top of the morning ladies my name is
jacksepticeye and welcome to simulacra 2
now before we go anywhere i'm very sick
so i might not be able to bring it as
hard as i normally do the gaelic spirit
is fading within me uh but simulacra ii
came out but it only came out on mobile
so far when i was away i just got back
from la and everyone was saying that i
should play similar too and i didn't
know it was coming out earlier on mobile
devices which makes sense because the
whole game is about finding phones and
stuff
uh so i'm playing it on mobile first i
was going to wait until the pc version
came out but apparently it's like a
month away i don't have to wait a month
to play similacra i liked the first one
i absolutely loved some of the moments
that the first game gave us [ __ ] it's so
much
and it was really really fun so now i'm
excited to see where they take simulacra
ii if you don't know what simulacra is
it's a it's a game all about where you
find someone's phone and then you
backtrack what happened to them
bloody
so let's just get in and play hopefully
there's actual sound because it's not
playing right now
choose how your journey begins oh god
what should i choose
do i wait
is there supposed to be sound
oh god okay there is sound playing
there's just no music playing for some
reason you're a tabloid reporter and
frights are your beat
or
you're a junior detective and a hardcore
skeptic
oh i i'm gonna go with the hardcore
skeptic only for the fact that it sounds
like septic
that's my
my very poke your nose in that
no i don't care if you're on overtime
just fix the damn thing
damn plumbers
so you keep saying you're ready for the
big stuff
well today's your lucky day
wow oh rewards get your respect
look you're the only one around this
whole damn place i can trust
everyone else is too
set in their way of thinking
this is a secret operation so you keep
your mouth shut
anyone finds out about this and our
careers are toast
i like toast
turn the phone on when you're out of the
station and alone
i'll give you more instructions soon
i wish i could say it's a matter of life
and death but uh
i'm afraid it's more than that
don't screw this up
it's more than a matter of life and
death
what more could there be okay so junior
detective we got the phone
yes
hell yeah give it to me
i i love the first sim electro we got
some of the best moments ever in a
horror play through the first civil
lacroix
this sounds like the stranger things
soundtrack
[Music]
who dat i don't know
but i'm excited to find out
god this is intense
nice that was cool
uh it's a little weird to be playing it
on my phone because i'm like looking
down here all the time
but yeah the first game gave us oh
straight off with the glitches
nice ah this is cool playing on a phone
okay great it works i got a fresh murder
case that's okay i'll read those in a
second
um
because the gay i always thought what it
would be like playing it on the focus i
think the other one the phone version
came second
um but it's perfect because it literally
looks like
i'm playing i i'm actually like looking
at the person's phone like i actually
have the phone i have the phone right
here
um but the first game gave us that one
where
they had voices left and right in my
head and every now and then it would
just scare the [ __ ] on me the binaural
audio and it was so cool but then we got
the thing where i put in my name and it
recognized who i was as like an easter
egg from the developers
and that was really cool that mess with
my head i don't know if this one's going
to be as good but i'm excited to find
out uh
okay
hello testing test test great it works i
got a fresh murder case that's way over
my head choose a reply this is above my
pay grade why all the secrecy but you're
a senior officer why all the secrecy
well i'm desperate
i like the idea of him sitting back
waiting to text me back like i hope they
write me
the chief closed the case in less than a
week said it was an open and shut
accidental death
they just want to hit this month's quota
instead of doing a proper job what a
disgrace oh
why waste time in a closed case then wow
the department's really efficient that's
terrible
why waste time in a closed case because
i know they're wrong about this and
we're going to prove it
i need the case reopened by force if
necessary so i borrowed the only device
i need the victim's phone
which you have right now
it's tainted dude it's corrupt
it's all evidence you're going rogue is
this a dead person's phone
it's grim and it's weird i know but it's
effective
the investigation was a whole load of
incompetent police work slip shot
evidence collected bad interviewing
practices i don't even know why they
bothered my gut told me to look further
and this phone proves me right okay i
don't trust these methods
um
and last time this happened i talked to
like a
a demon
i don't know if i want to talk to a
demon again was it a demon can you call
it that i don't know if you want to know
what happened to the last similacra i
advise going back to watch it because
there's going to be a whole lot of stuff
in this one that's probably related to
that uh how did she die who's the victim
you violated how did she die i'm curious
or is that one of the things we don't
know officially
a heart attack
her name was maya
we received an anonymous anonymous call
of a disturbance at her apartment
responding officer found her dead don't
you think that was too convenient a
tip-off i really feel there has to be
foul play here but what was the
unofficial reason why did she actually
die feelings are not proof any evidence
to support your theory what are your
leads let's go with your leads bruh
nothing concrete but listen
that video she left seems like she knew
something was going to happen have you
seen it i have not but i am very excited
uh also why can't you just write all of
this in one message we need to keep
writing tons of messages
i haven't
take a look at it oh my god this is so
weird because
seriously it's just like
actually being on my phone that is a lot
of fingerprints um like the home button
and everything at the bottom really feel
like
i'm actually perusing someone's phone
that's cool
um i know it's silly it's dumb shush let
