>> HAS THE WHITE HOUSE GIVEN UP?
OUR PRESIDENT SAYS YUP UNLIMITED
UNLIMITED AS THE AVERAGE PRICE
OF GAS HE ADMITTED GAS AND FOOD
PRICES WILL BE COMING BACK TO
EARTH ANYTIME SOON.
IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMETHING HE
COULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT, I
DON’T KNOW, LIKE MAY BE THE
PRESIDENT.
>> THERE IS A LOT GOING ON RIGHT
NOW, BUT THE IDEA WERE GOING TO
BE ABLE TO CLICK A SWITCH, BRING
DOWN THE COST OF GASOLINE IS NOT
LIKELY IN THE NEAR TERM, NOR IS
IT WITH REGARD TO FOOD.
>> NO ONE EXPECTED THERE TO BE A
SWITCH, JUST A WHITE HOUSE THAT
SOLVE THESE PROBLEMS COMING AND
INSTEAD OF KILLING PIPELINES
ACTUALLY CREATED MORE AND NOT
LESS FUEL RATE THAT WAS SAID IN
AN EVENT MEANT TO HIGHLIGHT THE
BIDEN HAS ACTION T TAKEN TO
ADDRESS THE BABY FORMULA
SHORTAGE.
EVEN THERE HE ADMITS HE WAS A WILD EVEN THOUGH HE WAS WARNED
WILD EVEN THOUGH HE WAS WARNED AHEAD OF TIME.
>> WAS HAVING AN IMPACT?
>> THEY DID.
>> GOT HELPLESS.
WHAT AN IRONY.
OUR BABIES ARE RELYING ON AN
INFANTILE ADULT.
AT LEAST HE DIDN’T SAY THERE
WASN’T A SWITCH TO TURN ON THE
BABY FORMULA PIPELINE, BUT IF
THERE WAS HE WOULD PROBABLY SHUT
IT DOWN FOR A TIME TO WEAN
OURSELVES OFF BABY FORMULA
MEANWHILE TREASURY SECRETARY
ADMITS SHE ALSO LEFT UP.
>> I THINK I WAS WRONG THEN
ABOUT THE PATH THAT INFLATION
WOULD TAKE AS I MENTIONED THERE
HAVE BEEN UNANTICIPATED AND
LARGE SHOTS TO THE ECONOMY THAT
AT THE TIME I DIDN’T FULLY
UNDERSTAND, BUT WE RECOGNIZE
THAT NOW.
>> BETTER LATE THAN NEVER.
IF SHE WASN’T SO HOT, I DEMAND SHE’D BE FIRED.
ANYTHING TO ADD, JOE?
>> SOME OF THOSE THINGS, THAT
FORMULA THING, I DON’T KNOW
ABOUT THAT, THEY SAID THERE’S
NOT ENOUGH FORMULA, IT MAY BE
THERE’S TOO MANY BABIES.
DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?
WHAT ARE ALL THESE BABIES DOING?
AND WHAT DID THEY DO ANYWAY?
THEY CAN’T DO ANYTHING, THEY
CAN’T PROTEST, THEY CAN’T VOTE
FOR ME, THEY CAN’T PAY TAXES.
COME ON, AND THEY’RE GETTING
OLDER.
PRETTY SOON THEY’RE NOT GOING TO
NEED TO DRINK THAT STUFF, SO
PROBLEM SOLVED.
SO LIFE IS GONNA SUCK WHEN YOU
CAN’T GET EXCITED ABOUT SUMMER
MOVIE SEASON BECAUSE NOW THERE
IS ALSO A POPCORN SHORTAGE.
SO GET USED TO SEEING STUFF LIKE
THIS.
>> I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW MUCH
OF CORNS GOING TO BE WITH ALL
THE SHORTAGES.
>> HOW COMBAT CAN IT BE?
>> LARGE POPCORN.
>> SORRY, WE JUST HAVE ONE SIZE.
>> HOW MUCH?
>> THAT WILL BE $2.
IN THAT CASE, WE WILL TAKE TOO.
>> THERE YOU ARE.
>> THANK YOU? STILL HUNGRY.
STILL HUNGRY.
ARE YOU HUNGRY?
>> I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW MUCH
POPCORN IS GOING TO BE WITHOUT
THE SHORTAGES.
>> NICE.
