♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪
- (intrigued) Oh!
♪ (eerie music) ♪ (laughing) Nice!
- What is this?
This is actually really cool.
It's Halloween. This is gonna be scary.
This is less cool. I just realized where I am.
- (FBE) Today, we're going to show you a series of clips
from horror films-- - Oh god, okay.
- (FBE) But the thing is you can't get scared.
- Do you not know who I am?!
- (groaning) I hate you guys so much.
- (exhaling) That's gonna be tough.
- I'm a little bit of-- this much of a scaredy-cat, so we'll see.
- It's gonna be easy. EASY.
- (FBE) If you jump or flinch, you lose.
And just to keep you honest, we also have this.
- No! You've gotta be kidding me.
- What is it?
- (FBE) This is a heart rate monitor. - Okay.
- (FBE) Everyone's resting heart rate is a little different,
but if you end up too high compared to your own, you're out.
- Really?
So we can't even fake our way through it.
- This changes everything.
I'm excited. I'm ready.
- How did you get here?
- (boy) They were chasing me. - (inhales deeply)
- (boy) Screaming. I was scared.
I ran-- - I don't think I've seen this before.
- (boy) They were empty.
(uncovering blinders)
- (woman) Who were chasing you? - Oh god.
- Okay, well, this is unfair 'cause little children
are always just inherently terrifying.
- (boy) There's others too.
- I feel like my heart is gonna start beating faster
just because I know something's coming.
- (woman) Sam? ♪ (scary note) ♪
- (hissing) - (gasping)
(glass shatters) - (laughing)
That face freaked me out. (buzzer)
- (hissing) (glass shatters)
(growling) - Oh my god.
(woman screams) (banging noises)
- No. - (woman shrieks)
- I don't like this.
- (FBE) Your heart rate got too high.
- Which means that I lost? (buzzer)
- (woman) Sam? - (hissing)
(glass shatters) - (woman shrieks)
- (snickering)
- (woman shrieks)
- Nothing. I'm good.
- (woman shrieks) - Ugh.
- (woman shrieks in agony)
- That's why I stay strapped.
That's why I stay ready to go.
- (alien hisses softly) - (astronaut) Come here.
- This is Prometheus. - (alien hisses aggressively)
- (astronaut) It's okay. It's okay.
(laughing) It's okay.
- Oh god, that's not good.
- (astronaut) You're strong. - Ow!
- (astronaut) Maybe you could help me now, okay?
(frantically) Get off, man, okay?!
(man shrieks) (alien squeezing tightly)
- The alien's like a really weird piece of jewelry around his arm.
(bones snap) - (astronaut shrieks)
- Wow.
(sinews tear) - (astronaut screams)
- Oh my god!
(sizzling) - (astronauts screaming in anguish)
Oh my god! Oh-- (screaming)
- Great special effects.
- (astronaut whimpers)
(astronaut screams)
- Ugh. I just find that gross.
Broken bones and slugs going in your body,
it puts a damper on your day. (buzzer)
- (astronaut shrieks) - That is brutal.
Those are cool effects though.
- My heart rate is there a little bit,
but it's just 'cause that's what they want you to feel.
(people chattering)
- (little girl) Braedon! - Ah, not with the kids.
- (little girl) Come out, come out, wherever you are!
- Ah, it's the worst when it's kids.
- Why do they always go looking for trouble?
They always go looking for it.
- This one's gonna be a jumpscare.
I already know. Oh no. (door creaks)
- (little girl) Braedon? - Oh god.
I hate first-person filming. Oh god.
- I feel like this one's gonna get me, goddamn it.
- I try to avoid horror films. And for this reason.
'Cause it's dark and scary.
(static) - No!
♪ (ghastly note) ♪ Oh my god.
(static) - Oh my gosh!
- (girl shrieks) (camera thuds)
- Okay, that was unfair!
It had all the elements that were gonna freak me out.
It was children, nightvision, first-person camera.
That's terrifying! (buzzer)
(static) - (girl shrieks)
(camera thuds) (running footsteps)
- She shouldn't have been in that room.
She needed to get out. Children need boundaries.
That was good parenting.
(crew chattering)
- (Kane) The first thing I'm gonna do... - Okay, I know this movie.
- (Kane) ...when I get back is to get some decent food.
- (Parker) I can dig it.
- See, now, things like this-- that's where it gets scary
'cause it's just normal, and then something's gonna happen.
- (Parker) I don't wanna talk about what it's made of.
I'm eating this-- - (Kane chokes)
(coughing and gagging) - (Parker) What's the matter?
- (Kane wheezes and groans) - See? What is going on?
- There's gotta be some alien coming in somewhere, right?
- (Parker shrieks) - (alien hisses)
- That's nasty. (laughs)
- (Parker shrieks) - Dude...
- (Parker shrieks) - (Ripley screams)
- Oh my lord.
- (Ripley screams)
- There's a difference between scary and disgusting.
- You're in outer space.
At what point do you see that and be like, "I'm out."
- (alien growls) (glass shatters)
(objects clatter) - I don't want to eat for a week
after watching this. (laughing)
- (FBE) Are you ready for your last video?
- (stammering) The last one, huh? Okay.
- I really hope I can do this.
If it's the last one that gets me, I'm gonna be so mad.
- "Final video."
- (screaming) - (shrieking) SHIT!
(laughing) (buzzer)
- Okay, final video. - (growling)
- AAAH! (buzzer)
- It's gonna be my pictures-- - (growling)
- Jesus! I'm sorry I hit you. (laughing) (buzzer)
- (growling) - (laughing)
Got me a little bit. Got me a little bit.
(buzzer)
- Uh-oh. - (growling)
- Oh my god! What? (laughing)
(buzzer)
- (sighing) Final video. - (growling)
- AAAAH!!!
NOOOO!
That was good. Oh!
You suck! (buzzer)
- (growling) - AAAAAAH!
I knew that was gonna happen!
In my head I was like, "No, they're not gonna have a jumpscare,"
but you had a jumpscare!
(laughing) And I want to go home.
(buzzer)
- (growling) - Oh.
♪ (ghastly chime) ♪
- Dang it!
Wait, does that mean I lose? (buzzer)
- I'm a fan of all of this.
I think we should do it ten more times,
but now I'm expecting it,
and I'm coming for whoever's hiding back there.
- Thanks for watching us try not to get scared on the React channel.
- It's not scary to subscribe! We have new shows every week.
- Bye. See you guys next time.
- Bye, guys. I'm done.
I need to go pet a puppy or something.
♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