me have my moment i'm very excited
uh corrupted photo let's reconstruct
oh okay no clue's available so i can't
drag it drag and drop anything all right
fair enough let's go to our media
we have a ton of photos
wow
oh my god it's swiping actually works
damn these are all for the gram
have you put these up in the ground
because these these would work very well
you're very attractive the internet
would love that uh got your code juice
wow hashtag candid
these are nice pictures you did not take
these on the phone oh you went to a ted
talk
that's epic
okay that one's a little creepy
who's taking all these pictures of you
though this is the sign you've been
looking for
um that's cute
wow
hashtag vegan life
okay you got some friends you got some
of this
you are very flexible i'm kind of
jealous my bones and muscles don't work
the same they used to mainly because i
don't train them
uh okay
oh he's handsome
look at this [ __ ]
damn
not only are you good locker but you got
some good looking friends as well
you kind of look like um
what's the youtuber's name they run the
channel blow galati's
gonna look like her
oh is this
that's not the
the marketplace in
seattle is it
could be look familiar
okay okay lots of pictures coolly coolly
coolly
how many pictures do you have it said
you had 64. wow
okay
damn we got booty goals going on
oh yes yes here we go
jesus christ
okay this photo is corrupted and cannot
be deleted from the factory reset
restore point created
okay can i
oh my god i can actually zoom in on the
photo as well this is so cool
i'm actually glad now i'm playing it on
the phone uh all right
that is this just a picture okay we have
to look at the video then
uh fifth twenty first
oh six okay we go in order okay i'm just
gonna set this up
it's you guys ready uh yes it didn't do
this okay
and
it did it here but not there damn it
in three two
one
beginnings
that's cringe
i'm not sure if that went off
go check it
okay give me a moment give me a moment
okay okay i'm gonna take a look at it
oh sorry that was a video
girl
wait wait wait i got this i got this
okay
[Laughter]
i took a video oh my gosh i'm sorry um i
wonder if i change my orientation
because i have screen tilt thing locked
uh let's turn that off
does that okay hi namaste
that's really strange
you guys see that
hell yeah
[Music]
hell yeah
let it happen let the glitches begin
this is all my fault
i saw all the signs but i just wrote
them off
it was just so much easier to believe
that i was just imagining things
i didn't know would get this down
no it's gonna be dangerous i felt it
i can feel it coming for me hell yeah
i think he's watching me
and i think he wants to hurt me
or worse
i have to stop this thing
before it's too late
ah yes creepy i love it scan
maya distressed a self-recording of maya
looking distressed something seems to be
coming for her and she blames herself
for it's the semilacra it's common for
you it gonna kill you
okay the entire phone is still corrupted
though
looks like someone or something was
stalking her anything sticks out to you
yeah she's very bendy uh she lives a
great lifestyle she seems like she's
great friends she eats healthily so she
doesn't deserve this
uh she blames she's blaming herself for
something yeah
you think she caused her own death
but what could she have done to feel
hunted down in her own home reminds me
of some of my stranger cases just go
back surely there's a case for the last
one that happened
just look that up cross reference and
come back to this one
um i also like that we still get some of
the stuff like
did i even know what's happening
[ __ ] it's so much
that line better be in this game i miss
it
uh what strange cases
unexplained death and mysterious
disappearances that's a oh it's a tongue
twister
the one time someone got possessed by
their phone i'm assigning you to the
department of obscure phenomena ooh the
dap
wait that's an actual department the
department of obscure phenomena i can't
talk today man a discreet team within
the force of solving cases involving the
supernatural and the unknown
dupe
that's even better than top
dupe really
spending a lot of time writing he's like
my mom it took you that long to write
damn it
damn it never mind the name
it's just us both on this so we have to
work fast first thing is to restore the
phone
okay uh
how do we do that i would say like let's
ask the i.t department over here like no
just us
it's hoping you can answer that
[Music]
i'm not good with new technology so i
was hoping you can finish what i started
just like kylo ren
i installed the app there called warden
it's got existing files to cover okay
i'm sure you can figure it out for
yourself all righty i have to use my
detective brain which is good because
i'm really big brain already i'm super
awesome mega brain hey stop messaging me
just remember you might find this manual
useful
full manual
okay it doesn't do it for you guys i'm
sorry it changes like this and then
[Music]
since the department is pinching pennies
i'll be conducting this training manual
for our new app
it's called uh
nevermind you know what i'm talking
about wireless autonomous this app is a
powerhouse
enforcement recovery tool
and clue detection look at the d in and
as capitalized just to make it seem like
a crypting okay whatever i can figure it
out i'm a smart boy i know how phones
work okay
uh let's try corrupted photo in
[Music]
dude i'm a legend i got whatsapp back
i got email back
surfer chimera
jabber's back
good job kid
looks like some of the phones data
information is being restored let's keep
doing this and we'll find something in
no time
you spying on me
i placed a tracker in the phone let me
know if you're trying to actually figure
it out or if you're just looking at the
pictures of the pretty girls and the
pretty people on the phone
so i can get up to speed immediately you
need to know details of the crime scene
as well it's all in the case file
am i going to a crime scene
i don't know if i feel comfortable with
that chief
i'm not risking this covert operation by
having you trampling all over the crime
scene i'll give you access to the police
database you'll find everything you need