>> TYRUS, NOW IT’S POPCORN.
ARMAGEDDON, ARE WE HEADED
TOWARDS ARMAGEDDON?
>> KNOW, OUR DEAR SWEET
PRESIDENT, I THINK HE THINKS IF
HE WHISPERS THEY WILL STOP ASKING QUESTIONS.
ASKING QUESTIONS.
MY KIDS DO THAT VERY AND THAT’S
WHAT HAPPENED.
>> KAYLEIGH?
>> CLEARLY THIS ADMINISTRATION
HATES BABIES.
IT FEELS LIKE CHILDREN OUR IN
CHARGE.
>> IT DOES FEEL LIKE CHILDREN
OUR IN CHARGE.
>> AND OUR PRESIDENT MAY BE THE
BIGGEST CHILD OF THEM ALL.
HE HAD TO SPEAK ABOUT VERY
SERIOUS THINGS ANY CAN’T DO THAT
WHILE EATING ICE CREAM.
SO THAT’S WHAT THE WHITE HOUSE
IS ABOUT THE PRESIDENT BY THE
WAY IS PRESS PRESS SECRETARY
TRIES TO CLEAN UP THE MESS SAYS
WE’VE WE BEEN WORKING ON THIS,
THE NEWS PRESS SECRETARY COMES
IN SHE SAYS WE’VE BEEN WORKING
ON THIS SINCE DAY ONE, AND BIDEN
’S LIKE THEY DIDN’T TELL ME
UNTIL APRIL.
WHAT?
YOU’RE WHITE HOUSE IS TRYING TO COVER FOR YOU AND YOUR LIKE THE
COVER FOR YOU AND YOUR LIKE THE
ROBBER THAT TELLS ON YOURSELF.
>> AS A FINANCIAL EXPERT
YOURSELF, CONGRATULATIONS ON THE
NEW SHOW,.
>> I THINK PEOPLE WOULD WATCH
THAT.
>> THEY WOULD WATCH THAT PARADE
THEY WOULD GET ADVICE THEY
WOULDN’T GET ANYWHERE ELSE.
>> WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS?
ARE YOU WORRIED AT ALL?
YOU LOVE BABY FORMULA.
AND POPCORN.
SOMETIMES WILL JUST PUT BABY
FORMULA AND POPCORN IN AND
BLENDER WANT YOU?
GET YOU KNOW ME SO WELL.
OBVIOUSLY, YOU COULD PREDICT
THIS, I’M NOT UPSET ABOUT THIS
AS I AM JUST THE EXISTENCE OF
THE FED.
WHICH CAUSES ALL OF THIS BECAUSE
HUMANS ARE GOING.
>> IT WRONG IN HUMANS ARE GOING
TO MAKE MISTAKES OR YOU
SHOULDN’T HAVE THEM TRYING TO
CONTROL THE RATE.
>> ALL RIGHT, RAND PAUL JUNIOR.
>> THAT WAS MORE RON.
>> RON PAUL JUNIOR, HE WAS THE
GOOD WHEN?
>> HE WAS THE ONE THAT WAS THE
ACTUAL LIBERTARIAN.
>> THANK YOU.
>> YOU’RE WELCOME.
ANY TIME.
NERD.
SUCH A NERD.
ALL TAKE THAT.
>> ALL RIGHT. YOU CAN BE BOTH.
YOU CAN BE BOTH.
REACH FOR THE STARS, KAT.
>> HAS THERE EVER BEEN A
PRESIDENT LESS INTERESTED IN
DOING THE JOB?
CAN YOU IMAGINE TRUMP STANDING
BEFORE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AND
SAYING NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT
.
NO ONE TOLD ME.
DIDN’T KNOW IT WHAT YOU SAY.
NO, NO, HE WOULD’VE HAD ALL THE
BABY FORMULA MAKERS MARCH INTO
THE WHITE HOUSE AND WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO TO RAMP UP
PRODUCTION TOMORROW.
YOU TELL ME KNOW WHAT YOU’RE
GOING TO DO.
>> HE WOULD’VE BEEN LIKE THIS.
GET THE BABY FORMULA.
IT’S THE BEST FEMALE FORMULA
EVER.
>> THERE WILL BE TRUMP BABY
FORMULA.
>> A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE TALKING
ABOUT IT.
>> BABIES LOVE IT.