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because i said i liked your dress
stop saying that it's true it's boring
it's all i wanted to say well i'm
starting to think it's all you can say
what's your name leonard leonard you
better run along before my fiance gets
here he's far less tolerant of your
existence than i am there's no reason to
be angry i was simply paying you a
compliment
no but you're just acting like a big
baby because you miss your mother's
bosoms
my mother's what her bosoms you goof
you're substituting my bosoms for your
mothers what
no i'm not why not what's wrong with my
bosoms
uh
honestly miss littleton we're in public
the rules of etiquette
apply oh leonard it's 1925 there are no
rules
except that boys like you are tedious
until they're 40 at which point they
become unbearably tedious
i didn't come over here to be insulted
no where do you usually go
and don't think just cause you haven't
said anything that i don't know what
you're up to
i'm talking to you behind the magazine
how do you know i could have you
arrested for eavesdropping
excuse me or are you really an avid
reader of ladies home journal i never
miss an issue
i see
waiting for someone i'm sorry were you
speaking to me no just practicing my
american accent
of course matter of fact i was waiting
for someone who a business association
oh
a business associate so cryptic so
manly clearly beyond the comprehension
of a feeble female
if you say so what i want to know is why
you chose to come in here from the lobby
where you obviously had business to sit
next to me and listen to my conversation
tell me or are you afraid to say
i'm not afraid to say it i'm in love
with leonard
go ahead and laugh everyone does we had
something beautiful until you came along
you think you could just toss them away
like a sack of flour
hey hey haven't you done enough no
really who are you
what's your name i'm dodge dodge
connolly of duluth minnesota
lexi littleton champaign illinois hey
lexi what are you doing for dinner
you're a lot of fun mr connolly and i'm
sorry i'm not gonna get to know you
better but you should leave before my
fiance gets here
he's kind of big well i can handle
myself
no really mr gundler mr connolly is
buried next to my mother i'm dodge
dodge it'd be better if you go better
for home
don't get familiar mr connolly just
because we had a laugh doesn't mean you
know me
my apologies apology accepted
but i do know you you think so
oh yeah really yeah you're the kind of
cocktail that comes on like sugar but
gives you a kick in the head
the only thing you hate worse than the
guy making a play is when a guy doesn't
make a play oh were you making a play i
hadn't realized
might work on my antler lean she's a
little nearsighted there's an article on
peach canning in here that i'm dying to
get back to
well i know you too dutch connolly you
think you're the slickest operator in
duluth and maybe you are
but being the slickest operator in
duluth is kind of like being the world's
tallest if you ask me it's too
bad we know each other so well we might
have gotten along well i'll live
alone
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