- [Gary] Fuck!
(triumphant rock music)
What if I told you this was the last
Monday morning of your life?
- Alright, heading to the Jets game.
Avi is here.
Looking for my crew.
Ready to head to the stadium.
("Inspire" by Pitthakid)
Alright, I need predictions.
Nate, what do you got today?
- 27-10 Patriots.
- [Gary] Phil? - That feels right to me.
- They flex it again, we don't even have the game.
- [Gary] They push it? - Mhmmm.
- [Gary] What do you got though?
- I have 41-5 Patriots. - [Gary] Oooph.
Alex isn't here, he's finished.
- Wow. (group laughter)
- Are we live right now?
- [Gary] Yeah, no, I'm not live. I'm filming my DailyVee.
- [AJ] You do your own filming now?
- [Gary] I'm DRock now.
- [AJ] 'Cause DRock's in Asia, right?
- [Gary] Yeah.
Now that I'm doing it seven days a week,--
- [AJ] You have to do some sometimes.
- [Gary] I have to do sometimes.
- [AJ] Weird. What's up?
- [Gary] How we feeling about this season?
- Terrible.
- The season's terrible. - It's shit.
Straight shit. - Terrible.
- [Gary] The level of hate I have for these
Patriot fans is enormous.
Like, I hate that dude.
I hate that Gronk kid right there.
I hate you.
These fucking characters.
Even though the Jets suck, the one great thing for me on this,
and I think we all need it, is escapism.
What the Jets do for me is allow me not to care about anything
during those three or four hours.
I'm just zoned into the Jets and if the internet and alcohol
became illegal in America, I wouldn't care.
I'd deal with it afterwards.
I think all of us need to find our escapism and we need to
balance how much escapism we need based on our ambition.
That's how we do it.
That's why I love it.
Uh-oh, what up, Vern?
- What up, man? - Uh-oh, we're here.
- [Vernon] We're here. - We're here.
Alright, Nate, today we trust you the most.
We're gonna have you start it off.
- 27-10 Patriots,
they score on the opening drive is the key play.
- [Gary] What do you got?
- 37-18 Patriots. - [Gary] Key play?
- Brady to Mitchell, 50-yard touchdown.
- That's my thoughts, Mitchell two touchdowns,
31-21.
- [Gary] Okay. Vernon?
- Come on Vernon.
- [Gary] You had a big score in the car, stick with it.
- 35-10, Patriots. - [Gary] Key play?
- Key play? Pick 6 by Butler.
- [Gary] Wow.
- 21-17 Jets, Brandon Marshall has a big day,
two touchdowns.
- 41-12 Patriots.
We got to 12 with a safety by the way,
we didn't kick four field goals. (group laughter)
Key play, Edelman breaks six tackles on the opening drive for
a 41-yard touchdown and spirits are broken.
- Say it ain't so.
I got 20-17 Jets.
Got a Nick Folk field goal for the win.
- 23-20 Jets. - [AJ] Wow!
- Quincy Enunwa, 16 catches for 409.
(group laughter and crosstalk)
- Every game I've rooted against the Jets.
Today, I'm going Jets 17-10.
Which means I'll lose again,-- - Yeah.
- key play of the game six minutes and 47 seconds
into the third quarter Tom Brady goes
down with an ACL. - Killers, killers man.
- Little Lou?
- 10-6 Jets, Gostkowski missed field goal in the fourth quarter
leads to a game winning field goal from Folk.
- [Gary] Love it. - [AJ] Selfie time.
- 23-20 Jets.
Robby Anderson.
- 41-5 Patriots,
six minutes and 50 seconds into the third quarter.
- [Man] 39-12 the Patriots. - Makes sense.
(group laughter)
Yeah, whatever.
- [All] And the home of the Jets!
- Walking in.
I'm not excited.
Little Lou feels terrible.
- [AJ] Bad news. - Bad news.
Don't let the Jets beat you Patriot fans.
I'll fucking go on a Twitter rampage.
("Poppies" by KNGDAVID)
- [Gary] The club. Coaches Club, baby.
Phil, you fancy. - Yeah.
- [Gary] Here we got food,
to get some free water.
Let's see what's going on.
Sush, sush, sush.
Alright, let's go where we're really going.
Let's see, see, see.
Yep, this is my home away from home.
Alright, walk up.
I make this walk 10 times a year.
I hate that little kid on the right.
I hate that little kid.
(crowd booing) You pieces of shit.
Fuck you!
He got him.
- [AJ] Horrible spot. He gave it to him.
(crowd unrestful) - Fuck!
- [Referee] The ruling on the field has been changed.
(crowd cheering)
(fireworks exploding)
Touchdown!
To me!
To me, Woody!
Reading the comments from the last DailyVee.
The buyer always pays, always pays the shipping.
(toilet flushes)
("Poppies" by KNGDAVID)
We lost. (bell dings)