there okay okay
such a big mean man i wonder if i can
put
all right so i can't use that all right
um did i get any new videos
photo 64 videos three okay i got some
music
uh that's so sinking
okay okay i'm very worried that that's
copyrighted so let's just avoid that for
now all right who are we calling
911
welcome to emergency services we have
upgraded to a new self-guided response
service to better aid you with your car
okay great malika i wish all my problems
can be solved with an apology video late
for work apology video forget your
anniversary apology video straight up
killed a dude
straight up a kill dude you supposedly
killed a dude apology video i mean if it
worked for logan paul for getting a dead
body in a video then it can work for
anybody
uh
what have you changed your mind do you
apologize for your apology video bad in
bed apology video
i wish there was an app for that yeah
you just play plug in
what happened and how sorry the level of
sorry that you are and then it just
regurgitates something for you
be true to you
only with our limited edition eyewear
okay protect yourself from those evil
eyes and their negativity hey
you want to protect yourself from
negativity just buy our glasses it'll
block out the haters
love it when people compliment my hair
like thank you i grew it myself that's a
good one i say that a lot when people
have to do something with my hair
whenever i go to the hairdressers and
they're like what do you want done blah
blah blah then they say something about
it i'm like thanks i grew it myself
i'm very smart and funny uh piping hot
tea maya eats clean stopped posting a
while ago anyone know what's happened to
her ooh
me after eating one bag of doritos maybe
gamers have a point after all
uh okay no i don't want to click on
these due to personal reasons i've
decided to stop aging i'll only be
turning 25 every year from now on thanks
uh okay
anything here worthwhile have an
exciting sponsorship coming soon
apparently some company found me
alluring
uh girlfriend told me to go big or go
home so i just went home
oh my boy
okay did she write here
oh this is her one i've never wanted to
eat to avoid being online until recently
i don't understand how people can come
up with such vile things to say it'll
blow over maya i'm here for you if you
need me to be honest why do we hate her
again
you're stronger than them what did i do
it's not without reason there are real
concerns
with what you've been posting and people
are frustrated
okay that doesn't justify anything i'm
with you on that i wish there's another
way sorry save it
maya she was being nice
but what did you do where's my profile
oh this is this is literally twitter
i mean that's what it's supposed to be
because it's called jabber
um
let's see what you posted my god this is
a lot
you guys need to listen to this all
right this is normal uh yeah i'm into
bdsm building disciple discipline
strength motivation
hell yeah i'm into bdsm
being awesome
what that's what it stands for doesn't
it hahahaha so relatable
uh wrapping up my week was rebecca
guys don't be afraid to go to the gym
nobody's judging you trust me most of us
are worried about our own progress and
we're there to lift each other up
lift each other up literally or
figuratively both if that's what you
want
oh wait this carson dude replied that's
just excuse for you to justify not going
oh what i wasn't always like that for me
we all start somewhere
okay
let me settle this debate once and for
all pineapple on pizza is good yes queen
yes preach it pineapple on pizza is
awesome why is everyone been
you don't see p people who like
pineapple on pizza you don't see them
turning around and being like oh ew
you don't like pineapple on pizza okay
us pineapple on pizza lovers are the
gateway to a higher plane of existence
and thoughtfulness
we're very open-minded we like pineapple
on our pizza because it's awesome you
get that little tangy that little like
pop of sweetness as you bite i want
pineapple on pizza right now i'm gonna
order pineapple on pizza
and just that today so all of you at
home who are like
it's like [ __ ] you
it's the same with the people who are
like ew you like drinking milk just like
drinking milk not with anything else
drinking milk is great it's good for
your bones next time somebody says that
to me i want to punch them in the chest
and watch all the ribs break
anyway
i've had namaste thrown at me so many
times and that word is starting to lose
meaning
uh
and then of course everyone just says
namaste this is why you don't say it on
the internet
this is what happened with some of the
pma stuff i was like no pma is just
about realizing your potential and
trying to be better and trying your best
every single day and then people turn
around and start throwing it at each
other to be like just have pma if your
day's going bad that defeats the purpose
you're doing more damage than good stop
that
my intention was to inspire people sorry
if i offended anyone with my posts now
let's move forward and on to more
positive things ah
they are vegan yogi vegan uh it's called
yoga
um
so they did they delete the stuff they
were posting
interesting
what is all this [ __ ] at the top
oh yeah that's malika that wrote that i
kept thinking it was maya
um
okay
and then my east clean stop posting a
while ago anyone know what's happened to
her
internet detox
i heard it's quite popular she just
needs a timeout i guess god hope she's
okay
okay so she just vanished at one point
what is chimera
okay so chimera is instagram
basically oh my god they even have
stories at the top jesus mina de silva
hi you guys
so
um
i'm not like good at talking about
myself
because i got like massive ptsd
from experiencing so much violence in my
short life so far
sometimes i just want to give up you
know
i mean i've lost so much
what's the point
for you guys
your support is what keeps me going
i mean cause you you help me get the
music out
and it hurts less that way
that's sweet
um be careful with that though
you shouldn't just rely on the support
of people online you shouldn't rely on
likes and stuff like that
to keep you going it's it's good and
it's a motivator and it gives you
validation when you need it and it's
