-You should have seen her face, man. It was everywhere! -Ha...your mum's awesome.
Yeah. She was.
I have never seen this pub before.
Yeah, this is my favourite place! CRAZIEST drinks!
What do you mean by "crazy"?
Are you calling me a liar, sir?
Uhhhhh...
Sorry. Total overreaction.
Yeah!
No, the drink. It's CALLED a 'Total Overreaction'.
Huh...
Can I get an...'Obscure Reference'?
Cheers. [Cheers theme plays]
[Chris coughs] I just had a 'Pygmy Stallion'.
My throat's a little hoarse...
[Tom gags]
Oh, that's the 'Recurring Gag'. I've had that before.
Eurgh.
-Look, Tom, there's...a reason I brought you here toda-- -[gags] -Stop drinking it!
Sorry. Just...give me a 'Stiff Drink'.
[Tom groans]
Chris...what did you want?
I'll take a 'Dub'.
[Barman]: What flavour?
[Tom heaves]
Spanish.
[Spanish guitar]
[Chris speaks in Spanish]
I...have...no idea what you just said.
Give me a 'Horse Mask'.
Senor, I...
[Tom gags]
Nope. That's just the 'Recurring Gag' again.
Tom, look...I'm... I'm trying to say that--
-Give me a 'Perpetual Motion' instead. -Tom, look, I'm...I'm trying to tell you that...
...that I'm in LOVE with you.
[Barman]: One 'Perpetual Motion'.
[glass smashes]
Chris, I...I like my friends like I like my Whisky.
-Let me guess: Straight! -NOT TRYING TO SLEEP WITH ME.
Well, I need a 'More Understanding Friend.'
I'd like a 'Platonic Relationship'.
Why don't you give me a shot.
Could I get five 'Minutes to Think About It'.
Can I at least get a little 'Consideration'?
A LITTLE 'Consideration'.
I don't see 'Us Working Out', so how about...
-...'Get Over It' -Well I don't see a 'Future Without You', so...
Yeah, we're out of those I'm afraid.
Can I at least get a 'Reluctant Compromise'?
Is diet okay?
FFFFIIIIINNNEEE.
Are you guys gonna drink ANY of these?
Chris, I'm gonna go
Tom...can I at least get you one more drink?
Sure.
A normal one.
What is this?
'Sex on the Beach'!
What?! NOOOOO--
So that was a video which I made to help fight cancer, weirdly enough.
So please watch the video over here to unravel the mystery of
what that had to do with cancer in any way.
This is a really bad shirt. Why am I wearing this?