what's up guys hope you're doing well if
you're new to show and these videos I
talk about things that I hate things I'm
just not about that look for example
when you go to the bathroom okay you're
in a public location you do the D then
you go to wash your hand get the soap up
from the soap dispenser wash your hands
you watching it all good and then when
you go to dry your hands there's no
paper towel all they have is the air
drop now I like to splash my face is why
I hate personal prayer so when there's
no paper towel I got to go back out
there look like dust are cool oh you are
you sweating you look like you have a
few do have a fever don't have a cop
star fever not me paper towels in the
bathroom not about that lot when you're
driving and it's raining raining pretty
decent here wipers are on and then you
get behind a car or trying it just keep
splashing water up onto your windshield
wiper even more not about that well
since we're so on track how about when
you come to a red light and you're just
chilly at the red no one's moving
no one's going this way no one's going
this way the crosswalks not even on so
what is really happening at this moment
in my life no one's gone when you forget
if you took your medicine but you can't
take it again cuz you can only take one
within a 24-hour period boys you got to
go to the hospital call the poison
hotline drink a gallon of milk or so I
don't I don't know can someone just tell
me how do bugs get into lighting
pictures how does this happen
I have to learn how to open up my
lighting fixture just because they can't
feel I decide to scooch up on up in
there and uh doc didn't even have the
decency of turning into a butterfly it
was a butterfly go to work with the
butterfly you're not gonna left that in
that girl walks into my bathroom she's a
dead butterfly in the lighting fixture I
can just play that off you know just say
I'm exotic but you're gonna die as a
caddy you got that's wasted potential
not about them people posting pictures
of their friends on Instagram okay let
me explain cuz you may not understand
what I'm talking they're not in the
pictures themselves they're just posting
pictures of their friends hello hello if
I wanted to follow your friends I would
follow them on Instagram I don't want to
see I don't want to see half of your
pictures however the more food I don't
want to see that what are you doing with
your no okay this is not okay this this
needs to stop okay it's like going to a
birthday party that you invited me to
and then when I get to the birthday
party it's just a friend and you never
show up that would be kind of awkward
one in it I believe so it's happened to
me actually okay maybe okay we're
getting off topic people who say good
luck before games and there aren't
the opposing team are you stupid are you
dog do you know what that means are you
sure you do okay because that would mean
if I had good luck you would probably
listen why would you say good luck to me
some people they'll just chalk it up as
good sportsmanship I'm trying to wait
not over here don't have cupcakes and
sing Kumbaya with you by the fact I hope
you sprain your ankle not break it not
break it springy so Billy has to come in
you know Billy's only on the team
because his mom works with school
administration I'm gonna go to Office
Depot by chair and sit all the way down
let's just be real and while we're being
real and I'm the subject of goodnight
eight even more than that is when people
say luck is when hardwork meets
opportunity
are you stupid Lucky's when hardwork
meets opportunity
do you understand what the definition of
luck is and nothing to do with hard work
at all and that's a wife luck it doesn't
involve any type of work or anything on
your part look I feel like you can
either believe in luck or you can
believe in God you really can't believe
in both you think about it for a second
okay you can't just go around redefining
words so it makes better quote good is
where peace meets acceptance there's no
one straight to hell I can't do this
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