good to see your work get rewarded but
it's a slippy slope if you just rely on
that
trust me i have first-hand experience
with that stuff
um okay this is your other friend what
does he
what's do followers let's make some
noise come on yeah
all right all right listen up
i get it
i get you
i've done that nine to five and it
sucked balls
yeah
you and me sucks we're dreamers
we're going to grab success by the
throne and we're going to own it yeah
yeah
i'm going to show you how
let's do it come on
oh my god this is oh it's like that
scene in burdemic
is it bird damage where he's like yeah
everybody
billion dollars
you you you you you everybody yeah
they clap for like 15 minutes this is oh
this is it this is the cliff this is oh
i gotta go into rex keegan's life
he is our new
[ __ ] it's swatch
[Applause]
[Music]
so that sounds like there's like 100
people in the room and then
all right all right listen up
i get it
i get you
i've done that nine to five and it
sucked balls sucks
you and me
we're dreamers
we're going to grab success by the
throat and we're gonna own it yeah
did he say we're gonna grab some success
did he mess up the line wait i want to
go back
we're dreamers
we're going to grab success but we're
going to grab success
oh boy i am so into rex this is amazing
rex let's get it what else are you
saying
if you've been whining about that hustle
life i've got two words for you
man the hell up
if you want to make that pivot to
success you gotta bring your a-game
every single day is he irish get out of
your comfort zone
think big to win big he's irish you
gotta think big
visualize it and then do it
you gotta ignore the haters and just do
you
you gotta move fast break things and
take those broken shards and carve out
your success
stick with my program you can be the one
driving a sweet ride like this oh rex
oh rex no rex
[Music]
oh rex no oh it's so bad did you hear
the music in the background who are you
gonna mess with rex
that's amazing we're just going to
describe success by the hogies yeah
and it sucks sucks
here's an opportunity you don't want to
miss my friends you see the way to
hustle smart is you got to fly close to
the sun
you gotta find your role model and orbit
that sun like a mofo
that's how you're gonna grow
here's your chance to get into my orbit
up close and personal
i'm looking for two ninja apprentices
people will pay hundreds of thousands to
get into this vortex but i'm not in this
for the money
i'm low buying this opportunity for you
it's cheaper than going to college
let's do this
are you are you rex are you lowballing
it for me
are you sure it's not about the money
all because people don't understand what
i do but enough's enough it's time i
approve all the haters wrong see i've
been called manny things since my stat
start on chimera liar cheater scammer
without actual proof
oh my god rex you are insufferable but i
love you
oh and of course he has entrepreneur
written in his bio
that's how you know it's serious
oh my god yes this is chimera is amazing
i love this
maya eats clean what are you posting
namaste you guys good morning
this is like my favorite thing to do in
the morning first thing right after i
wake up is i come onto my yoga mat
and i spend time in this natural energy
especially in the sunlight the vitamin d
is great for you and
it's just so powerful you know i feel
already energetically charged
in my solar plexus from the center of my
body it's absolutely amazing
and i hope that you guys can adopt this
is your daily practice
and while you're there take three deep
breaths for yourself right i like to
keep it really simple
i'll just inhale love and exhale ego
three times and then i get on with my
day and it's always amazing
and i hope you guys have an amazing day
too
i hope you have an amazing day too you
too maya even though
aren't you dead
yikes
um
this is the type of stuff it's like
there's some decent messaging in there
but it all depends on delivery because
now it just sounds
kind of pretentious
am i being too harsh
i'm sorry i just can't stand that type
of social media where it's like you
you can go out and do it you can really
accomplish your goals if you just
buy my seminar
if you if you really just like
pay a subscription to my website
you can accomplish anything because
you're powerful
people always think that my life is
perfect but that's just so far from the
truth
i struggled with my health for the
longest time i had no energy to get out
of bed i was losing hair and i was just
in so much pain
so what i did was i went to study
nutrition to learn what works for me
because
doctors they don't even know that much
anyway they're just trying to sell you a
big pharma you just gotta go listen to
what your heart tells you
yeah doctors don't know what they're
talking about they just spend like 11
years in school learning nothing they're
just trying to sell you drugs dude
anyway
this video is sponsored by kojus
listen to your body it knows what it's
doing
the fact that just listen to me on the
internet listen to me oh my god i hope
you have an amazing day
oh [ __ ] it's so much
all right usually not a fan of gym
selfies since i actually come here to
work out
alright let's see what this is
hi guys it is day two of the celery
cabbage time seed cleanse and this thing
makes me feel at one with the universe
hi guys yeah if at one with the universe
you mean [ __ ] yourself
constantly is it the universe
it's such a great post-workout drink you
know it fills up your electrolytes it
balances out your free radical levels
and um just make sure that you're
sticking to non-gmo veggies only okay
bye
oh my god
oh
the best part about this is that
it's self-aware like obviously the
developers put her in like this to get a
reaction like that
it's like yeah just
stick to this cleanse don't listen to
doctors listen to me because i know what
i'm doing this is not a fat diet bruh
hey guys i actually wanted to share this
with you today it's a little bit
embarrassing but i do want to be honest
about how i used to look like
this is a photo of me from a couple
years ago
i know right but the person that you see
in front of you right now is a direct
result of a good change and diet and a
