>> Stephen: THERE YOU GO.
HEY!
WELCOME BACK!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY GUEST TONIGHT --
( CHEERING ) -- IS AN ACADEMY AWARD-WINNING
ACTRESS YOU KNOW FROM "THE BLIND SIDE," "OCEAN'S EIGHT," AND
"BIRD BOX," PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW," SANDRA
BULLOCK!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
ISN'T THAT LOVELY?
SANDRA BULLOCK!
NO, NO!
YOU SIT!
YOU SIT.
LOVELY TO SEE YOU.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> A ROWDY BUNCH.
>> Stephen: VERY EXCITED.
LOVELY TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
>> LOVELY TO BE HERE.
>> Stephen: SANDRA BULLOCK, PEOPLE CALL YOU SANDY?
>> YES, PEOPLE WHO I LIKE.
>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, I'M NOT GOING TO GET OUT AHEAD OF MY
SKIS AND CALL YOU SANDY.
>> I PREFER IT.
>> Stephen: SANDY B.
ANDY B.
>> Stephen: LIKE CALLING ROBERT DE NIRO BOBBY B.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: SINCE 2018, NOT A LOT'S HAPPENED SINCE THEN.
>> NOT A LOT.
>> Stephen: HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
I FEEL LIKE IT'S THE LOST YEARS BECAUSE I CAN'T REMEMBER.
I MADE TWO MOVIES BUT OTHER THAN THAT, I CAN'T REMEMBER.
>> Stephen: NO BIG DEAL, INCLUDING THIS IS ONE OF THE
TWO.
>> I HAVE BEEN DOING WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING.
>> Stephen: IS "BULLET TRAIN" ANOTHER ONE?
>> I WAS LITERALLY IN IT A SECOND FOR A DAY OR TWO.
I DON'T DO ANYTHING TOO MEANINGFUL OTHER THAN BEING
BRAD'S HEAD FOR A WHILE.
>> Stephen: BRAD?
BRADY P.
>> BRADY P.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: ARE YOU GOOD
FRIENDS.
>> NO, NOT AT ALL.
I REALLY DON'T KNOW THE MAN.
>> Stephen: THE NEW FILM IS CALLED "THE LOST CITY."
IT'S THE HIGHEST COMPLIMENT, IT IS SILLY AND STUPID.
>> WOW, WOW, THAT'S THE WORD YOU'RE PUTTING OUT INTO THE
UNIVERSE.
>> Stephen: IT'S SO SILLY, IT'S FUN.
>> NOW YOU SAY FUN, BUT YOU LED WITH SILLY AND STUPID, AND I'M
THINKING, WHY AM I HERE?
>> Stephen: THAT'S THE HIGHEST COMPLIMENT I CAN GIVE A
COMEDIAN, BOY, THAT'S DUMB.
( LAUGHTER ) BUT IT'S SO FUN AND IT'S GOT
GOOD EXPLOSIONS, TOO.
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
>> THAT EXPLOSION WAS OUR FIRST TAKE.
>> Stephen: YOU AND THE THING INSIDE THE WH WHEELBARROW.
>> YEAH, THAT WAS OUR FIRST TAKE.
NO ONE TOLD US HOW BIG IT WOULD BE.
>> Stephen: YOU LOOK STARTLED.
MY FACE IS SO AWKWARD AND GO DESK.
>> Stephen: TELL PEOPLE WHAT IT'S ABOUT.
>> WELL, IT'S A STUPID FILM -- ( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: IT'S THAT GOOD?
YEAH.
>> Stephen: WOW!
IT'S A THROWBACK TO THE WAY MOVIES USED TO BE THAT WERE
FUNNY AND HAD BIG SCOPE AND A LOT OF LOVE AND HATE AND ACTION
AND GREAT ACTORS IN IT.
>> Stephen: YES.
IT'S EPIC IN ITS SCALE, TOO.
>> STUPIDLY EPIC.
>> Stephen: YES.
I PLAY AN AUTHOR WHO IS A SHUT-IN, SHE'S EXPERIENCED LOSS
AND SHE FEELS SHE CAN WRITE HER ROMANCE NOVELS, SHE'S REALLY A
HISTORIAN BUT THEY COULDN'T SELL HER BOOK SO SHE ADDED SEX AND IT
BECAME ROMANCE NOVELS.
SHE THINKS SHE CAN WRITE BUT CAN'T BECAUSE HER FIRST BOOK IN
FIVE YEARS IS A FLOP.
THEY ASKED HER PRESS MODEL TO COME ON THE TOUR BECAUSE NOBODY
WANTS TO SEE HER.
>> Stephen: KIND OF A FABIO INDIVIDUAL.
>> YES, HE'S A FAN FAVORITE AND THEY GO ON THE TOUR AND SHE GETS
KIDNAPPED BY A BILLIONAIRE WHO BELIEVES IN HER BOOK IS THE
ANSWER TO THE TREASURE THAT HE'S BEEN SEEKING.
>> Stephen: AND THE EVIL BILLIONAIRE IS DANIEL RATCLIFF.
>> WHO IS BEYOND BRILLIANT.
>> Stephen: AND FUN TO SEE EVIL.
>> JUST A REALLY GOOD GUY.
>> Stephen: AND DASH, YOUR COVER MODEL, CHANNING TATUM.
>> HE IS FULL ON FABIO-NESS.
>> Stephen: HE'S FULL ON MONTY.
