(knives slicing)
- [All] Saturday Supercut.
♪ It's my birthday and I'll fart if I want to ♪
♪ Fart if I want to, fart if I want to ♪
(farting)
(laughing)
- Uggh, hey, bro!
Can you please stop ripping farts in here?
It reeks, whoa.
- Wow, a birthday present!
Are you here for me?
(clearing throat)
- That depends.
Are you Orange?
- Oooh, answering questions with questions.
That's my fave.
Where's the muffin man?
- What?
- Why is my mustache red?
- Where did that even come from?
- What's the worst name you can think of to name your child?
- Knock it off!
- Yay!
I won!
- Won what?
- The question game.
You were the first one to stop asking questions, so I win.
(laughing)
- I wasn't playing the question game.
That's not even a thing!
- So, seriously though.
- Yes?
- What's the worst name you can think of for a child?
- Stop it!
- Eh, Stop It isn't bad, but I think
Rupert von Butterfarts is even better.
(laughing)
- Bro, what is wrong with you?
- Well, truth be told, I am a little gassy.
(farting)
(coughing)
- Enough of the farts!
(laughing)
- So, anyhoozles, whatcha got for me?
Gimme, gimme, gimme.
- Okay, well hold on now.
I can't just tell you.
- Ooh, I got it.
You want me to guess.
- That's not what I mean.
- Oh, is my present a jelly bean trampoline?
- What?
- Is it a microwave that cooks tinfoil?
- Pretty sure that's not a thing.
- I like my tinfoil medium rare.
- I don't even know how to respond to that statement.
- Oh, is my present a pair of legless pants?
- Huh?
- Legless pants, you got 'em?
- Uh, you mean shorts?
- Ha ha ha, shorts, how'd you know
that's what we call Midget Apple?
- [Tiny Apple] Hey!
- No, shorts.
Shorts are pants without legs.
(laughing)
- Yeah, sure thing, and pizza rolls are toilet paper.
- Mister, either you are really dense
or you're using pizza rolls completely wrong.
- You know, that's the fourth time
someone has said that to me today.
- I don't doubt it.
Now, can we get back to your birthday gift?
- Yeah, lay some of that
magical birthday giftitude on me, dude!
- Okay, as I was saying, I can't tell you what's inside.
- Ohh, is it a root beer garage--
- And you don't need to guess either!
- Sheesh.
(sighing)
- What I was going to say, all you have to do is.
- Rip?
- Yeah, I mean you just have to open me.
I wouldn't rip me though.
That seems a little violent,
plus you wouldn't be able to save the wrapping paper.
- No no no no, I meant rip as in R.I.P.!
- What?
(ominious music)
(paper ripping)
(screaming)
- Yikes!
He's on a real tear.
(laughing)
(screaming)
(paper ripping)
- Wow, he really did rest in pieces.
(laughing)
Too soon?
(grunting)
- Yes, yes it is too soon.
(screaming)
- Somebody got me an evil Pear clone for my birthday!
- No, dude, it's me.
We were all in here to jump out and surprise you.
- [All] Surprise!
- Ohhh, wow.
I bet it was really scary when Present got ripped.
Speaking of which, rip!
(farting)
(laughing)
- Ahhh!
Listen, Orange, we also have another surprise.
- Legless pants?
- No!
You're not the only one with a birthday,
so we all pitched in and made birthday cards
that the fans can send to their friends and loved ones.
- Cool, gimme.
Gimme gimme always gets.
- Yeah, I don't think that's how the saying goes.
(laughing)
Aaah.
(whooshing)
(knives slicing)
- Hey!
Hey, hey hey!
Hey hey!
Hey!
(burping)
Happy burp-day!
(shimmering)
(laughing)
Aw man, I should trademark that one.
Anyhoo, time for me to blow out your birthday cake.
- Good news, Orange.
I found the candles.
- Wait, if those are the candles, what did I just?
(record scratching)
(sparks sizzling)
(screaming)
(exploding)
(upbeat music)
(knives slicing)
(whooshing)
(snoring)
(horns blowing)
- Have a what?
What are you doing?
I'm trying to take a nap.
(cheering)
Oh, hey there.
I heard it's your birthday.
I've had a few of those myself.
(chuckling)
So here's some very important advice.