healthy lifestyle i just want you to
remember to maintain that positive
mindset and remember you can do it too
i mean don't get me wrong there's some
decent
like advice in there about like being
your best self and trying hard and
working out and dieting and all that
kind of stuff it's just the package that
it's put in
is a little cringe
anyway detective marilo do you find
anything yeah i found out why she was
killed
yeah she was selling uh
she she did a bad sponsorship so
similacra and killed her
uh
okay
i'll give you access to the police
database okay we're gonna find it let's
let's keep motoring
it's the police database you can find it
in the app just gave you clearance
okay
get it from warden
gotcha
oh
that's kind of cool
goddamn plumbers and they're stupid
questions i have to go get get your
homework done before i get back we're
working a homicide case this is the
biggest case of our lives you me we're
gonna bust this wide open
okay jimmy i'll be there in five seconds
to figure out why my toilet is [ __ ]
blocked
um okay here we go
victim name
maya
he
my who
wait i i forget what her
second name was
did he say it here
um
her name was maya okay we don't have a
second name yet
i think i might have seen it somewhere
um
let me check some of this stuff
maya crane yeah i knew i read it out
somewhere uh let's go here here
okay maya crane find
[Music]
what we got
okay let's go through some of maya's
chats
uh ooh
there's a group chat new beginnings rex
mina aria and maya
so so so so it's official we're a team
now do you guys think we should have a
team name like being the big collectives
on
chimera do it
this isn't high school amina and we got
to be like everybody else
kind of fun idea being part of group
doesn't make us automatic friends i
wouldn't say no to
how do i put this friendlier relations
maybe i'll introduce my foot to your
face
area coming in hot
cut it out rex anyway mina's right
fans eat it up and their faves get
together especially when they're all
besties you know having a name would
sell that
yeah there's nothing better than to fake
it and sell a bunch of stuff don't done
seriously what's next color-coded
spandex suits yeah you get anything
better chica have a name it should be
fear something
people are jealous they aren't a part of
like
fame fatale or aesthetic that that's a
good one i like that one arya sounds
like they know how the internet works
precisely seven nightmares okay
when there's good stuff happening in
this
it's from this poem by my favorite poet
lex acostas this quote from this piece
it hits close to home for me new
beginnings
these tears are not mine they are not
made of my body my soul they belong to
the girl i once was these are not tears
of sadness or remorse for she is
celebrating new beginnings that await
her
that's kind of nice that's beautiful
maya rather cliche but i suppose cliche
does so to new friends and new
beginnings i guess we got what
the group name was right at the top of
the screen let's listen to this oh i
thought i missed the jabber thing
but you're all gonna be there too right
i hate going for these things with them
everyone's so fake
so if it gets too much i can share with
you guys
yeah everyone's so fake buy my juice
cleanse this this tweet is sponsored
uh i think not by the way i'm not saying
that all sponsorships are bad of course
i've done some myself
uh what i'm saying is that the way
they're doing it seems fake as hell and
clearly by the way she's saying things
here it's just to sell stuff to fans
it's
it's not really about doing stuff that
you're interested in or stuff that
you would naturally do anyway um like
some of the the game ones i've done are
for stuff that i've like i genuinely
wanted to play or try out but if you're
just doing it for the sake of selling
stuff to fans that it's
that's selling out
uh i think i'll have to skip it i'm so
behind work clients breathing down my
neck fill me in on okay unrecoverable
chat history
damn
but i'm curious to see how far these
friends go on uh
the internet
hey girl just saw your text
look trolls are gonna troll so don't let
it get to you
all these people they're just jealous of
us because they wish their lives were as
fab as ours okay
so you really just have to stop worrying
about what others think of you
okay
not bad advice
uh am i supposed to serve what the hell
uh you're right you're right it's just
annoying so annoying
hi i know you've been real busy but i
need someone to talk to
i've been working my ass off but my
numbers are still dropping like crazy
some shiny new airhead comes along and
everyone just leaves me for them
i don't know how i'm gonna make rent if
this goes on like this
anyway call me when you can okay
this is what i'm saying you're doing it
for the
it's like my numbers are dropping ah
i mean you
numbers are a thing that you need to be
aware of when it comes to social media
and everything
but if that's the only reason you're
doing it and then that's completely
upsetting you when the numbers go down
then maybe you need to
reevaluate why you're doing it
um because otherwise again from
firsthand experience if you attach
yourself too much to the numbers once
they go down you'll start to feel bad
for yourself and think that you're the
problem and that it's not just a case of
that's just how the internet works
and then people end up doing stupid [ __ ]
to try and get validity and relevance
again
and then you end up with some really
crappy things on the internet so
just
do your thing enjoy it be happy buy my
juice cleanse
yeah it's completely [ __ ] you should
not believe this marketing guy maybe you
should just shout your parents
trying to find stuff that's relevant to
our story you've always been a fighter
aria i wish i was half as brave as you
were huh sure brave but thanks join me
for a gallon of wine and bad dirty
dancing now that sounds like a fun
[ __ ] time
uh you can tell me all about your weird
spark date taylor was it he sounds like
a creep
yeah he kept trying to get me to go to
some rooftop somewhere but i got
something important to discuss too and
might fix our problem for good
ooh
trying to get you to go to some rooftop
was that wait
is is taylor in the first game
