NOW THIS, THIS RACHEL DOLEZAL SITUATION HAS A HUGE RESPONSE
EVERYWHERE.
I WANT TO KNOW HOW THE BLACK COMMUNITY FEELS ABOUT IT.
LET'S CHECK IN WITH OUR BLACK EMERGENCY TECHNICIAN ROBIN
THEDE. ROBIN, YOU'RE AT HEADQUARTERS?
>> THAT'S RIGHT, LARRY.
Larry: WHICH HEADQUARTERS?
>> BLACK HEADQUARTERS.
Larry: OH.
>> I'M FREAKING OUT, LARRY THIS.
IS A MAJOR BLACK SECURITY BREACH.
[LAUGHING] >> Larry: UMMM, A BLACK SECURITY
BREECH?
>> RACHEL DOLEZAL CRACKED THE HOLY GRAIL OF BLACK SECRETS.
BLACK WOMENS HAIR.
>> Larry: REALLY, BLACK WOMENS HAIR.
>> YES.
IT'S EVEN SECRET TO BLACK MEN.
THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
>> Larry: TRUE.
>> THEY JUST KNOW NOT TO TOUCH IT.
>> Larry: THAT'S TRUE.
THAT'S TRUE.
I LEAVE IT ALONE.
I DON'T MESS WITH IT.
>> VERY SMART.
VERY SMART STRATEGY LARRY.
YET THIS WHITE WOMEN HAS MASTERED EVERY BLACK WOMEN HAIR
LOOK.
THE CURLY MIX GIRL LOOK.
THE 16 HOUR MICRO BRAID.
>> Larry: I HAD NO IDEA.
>> AND THE LOCS DOWN TO HER BOOTY.
SHE RISKED HER EDGES FOR THE LOCS, LARRY.
HER EDGES.
>> Larry: I GET IT, ROBIN.
>> HOLD ON, ROBIN.
YOU HAVE IT ALL WRONG.
RACHEL DOLEZAL ISN'T A DANGER.
SHE'S A PIONEER.
>> Larry: HEY, IT'S MIKE YARD.
EVERYBODY.
IT'S MIKE.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] OKAY.
WAIT HOW IS SHE A PIONEER, MIKE?
>> A BLACK CONVERT, LARRY.
Larry: CONVERT?
WAIT A SECOND ARE YOU IN A CHURCH?
>> INDEED I AM.
LARRY, RELIGIONS HAVE BEEN GROWING NUMBERS WITH CONVERTS
FOR CENTURIES, LAYERY . IT'S TIME FOR US TO GET IN ON THE
ACTION, BROTHER.
>> Larry: WHITE, MIKE.
WHY DO BLACKS NEED CONVERTS.
>> I'M TIRED OF BEING THE MINORITY.
LET'S BE THE MAJORITY.
RACHEL DOLEZAL PUT IN A LOT OF LEG WORK FOR BLACK PEOPLE
SHE TAUGHT AFRICAN-AMERICAN STUDIES, RAISED BLACK CHILDREN,
WORKS FOR THE NAACP.
I HAVEN'T DONE THAT.
WE CAN'T JUST SHIP HER BACK.
I HAVE BEEN BLACK MY WHOLE LIFE, NEVER DID IT.
>> Larry: WAIT, SHIP HER BACK?
WHAT ARE YOU SUGGESTING, MIKE?
>> I SUGGEST A PATH TO BLACK CITIZENSHIP, LARRY.
>> Larry: OKAY.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Larry: BLACK CITIZENSHIP?
>> YES, LARRY.
SHE GAVE UP THE LIFE OF A WHITE WOMEN TO LIVE THE LIFE OF A
BLACK WOMAN.
DO YOU KNOW THE SACRIFICE?
>> Larry: I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT.
>> LARRY, POLICE GO LOOKING FOR MISSING WHITE WOMEN.
I THINK WE SHOULD WELCOME HER WITH OPEN ARMS.
>> Larry: MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
MAYBE SHE DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
>> I'M NOT WELCOMING A DAMN THING, LARRY!
THIS IS A CONSPIRACY.
WHITE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN HIDING FOR YEARS!
>> Larry: IT'S HOLLY WALKER, EVERYBODY.
HOLLY, WHERE ARE YOU?
>> IN THE WOODS.
Larry: OKAY.
SO, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY CONSPIRACY?
>> FAKE BLACK PEOPLE ARE EVERYWHERE, LARRY!
I HAVE BEEN HUNTING THEM MY WHOLE ADULT LIFE.
I CALL THEM INCOG-NEGROS.
>> Larry: WAIT A SECOND.
INCOG-NEGROS.
>> YES INCOG-NEGROS.
AND RACHEL DOLEZAL IS THE TIP OF THE INCOG-NEGRO ICEBERG.
HERE IS FOOTAGE I HAVE OF ONE 15 YEARS AGO.
[LAUGHING] >> Larry: WAIT, WAIT.
HOLD ON.
NO, NO.
WAIT.
[LAUGHING] >> Larry: I THINK THAT'S JUST A
WHITE WOMAN WITH A FRO.
>> YOU'RE JUST BRAINWASHED.
Larry: I'M NOT.
>> THEY'RE IN OUR NAIL SALONS AND CHURCHES.
I SAW A INCOG-NEGRO AT A JUNETEENTH COOKOUT THIS WEEKEND.
I SAID YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYBODY.
WHO BRINGS PIZZA BAGELS TO A JUNETEENTH COOKOUT?
A INCOG-NEGRO.
>> WHO CARES ABOUT THIS.
WE NEED TO BE INCLUSIVE.
>> NO, LARRY, WE NEED TO KEEP EVERYONE OUT.
>> COME TO THINK OF IT LARRY, YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE PALE
YOURSELF. >> Larry: NO, NO, NO.
>> LISTEN, ANSWER THIS.
WHEN YOUR PARENTS DISCIPLINED YOU, DID YOU GET A TALKING TO OR
A WHOOPING?
>> Larry: THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME, COME ON.
>> LARRY, DON'T TELL YOUR SECRETS.
>> LARRY CAN BE BLACK IF HE WANTS.
TO.
>> Larry: I AM BLACK.
>> A INCOG-NEGRO.
Larry: I'M NOT INCOG-NEGRO.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.