake.
- It's fake?
Well his name is Bert, his last name is Cart.
I'm going to kill you for killing my wife,
Guy, Bert, Kevin from the Mythical Crew.
Alright, I'm gonna kill you for killing my wife,
his name is Bert, so I'm going with Guy.
- Let's roll that clip.
- Hello, I am Bert Cart, I killed your wife (laughs).
- I'm gonna kill you for killing my wife, Guy.
(bell rings)
- Nooooo! (laser gun blast)
You killed me.
- You've just been killed by Kill Guy.
I am Kill Guy.
- He is Kill Guy,
because you were wondering, right?
- Was he starting to squat at the end?
- A little bit, there was some more squatting
that we cut out, it got a little too squatty for me.
Link you got two out of four, that means you lose,
you gotta drink a movie theater smoothie in More.
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