there was stuff about a rooftop in the
first game
and one of them fell off the roof
and died
i can't remember what his name was
though
he was the dude who was singing a lot uh
maya we need to talk i thought you
agreed i was going to the yoga retreat
post first oh sorry the moment just felt
right so i went with it oh my god maya
why do you keep undermining me like this
even with the group it's like nothing i
say matters anymore sometimes i wish you
just detox yourself out of existence
where's all this coming from oh
forget it what was i thinking working
with someone who thinks they can feed
off crystal energy
that was a really low blow you know
what's low you're freaking self-centered
[ __ ] this group is your way of
trying to control people and pretend
you're some kind of messiah or something
[ __ ] this is going off i'm living for
this goss and this tea
me if anyone is selfish and manipulative
it's you it's been that way since
college you think i don't know what you
say about me behind my back like when
you told lee that i had herpes because
you couldn't stand it when he asked me
out instead of you oh my god let it go
already so much for love and light when
you're so keeping grudges from eons ago
i'm just going to let you cool off okay
do whatever the hell you want i'm better
off
keeping this arrangement purely
professional so we're going out to the
eleventh after this one was this the
second
he said and talked for nine days
hey maya
are you okay i haven't heard from you in
a while
you haven't ditched me now that you're
all famous right
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okay but seriously
i have been a bit worried about you
i just want to let you know that you can
give me a shout if you need a chat okay
maya haven't heard from you a while
everything okay everything good bessie
you just
tore into each other i mean you could
have met up in real life between then
but if it doesn't exist in text messages
it doesn't exist
i always like these games though they're
kind of a play on social media and all
that
jazz and
now it's kind of delving into popular
influencer life and as someone who has
some experience with that this is going
to be fun
hey yes i'm fine i think maybe we can
have another girls night out soon i need
to get out of my house things have been
really weird sure let me know okay
that was the 11th of october what's the
date in the game now
can i can i check
oh 28th of october
okay
so maybe if i use the
warden thing
i've just been trying to get some
background uh ongoing cases he said the
case was closed though right
close cases maybe in
october
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oh my god this is laggy
there we go
document found i'm a genius
um
oh god
oh god what the [ __ ]
preliminary compilation of investigation
by west
bandricka pd
maya crane 25 female entertainer
is that what we call that's actually
exactly what i call myself when i go to
customs like
when i got to
la just gone i have a visa and
everything i got it while i was touring
but for some reason they don't believe
when i show them i show them the visa
and i'm like yes i'm here i'm doing live
stream i'm doing all this other stuff i
was doing the live stream for the
christmas charity one
and then they look at it and they're
like
and they're like i don't trust it and
then like what what do you do and
sometimes instead of saying i do youtube
as my job because they get really really
confused when you say that i i say like
i'm an online entertainer
and then they're like sometimes they're
like oh okay and then other times
they're like
the [ __ ] is that so it's just so bizarre
i
my life is so difficult my life is very
hard all these trips to america and okay
sometimes it
takes more than five minutes to get in
oh boohoo
i'm just ready
i'm sharing an anecdotal story okay
uh
so date of birth 1994 date of death 21st
of october 2018. maya you're not looking
great you look like hellraiser
i mean i know you're dead and i'm sorry
but i'm trying i'm a detective i have to
figure things out
uh facial tears multiple faint scars
across the face leading all the way to
the top and back of the head as a whole
these scars appear to form a pattern
number two facial tears
scars were deep and extremely thin blood
vessels around the affected areas were
cauterized possibly explaining the
absence of bleeding at the time of death
no other other visible burn injuries
present head injuries slight bruise in
the back of the head suggesting that the
deceased collapsed to the ground from an
upright position
heart tears jesus tears in muscle tissue
around the heart resembling spontaneous
coronary artery dissection cause of this
tearing is under undetermined
it's like she just got
blasted like a like cheese wire
um or we used to have this thing that
like you put a hard-boiled egg into and
you go down over and it just slices it
all into like thin little bits
it's like that she just got blasted with
a mesh
a heated wire mesh
notes and procedures the manner of death
seems to be sudden in nature the
deceased possibly experienced a
momentary loss of control or
consciousness before collapsing on the
ground likely due to a sudden to the
sudden strain on her heart the injuries
around the face could not be determined
so yeah let's just say it's a heart
attack and move on this is weird yo you
can't just leave this lying around
uh
what is this
oh
uh officer mrs tinch t
officer tench that's the guy in uh mind
hunter
good day ma'am oh my what is going on is
that maya's apartment yes she was found
dead in the morning goodness what
happened that's what we're here for did
you see her or hear anything last night
pardon wait who are we talking his
interview has been edited for clarity
just somebody in the apartment
uh did you hear or see anything last
night sorry dear these old eyes and ears
are not what they used to be i can
barely hear you right now can you please
repeat your question it's okay ma'am
thank you for your time have a nice day
okay
so we got a report a transcript
we have three more transcripts but
they're not compiled so we can't read
them
evidence collected
laptop webcam dslr camera unknown device