No matter what you do today, do not,
I repeat, do not.
(snoring)
(piano music)
(knives slicing)
(whooshing)
- Put me down this instant!
Great, they put me on the cutting board,
so I'm gonna have to make this quick.
I hope you have a happy--
(slicing)
(screaming)
Oh man, that stings.
I still got half my face, though,
so I'm just gonna say it, happy bir--
(screaming)
Ahh, ahh, most of my mouth's still intact.
They can take my life, but they can never
stop me from wishing you a happy birth--
(smashing)
(suspenseful music)
(piano music)
(knives slicing)
(whooshing)
(suspenseful music)
- Here's wishing you the biggest birthday ever!
(maniacal laughing)
- Dude, why are you standing behind this magnifying glass?
- Ummm.
- And is that a miniature diorama of New York City?
- I'm gonna go with no.
- Well, whenever you're done being weird over here,
(crashing)
they're ready for you on stage.
Here's your Tiny Tim costume.
It might be a little big on you, though.
(sighing)
(whimsical music)
(knives slicing)
(whooshing)
(futuristic whirring)
- It has been brought to my attention
that you are now one year older.
Congratulations!
Although, if you wish, I have invented a machine
which will make you younger.
Observe.
(crashing)
- Huh, what?
- If we flip the switch and, voila!
- I'm a seed again.
This is incredible!
Whee!
- Please, not so close to the machine.
It's very explosive.
(exploding)
(screaming)
Oh, my life's work, it's ruined.
Gah!
- Sorry about.
(snoring)
(lively music)
(knives slicing)
(whooshing)
- Happy birthday.
I got you a set of measuring cups.
(farting)
- Pear, that is such a weak gift.
- What?
It's practical.
Everybody needs measuring cups.
- Well, I got you a hip-hop velociraptor.
- Okay, now that's a terrible gift.
- He-yeah!
- Oh yeah!
Go raptor!
- [All] Go raptor!
Go raptor!
(screaming)
(raptor roaring)
(knives slicing)
(whooshing)
- For your birthday, I'm gonna sing you
a birthday present, okay?
It's a great birthday song, I sing the best birthday song.
Just ask Omarosa.
Okay, here we go.
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy birthday again ♪
♪ Happy birthday dear what's your face ♪
That'll be $19.95 for the song, boom!
(piano music)
(knives slicing)
(whooshing)
(ominous music)
- Happy birthday.
The government is tracking you with microchip
and your friends are actually alien holograms
and secret societies are on the verge
of selling us all into intergalactic slavery!
(screaming)
Happy birthday, sheeple.
(piano music)
(knives slicing)
(whooshing)
(screaming)
- It's your birthday, and I'm so happy
I can barely stand it!
Yay!
(fireworks)
(dolphin squeaking)
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy birthday, I love you ♪
♪ And I love puppies and rainbows ♪
♪ And sugar and color and everything ♪
Yay!
(dog barking)
(knives slicing)
(whooshing)
- All right, sis, you ready to sing
to the luckiest person in the world?
- Yeah, let's do it!
(horns blowing)
(farting)
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ You smell like a poo ♪
♪ We pooped on a cake ♪
(burping)
♪ And gave it to you ♪
- [Both] Happy birthday!
(burping)
(laughing)
(cheering)
(knives slicing)
(whooshing)
- Ahh!
It's your birthday, and I couldn't be more excited.
Birthdays are so exciting to me,
because I'm a baby.
(explosion)
Got a cake?
With candles?
This is crazy.
I'm just a baby.
(explosion)
Whoa!
Balloons!
How do they fly like that?
My baby mind is blown.
I'm a baby!
(knives slicing)
(whooshing)
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy birthday dear ♪
(crashing)
- Ewww!
(piano music)
(knives slicing)
(whooshing)
- [Announcer] Here's hoping that your birthday is very.
- Extreme!
- Huh?
(sparks sizzling)
(explosions)
- It's extreme!
(piano music)
(explosions)
(knives slicing)
(whooshing)
- Here's wishing you a fruit-tastic birthday full of, huh?
(screaming)
- Relax guys, geeze.
I'm just here to cut the birthday cake.
- Oh.
- That's a relief.
- Wait, he's about to cut what?
(screaming)
(knives slicing)
(whooshing)
(upbeat music)