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how did you pick that really cool color for your hair um one time I came home really late
at night and my brother thought I was an intruder so he picked up a big glass vase
and uh smashed it on my head which started bleeding and then when I looked in the mirror
of course I was really bummed about the fact that my head was bleeding but I loved the color
so i took some of my bloody hair to the um to the drugstore and I asked okay um next tweet
Cat Valentine's brother is a strange character to say the least despite never making an on-screen
appearance the impact he's had on the series and more specifically Cat valentine is undeniable
whether it's biting her feet barking at her like a dog or well this clip it's kind of cozy it
reminds me of my closet where I used to hide from my brother why would you hide from your
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now while I was trying to come up with an idea for this video I
hey no don't scratch you're not supposed to scratch it the doctor said no no scratchy
Cat's brother has a habit of getting himself in trouble which comes as no
surprise considering his strange behavior he once paid himself purple for a job interview
he has a habit of trying to cut his own hair off and apparently
he's used the front lawn as his own bathroom on multiple occasions obviously incidents like
these have caused a serious rift between himself and his family my brother got shot by a clown
why because my brother kept poking him and saying what you gonna do about it clown huh
did I mention the clown was my cousin Jesse which brings us to an interesting aspect
of his character Cat's brother has been through a great deal of physical trauma
both intentionally and unintentionally he adds hot sauce to all of his meals he regularly drinks milk
despite being allergic he was stabbed by accident while traveling japan and don't worry one time
my brother was in Vegas and he fell out of a fourth story hotel window and landed on the
roof of a shuttle bus he seriously messed up which makes one wonder about his mental health
was he like this before or after falling I used to watch reruns of it with my
brother when he was in the special hospital where they used to handcuff him to his bed
in Star-Spangled Tori Cat mentions her parents sending her brother to a mental hospital for an
extended period of time and if you pair this with her telling the gang about his special medicine
in Ice Cream for Kesha we know that he's being treated for something there's not enough
information to come to a definitive conclusion but his violent outburst and sporadic behavior
seems to suggest that he is suffering mentally it'd be useful to know what exactly triggers
his antisocial behavior because that would help cement what exactly Cat's brother is going through
and um maybe it'd help explain a few other things why is your brother wearing my bra
you'll find it hard to analyze a character who hasn't really made an on-screen appearance
you can theorize about them you can come up with ideas about them but
analyzing requires actual evidence and for Cat's brother there really isn't much
overall I think Cat's brother oh wait hang on
hello why is your video so short? make it longer! uh alright
despite only being in 14 episodes with roughly 20 minutes of actual screen time
Tori and Trina's mom Holly Vega is a character I get requested to analyze quite a bit
which I kind of get she's negligent and selfish when it comes to her daughters and will likely go
down in history as one of the worst nickelodeon parents you only made waffles for yourself
why did you girls want some uh yeah sorry but as I mentioned in my Trina Vega analysis she seems
particularly heinous towards Trina willing to reward Tori for getting rid of her and not caring
when Tori and cat lock her in a bathroom but the worst thing Holly's ever done is well well can you
call his partner okay I'll text Gary yeah text Gary I like that guy I know he's handsome right
read your book
who texted you oh it's just Gary your father's friend on the police force
what do you say no nothing I'll just delete this yep she's very likely cheating on her husband why
is never made clear but judging by her personality she may be a very selfish lover only caring about
her own satisfaction as for why she ignores her daughters maybe she was ignored as a child
Holly Vega's kind of interesting I guess I mean if you wanna
what the heck hello your video, it's not long enough make it longer or else!
Lane Alexander remember him the guidance counselor at Hollywood arts that appeared in 19 episodes
21 if you count iParty with Victorious and his blink and you'll miss its scene
in Tory and Jade's Playdate yeah that guy the only thing worth mentioning about him
is the fact that he kinda hates his oh job on why do you all have to drag me into your problems
uh you're the guidance counselor here don't get me wrong he's not terrible at it there's
many times where he actually does help the students but it is pretty ironic
is Hollywood Arts so desperate that they hire the first person that seems
like they could hold a job there you know that actually would explain a lot
you see when you really think about it here we go again
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Burftholomew yes that is his real name and yes we are scraping the bottom of the barrel here
spending a majority of his time by Sinjin's side Burf never truly becomes his own character
he's best friends with Sinjin and usually agrees to do whatever he says but unlike Sinjin,
Burf is usually on the receiving end of Sikowitz wrath this is our fifth rehearsal
and you two aren't getting any better at playing a believable husband and wife birth be quiet
fortunately Sinjin is usually there to comfort birth birth
is an extrovert and he likes to style himself in 70s fashion for some reason
I'm not even gonna say anything because I know the next call is gonna come how did everybody
get my number I don't know oh look there it is the next call hey what do you have to say oh my
stop cutting away just talk about the character rule of three dude
Beck's RV it's dirty Beck lives in it because he doesn't want to live with his parents
and it's called the silver streak because he called it that a lot of the signs shown
in the background of the RV are things that you could typically find around a construction site
it's possible that his parents have something to do with that or maybe
that's one of his interests or passions maybe he just likes the retro vibe and the look of it
we'll never know but what we do know is that Beck is so bad at keeping it clean that he actually
hired someone to clean it for him regularly the RV goes through multiple changes as the
series progresses the most notable being the windows that change their orientations
your videos are so short that my legs don't
even have a chance to fall asleep when I'm on the toilet
what do you want from me? I've been talking about victorious for two years now and it's
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so I can assure you from personal experience that Victorious is anything but a failure and being one
of its biggest fans is a badge I wear with pride what makes analyzing it so much fun is putting
all of the pieces of dialogue together because the evidence is all there but when you start
looking for evidence that doesn't exist you start making things up and I'm not here to make things
up I'm not here to make up stories and call them theories, I'm not here to review a show I've only
seen four episodes of, I'm not here to summarize a bunch of episodes for hours, and I'm definitely
not here to spread misinformation and state them as facts! I'm here to analyze fictional characters
that I care about I care about Victorious I care about Total Drama I'm bittersweet about
iCarly but I obviously care enough to talk about it I grew up watching these shows and
the characters resonated with me I cannot say the same about any other sitcom I've been requested so
far because well there's not that much depth I didn't watch them as a kid either and I find
it hard to watch them now because I'm not a kid anymore I grew up analyzing fictional characters
can be entertaining and even therapeutic but don't pretend it suddenly makes the show more mature
at the end of the day these were shows written for kids and it's okay to enjoy them that way I love
Ben 10 Fairly OddParents, Adventure Time, Rocket Power, Megus XLR, Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius,
the list goes on but I also love MisFits, Dead Like Me, Buffy The Vampire Slayer,
Todd & The Book of Pure Evil, and more adult TV shows because every show I just
listed has at least one character with depth layers things worth analyzing not
just theorizing if everything works out I'll come back to iCarly when the reboot is done,
I'll talk more about Total Drama characters and I'll even make one final Victorious analysis but
until then I'm going to analyze characters and things I'm passionate about! Only nine percent
of my subscribers are watching anyway so why not have fun that's how these analysis videos started
I was just having fun and I missed that and you can bet I'm not gonna let anyone take that away
from me! because the way I see it you the one who chose to stay all the way till the end of
my meaningless Final Thoughts you're the real fan thank you for sticking with me as long as you have
I'm gonna start going in a new direction and I'm telling you I can't do this without you I
know I'm not the best editor, I know I'm not the best writer, I know I'm not the best creator, but
I am the best Jayniac Jr. and in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit I will be VICTORIOUS!