plastic casing with three antennas looks
like a self-made signal booster to
modify wi-fi or phone signals polaroid
photo a victim and three acquaintances
mobile phone hair strands various shoe
imprints guitar pick and no other
musical instruments
okay that's the end of the document
what's happening
oh god
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jesus
christ that's weird it's even weirder
when it's actually on the phone because
it's like wrestling control from you
that would be such a freaky [ __ ]
thing to happen
if you're sitting around and looking at
your phone and suddenly it takes control
and shows you a picture of a dead body
and the eyes open
i don't like it
but i really like it also at the same
time
i presume that you're done with the
files anything there that looks normal
to you ah she woke up
what the heck happened to her face
it's our job to figure it out
i can't tell if those are lacerations or
scars on her face and everything
anything like it
attacked by a jealous lover
vampires it's vampires for sure chief i
figured it out
idiot damn it
vampires leave bite marks on the neck oh
yeah
i forgot anyway those americans were not
the cause of death looks like old scars
but from what no signs of forced entry
too
uh any witnesses
do you even read the dare report
i'm just asking questions man oh lady
across the hall confirms maya was at
home
that night last person to see her live
uh what about cctv
just our look
some interference friend
oh interferes fried the apartment's
entire network
uh funny thing same kind of interference
we saw in maya's video just weaker as of
now nothing we have from the crime scene
leads to anything substantial our best
lead is still the phone there are still
more we don't know i can feel it this is
like the the movie unfriended the dark
web
which is a fun little movie the first
unfriended movie i think is is good i
like it a lot got a lot of [ __ ] because
it's
not the best movie ever made but for the
style of the movie i like it a lot watch
that one uh unfriend it watch searching
and then watch unfriended two the dark
web if you want to it's a little dumber
it's a little more over the top but i
still think it's a fun movie
uh you sound very sure that there's more
on the
phone maya's entire life is in there
her being an influencer means that she
must have documented it neatly too
oh there's group chat's messaging
i need your tenacity for this job every
scrap of information on that phone is
possible evidence so make sure to
recover all the data you can
okay
do the cops contact anyone again why
they poking around you tell them
anything
oh
[ __ ] i didn't realize i had a timer
no just asking feels super weird without
maya here uh worry about something hold
up
maya
no way
who the hell is this
i am a demon from the other side
i'm a detective
oh thank god
not cool scaring us like that
is this normal procedure
[ __ ] i'm probably gonna get a lot of
trouble for this
uh we suspect foul play
okay i have no timer on this one
uh
you think you can't just find a body
like that
and then say that
or not suspect fall play it's very
clearly foul play oh my god that's
horrible news uh we've already spoken to
the cops
are we like suspects guys please do the
police have any lead so far he knows
we're leaving no rocks on turn worried
about something
worried about something deary
no just curious
look dealing with this publicity has
been a nightmare for us
yes arya think all about your precious
followers first
god forbid you take some time off and
not share every little detail of your
life with them oh
we're still in mourning you know let's
get this drama over with asap all right
uh did anyone else see her the day she
died
do you have any enemies that's a good
one i'll just take a little sippy
like she's the reason we're friends
we ran an influencer collective that
maximized follower roi
republic of ireland and revolutionized
content circulation
okay
do you have a layman term for that
because me a layman i mean i'm an
influencer i don't even know what it
means
like we help each other do our
influencing yeah everything was good
till how do i put this
till maya went legit cuckoo rex
she was acting kind of weird
like she went awol for a few days
uh
acting weird weird like how
weird like paranoid weird like she
hadn't slept much
maya said she wanted to quit the
business for good but i thought she was
just venting entrepreneurship is hard
man maybe she just couldn't handle it
yeah entrepreneurship just being an
entrepreneur and an influencer on the
internet and really just revolutionizing
content creation it takes a toll on you
man
social media in general takes a toll on
you
why am i getting mad at these people
i'm just sad she didn't tell us how
stressed she was
um
you're saying the job pressure did her
in
anything unusual happening at work
uh just some old [ __ ] different day you
know
look maya always had high expectations
of herself i think that was her downfall
too
yeah it sucks but some people just can't
be saved you know is that all man rex is
a dick
he's all high and mighty and preaching
like yeah self improvement you could do
it you could be like me and then in here
he's like yeah sucks or some people just
don't have it you know and then they die
thanks rex
is that all can i go now
for now
i hope you figure it out soon
let us know if you need anything else
later gators
okay
um
rex did send a message though didn't he
wait was it rex
wait i want to go back and read some of
these
somebody sent a message and it was like
pigs shouldn't stray too far from the
blah blah
oh [ __ ]
the form background changed oh god
oh
[ __ ]
jesus christ
stop
oh my god that's so creepy
ah chief i don't [ __ ] it up
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it's fine everything's
everything's back to normal it seems
i hope jesus
the toxicity was unbearable i was on a
semi successful esports team not too
long ago we were family so this year
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okay
gotcha
what's happening on jammer
jabber not jammer
um
sell out please some of us would rather
work than cry and beg for what we have
jealousy is a terrible disease get well
soon
okay
who do i have to fight for you queen
