All right.
Eyesight.
So I can start walking?
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
What happened?
Are you inverted?
So when look down, you want to hold down, right?
So down is down.
Up is up.
My wife's inverted.
So when she looks down, she wants to go up.
But I just don't know if that's--
I want to hit that person.
There you go.
I'm not close enough.
You would have hit him.
So, you can't actually hurt people in the lobby.
OK.
The door will open.
So what is that?
So we're on the party bus right now.
OK.
It flies across, basically, the Fortnite map.
And then we're going to press A to jump.
Don't jump right now.
No.
I'm not going to jump.
I'm way up high.
Well you have a cool little parachute, so you'll be OK.
OK.
A to jump.
Yeah, let's just press it right now.
OK.
And then just look straight down.
All right.
With your little right analog stick.
Actually, you have to hold forward, too, like this.
I got it.
I'm completely fine.
The stars are quite beautiful.
So--
How do you have a parachute, and I don't?
Because you haven't--
Deploy.
Gone down yet.
If you want to deploy, you can hit A.
I did.
If you hit it again, it should pop up.
You'll be on the ground eventually.
No, I'm way, way up, still.
You'll get there.
I'm-- Now I'm spinning.
Uh-oh.
Whoa.
it's not, my A is not giving me--
Is it really?
Which A?
That's X.
So?
A is the--
I know.
It's fine.
All right.
I'm still going down.
I haven't--
Eventually, you will land.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
Oh, you're already running around.
Yeah.
What are you trying to do?
So right now, I'm just farming out materials.
Oh, farming out materials.
Yeah, you can like, a tree--
My parachute as taking way too long.
You can hit A again, and you'll skydive down a little bit
further.
Hurry up.
All right.
Now you, so you've reached a certian point where--
How much money have I made so far?
About $5,000.
Really?
Yeah.
How much have you made?
Right now?
About the same, since we're on the same,
we're playing the same game.
Is this real money?
No.
I don't know if you're being--
Are you-- You're being serious.
Yeah.
So--
Yeah, how much have I made, seriously?
As, from like a streamer, and a YouTuber,
it's kind of like ad revenue, and how many current viewers
you have.
Well, I have a lot of viewers.
I have people.
So you probably have.
I have like 77 million Twitter followers.
Look at my ass.
I'm watching my ass run right now.
Actually, yeah.
It's a little--
Look at my ass.
Revealing, sometimes, this game.
I know.
Fun fact, they actually had-- there
was a little animation glitch, when this game first came out.
They had to fix it right away.
The boobs jiggled.
Oh.
And people were kind of backlashing, thinking
it was a little graphic.
So they had to fix it.
Well, look at that.
Yeah.
My badonkadonk is--
Have I done anything yet?
You know, you really haven't.
But it's OK.
You can play the game however you want.
I'm just kind of watching you.
See, on my screen, I can see how you look?
And are you trying to kill me right now?
That's me.
We're best friends.
Oh, we are?
Yes.
Oh, that's great.
Uh-oh.
See, so I can--
Yeah, I can--
I don't want to hurt you.
Why am I whacking you?
You just keep pressing the button I'm going to--
OK. .
Oh.
Look, I got through.
Yeah, so you can build and stuff like that.
You kind of just knock down the wall.
Here.
Try to hit this tree.
Honestly, it's a little hard.
I won't even be able to fix it.
How come there's been nobody to kill yet?
Oh, we can go find them.
They're northwest, if you want to--
Oh.
Northwest.
Which way is that?
On the top, you have your little compass.
I know, but I don't know what that--
OK.
Northwest.
Yep.
North-- Go more to your left.
OK.
That's--
Still inverted.
Yeah.
I don't know what you mean by inverted.
So, back in the day, it's like, when you look up,
you're supposed to look down.
Oh.
You're shooting people.
I am.
I'm trying to.
It's very difficult on the Xbox.
And why do you want to shoot--
Why do you want to kill them?
Have they done something to us?
Yeah, they have.
What have they done?
They've tried to kill us.
I have not seen them try to kill us.
Well that's because--
You haven't even talked to them yet.
You didn't
We've had a little discussion, but you know--
You didn't reason with them.
You didn't say, come on out.
Let's try to make up.
I'll try to do that right now.
Do that.
Ask them if you--
Look at you.
OK.
Hang on.
I'm trying.
What happened?
I'm trying to dance, and let them know
that we're just going to dance.
Oh.
Let me see you dance.
This is the infinite dab, where you just dab infinitely.
And they might join in.
I'm not sure.
Now wait a minute.
So who came up with the idea that we're going
to kill people, and then dance?
I think it just kind of started.
It just started like that.
Just so, someone just decided.
All right.
Do another dance.
OK.
So we have so many. so actually, this guy may kill me right now.
What's happening?
Are the going to try to kill you?
Yeah.
See?
That's why.
See, I just tried to dance in front of them.
How dare you?
And now--
Can I help you in some way?
How can I get to you?
You just got to start walking forward.
I'm inverted.
Start killing.
I think you are inverted.
OK
Just try to aim it right in the middle.
Aim it right.
A little more.
Down a little bit.
Right there.
OK.
Now turn around.
Turn around?
She doesn't have a gun yet.
She can't.
I don't know how to turn around.
You are turning around.
I did?
You've just got to look down.
Right in the middle.
Because when you look in the sky, you can't see.
How's that?
You're getting there.
I'm looking down.
I want you know that this looks like, perfect.
Look, I'm, oh.
It's beautiful.
OK.
Now you just hold forward.
OK.
Which is with the left analog stick, just like this.