LET'S SELL TICKETS NOW, SANDY.
>> HE'S STUPID NAKED IN THIS FILM, STUPID!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THERE'S A MOMENT
IN THE AD WHERE HE'S STRIPPED TO THE WAIST, LEACHES ARE ON HIS
BACK.
IN THE MOVIE HE DROPS TROU COMPLETELY AND I THINK THEY'RE
HANDLING THAT IN A TASTEFUL WAY UNTIL THEY DON'T, AND THEN IT'S
A FULL ON QUITE LOVELY SHOT OF HIS BUTT, FULL CRACK.
>> NO, NO!
>> Stephen: NO, REALLY, I WATCHED YOUR MOVIE.
I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH MY GUESTS' MOVIES.
I WATCHED THIS ONE.
>> NO, THERE'S A FULL CHEEK, THEN A ART --
>> Stephen: THAT'S CALLED THE CRACK, THE PART.
DID YOU NOT GO TO MEDICAL SCHOOL?
THEY CALL THAT THE CRACK.
>> I COULD BE WRONG, YOU MIGHT BE NEED TO GO SEE THE MOVIE JUST
TO FIGURE THIS OUT.
I DON'T BELIEVE WE SHOWED THE FULL LEFT CHEEK, I THINK WE
HIPTD AT THE RISE -- >> Stephen: 90% TO HAVE THE
LEFT CHEEK.
IT'S FULL -- LIKE THIS.
>> FULL.
>> Stephen: LIKE THIS ( MAKING SOUNDS )
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: ABSOLUTELY.
AND IT'S A LONG TIME.
I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S AN ETICKET RIGHT THERE.
IT'S A FAST PASS RIGHT THERE.
>> HOW MANY PEOPLE KNOW WHAT AN ETICKET IS?
>> Stephen: I'M 57.
OF COURSE, PEOPLE KNOW.
>> EIGHT PEOPLE WENT, YEAH!
>> Stephen: AND THERE'S A MOMENT AT WHICH HE TURNS AROUND
SO YOU CAN CHECK THE FRONT.
>> HE DOES.
>> Stephen: IS THAT C.G.I.?
NO.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE THERE.
FULLY THERE.
FULL ON, FACE TO FACE WITH THE LANDSCAPE THAT I NEEDED TO
TEÊTE-AÀ-TEÊTE, AS WE SAY.
>> FULL ON TEÊTE-AÀ-TEÊTE.
I HAD TO SPEND TIME DOWN THERE JUST MAKING SURE --
>> Stephen: NO LEACHES.
NO LEACHES.
AND I HAD A LOT TO SAY TO IT, APPARENTLY.
AS ONE DOES.
WHEN YOU'RE THERE YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET TO KNOW IT.
>> Stephen: YES.
YOUR CHARACTER IS REACTING IN THAT MOMENT.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: AS IF -- THERE'S A SURPRISE.
>> Stephen: AND PERHAPS HE IS GENEROUSLY ENDOWED, SHALL WE
SAY.
>> OR NOT.
>> Stephen: OH...
UH-HUH.
THE CHARACTER!
>> Stephen: I HADN'T THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.
IT COULD SWING EITHER WAY.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
YOU NEVER KNOW.
>> LET'S JUST SAY -- LET'S JUST SAY --
>> Stephen: SAY IT.
-- THAT I HONESTLY DIDN'T NOTICE BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT
TO -- >> Stephen: THAT SPEAKS
VOLUMES.
>> IN ALL HONESTY WHEN YOU'RE DOWN THERE AND HAVE TWO PAGES OF
DIALOGUE AND YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT YOU GET NOTHING DONE.
I LOOKED AT HIS LEFT THIGH JUST LIKE THE CREASE BETWEEN THAT
AREA AND THERE.
>> Stephen: THIS THING, THIS THING.
THAT THING RIGHT THERE.
>> NO, THAT'S HIGHER UP.
I HAD TO LOOK DOWN WHERE IT MIGHT BE, BUT I JUST GRAZED IT
HERE.
AND I FOCUSED MORE ON THE LEFT INNER THIGH.
>> Stephen: OKAY.
BECAUSE YOU'RE A PRO.
>> YEAH!
>> Stephen: NOW, THIS IS A TOUGH TRANSITION FOR ME TO MAKE
TO THE NEXT QUESTION.
>> LET ME HELP YOU.
>> Stephen: IT'S THIS ONE.
WHICH ONE?
YOUR KIDS LOUIE AND LILA!
( LAUGHTER ) LET'S JUST SKIP THAT ONE.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: THEY WERE ON THE SET THE WHOLE TIME.
>> NO, THEY WERE ON QUARANTINE.
>> Stephen: THE BUBBLE.
THE BEAUTY OF IT WAS WE WERE IN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC.
WE HAD 650 CREW MEMBERS, 450 DOMINICAN.
WE SAID COME WITH US, WE'LL KEEP YOU SAFE BUT YOU HAVE TO BUBBLE
WITH US.
WE TOOK OVER RESORTS THAT SHUT DOWN, SO WE SAID COME BACK,
EVERYONE, WE'RE GOING TO BUBBLE.
SO WE HAD A SAFE TIME AND A GOOD TIME.
>> Stephen: A SAFE TIME AND A GOOD TIME.
>> ISN'T THAT A KEY THESE DAYS?
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: A QUICK BREAK BUT
BACK WITH MORE OF SANDRA BULLOCK, EVERYBODY.