my god this is all way too relatable
there's so many times when
influencers online do a bunch of
[ __ ]
and then they get called on it and then
suddenly it's like wow you're all just
haters and oh
and then everybody who supports them in
the first place are just blind to
everything and they just leap on it and
they're like who do i have to fight for
you queen
and there's such a
it's such a hard line to figure out
who's actually doing things genuinely
and who's just an [ __ ] pulling the
wool over your eyes
sometimes
sometimes this culture is exhausting
uh rex is saying oh women this is why
the get rex army are the only real ones
you and your little boys club are gross
aria park fan club president
um yes that is gross but i feel like
there's a bit of irony that's going over
your head everything's crumbling no one
ever stays with me in my life mina
pigs shouldn't stray too far from the
from the farm or they'll get slaughtered
is rex threatening a detective
good that'll teach them a valuable
lesson in minding their lesson in
minding their own business you're a pig
everyone wishes you would get
slaughtered
really lady you don't know who you're
talking to
yeah sometimes social media is a pain in
the ass
because it's so full of nonsense
i see you quite doing some questioning
who are these people
uh her inner circle of friends i think
good
you read their statements then
we found their prince at maya's
apartment but that just means they were
over a lot so our guys didn't bother
questioning that much idiots find
anything new about them
what's what's rex saying
i lost a friend recently knowing her she
wouldn't want me moping around cheers
maya dedicating my next million earned
to you
rex you are an insufferable piece of
[ __ ]
no offense road you ever tap that
guys she's [ __ ] dead
could we could we not do that
strictly business so you paid her nice
she's dead have some common decency for
god's sake can't forgive
rex
for even answering that perverted
question all of you posted about maya
but none of them were pics of her or
your friendship hashtag cash grab
oh
yes
[ __ ] it up
break some rules damn
uh they seem defensive they sound
harmless did they seem defensive
didn't really seem defensive they were
just all over the place
they all worked together i said anything
new
we already know they all influence or
whatnot social media say anything about
maya maya was acting weird before she
died
that's pretty obvious from the videos
she left behind
what do you think
they're hiding something
that uh
seems like okay i'm getting actual
real-life messages now seems like we're
on the same page change of tactics we
need to attack from multiple angles i
need you to talk to them individually
what am i looking for chief
send me in coach what am i going to get
am i i'll crack the whip on these bad
boys
find out who they really are and what
their connection to maya is on a
professional and personal level
who do i start with
you decide
warm them up a bit make it
conversational
try getting their alibis for the night
maya died too
keep an eye out for any slip-ups if they
have their guard down they might
accidentally reveal a bit too much okay
we are gonna kick some serious
influencer ass next time uh that means
i'm gonna leave this video here this is
fun so far uh playing it on the phone is
okay um
playing it on the phone is
really interesting because it actually
feels like i'm searching around on a
phone
and i really like that aspect of it
because the ui is perfectly designed for
this the only problem with it is that
when i'm sitting here at my computer and
everything's like big screen and all
that kind of stuff i'm i'm a bit more
invested in it i'm a bit more
as i say like the the atmosphere is a
bit more enthralling and i feel like i'm
more immersed in it that's what i'm
trying to say um having it on a phone is
kind of disconnecting me from the
experience a small bit so it's not as
scary as i think it would be if i was
playing the pc version of it
um but that would mean waiting a really
long time but it's interesting so far i
i like it the second dlc simulacra kind
of game what was it called similac or
pipe dreams
that was that was bad i didn't like that
game the first one is really really good
it's one of my favorite horror games
because it was just so different and
unique and i really liked it a lot
but their pipe dreams
game was kind of shitty and i didn't
really get invested in i didn't really
care about any of the characters but
this one i'm already invested in i like
the characters um i like the main girl i
like this whole like influencer
who they are online versus who they
really are for some people there is a
huge dividing line
and then for other people especially
like all the people that i would be more
close with
the line between who they are online and
not online is a very very thin line
they're basically the same person online
they're just kind of
cranked up a little bit more for
entertainment purposes because that's
their job they're they're here to
entertain until next time i'm very
excited to find out more about these
people's lives especially rex
uh maya seems like
she's just she's a little suffering a
little she's like there's something in
her that's hurting
um so she's trying to like project a
more positive aspect out to the world to
maybe project what she wants herself on
herself
if you get what i mean um
what was the other girl's name arya
she or anya i already forgot her name
i'm so sorry um arya yeah she um
she seems a bit more like i need the
followers i need the attention rex is a
piece of [ __ ] he's all over the place
um
and he's definitely in it just for money
and fame and to make himself sound
smarter than he actually is and then
who's the other one mina mina i'm very
curious about because she seems just
genuine and honest and nothing has stood
out to her
stood out from her yet with her
relationship to maya so
let's see what happens are we going to
get some sweet gas in the next one we
might just do that but until next time
me in chief
what does his name
mean big daddy chief we're going to sign
off
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it sucks to record when you're sick