Just hold it forward.
Here I go.
I'm running.
I don't even know how you're walking like that.
I don't know, either.
That's just kind of a little--
OK.
There-- now, I'm running.
There you go.
OK.
You're actually heading right towards where they just
killed me.
Oh, good.
I'm going to get them, because, how dare they?
Yeah.
Are you sure?
I think I passed it up.
No, you're there.
You're almost there.
It's a little bit more to your right.
But you'll get there.
See, it's one step at a time.
Sometimes, you--
I'm in the--
It's a tree.
Don't worry.
I climbed a tree?
You can't climb trees, but you almost did.
All right.
So if you look to the right now, that's where they were.
OK.
They're gone?
They might still be there, you know?
Did you see the line on the top right, how it's kind of going?
Look how angry I am.
That's very angry.
Oh, I'm so mad.
damn it.
What?
Am I going to be able to get through this wall?
I don't.
No.
That's indestructible.
Oh.
Well then, why are you letting me do it?
I can't-- I can't--
How-- help me!
I'm trying.
I'm trying so hard, Ellen.
All right.
Just hit jump right now, the A button.
Oh, yeah.
Sure.
And then while you hold forward, so you jump while it--
Boom.
Right now, hit the tree.
All right.
It's right in front of you.
I got to get closer.
Slowly walking toward it.
I'm under a branch.
And there you go, down.
You were so close.
Go back.
This way.
Down.
To your left.
Down to the left.
Down.
And then up more.
Uh-huh.
You're almost there.
You're so close.
And then now, just start swinging.
Boom.
See how you're getting wood right now?
That's like half the game.
OK.
That was, I mean, materials.
Yeah.
I wasn't getting wood.
It's not possible.
No.
But you do have 54 wood.
So--
What does that mean, 54 wood?
So you can play--
So I have made money.
You have made wood.
I don't want wood.
I want money.
Well, you know, you have a--
Is this, are you getting what I'm doing right now?
This is-- I can see why--
I'm having fun doing this, and nothing has happened.
That is the beauty of the game.
Yeah.
Isn't it fun?
Yeah.
I'm having fun watching.
I'm not even, you know?
Wait.
Look.
I'm getting to a cabana.
That's a gun.
You're going to get your first gun.
Oh.
You're so close.
You got to keep walking up to it,
and hit X when you're close.
I am.
I can see the evolution of your game play.
And then X.
You've got to get a little bit closer.
A little bit closer.
Boom.
All right.
X.
Boom.
Here.
Boom.
You got it.
Now you just hit Y. Just the top button.
Boom.
Now hit the right trigger.
[GUNSHOTS]
You don't have to hold it.
You're almost out of ammo.
Oh, I'm going to run out of ammo?
You only have two shots left.
There's more ammo to your right.
So you can just move over and grab it.
The storm is coming.
The storm is coming?
This is not Game of Thrones.
But there is a storm coming.
I get that with a X?
You're about to die.
Do you hear that?
Why?
[GUNSHOTS]
Oh.
Dez Bryant killed you.
Who did?
Dez Bryant, the football player.
8838800.
So it might--
Does Dez Bryant know he was playing with me?
I don't think he does.
Let him know.
We should tell him.
Yeah.
He actually just texted me.
Not today, but recently.
Tell him he killed me.
OK.
I will.
How dare he?
All right.
You keep playing now.
I'm dead.
I've been dead this whole time.
Oh no.
I know.
It's like Sixth Sense.
So I actually--
Lived longer than me.
So you made more money, essentially.
How much did I make?
Probably like $50,000.
Really?
Realistically?
I mean, again, it's all about--
How much could you make in this time?
In this time?
Yeah.
$50,000?
Oh no, no.
10, 20?
I don't know.
We've been playing for like, what, 10, 15 minutes?
Probably five.
I'm just saying that, because you're sitting down.
You know, it's not good for you to sit down this much.
Too long.
Right.
Correct.
I have a standing desk.
Yeah.
Oh, you do.
I do.
OK.
Good.
It's very difficult to play.
OK.
Now is this the only game you play?
No, I've played a bunch of other games in my life.
OK.
This is the game I play right now.
This is the game you play right now, that people
love to watch you play.
And then, when they watch you, are they playing too?
No.
They could, but no.
OK.
And so who's Steph Thompson?
Who's that?
So these are just teammates.
So these are the guys.
So Dez Bryant killed you.
So then, this is his teammates.
Now we're just kind of spectating.
So if we wanted to, you know, we can just
watch until the game ends.
So they're playing right now.
So this is the same match that we were just in.
OK.
So they're really good, too.
Well they have one kill.
Oh, no they're not that good.
You never know.
OK.
And then, when, they're playing right now?
This is live?
These guys are right now, at home.
Probably, they're teammates.
They're duo partners.
So they're probably talking on a call, and calling out
and stuff.
So they're like on speaker phone, talking to each other?
I wouldn't say speakerphone.
Probably like a headset.
[LAUGHTER]
So essentially it's like a phone call.
Yeah, pretty much.
Oh, it's headsets.
Yeah.
So like, I have like, a little headphones on,
and we're talking to each other.
Yeah.
Not like a phone call, but like on a--
Yeah.
All right.
I have to go do a Show
OK.
This has been really fun.
It has been.
Thank you very much for being here.
Yes.
Thank you for having me here.
You flew in just to play Fortnite with me,
and I've learned nothing.
But--
You've learned a lot.
I have?
I think, more than you, more than you care to admit?
No, I'd like to admit that I have.
Thanks for being here.
Yes.
Thank you for having me.