Hi, im Josh.
I'm Ollie.
And today we're gonna be trying Mr Beast chocolate bars.
We have resident sweet tooth and child mouth, Andy.
Wow!
Child mouth.
I've been called a lot of things by you over the years.
I don't think you've ever called me childmouth before.
You do have the appetite and taste of a child.
Yeah, I do.
I mean I know we have a lot of European pride when it comes to chocolate...
...which I think is fair.
European chocolate, very good!
Very good.
You've often said, depends basically on where you grow up.
It's like an acquired taste.
It's the nostalgia factor right.
First up, original chocolate.
Well, that's a lie, they did not invent chocolate.
That is not the original chocolate.
Get it open, give it a taste.
Oh look it says you have to share it, already not on board.
I think what they've done is there's only one snappable section.
Oh so share that bit, and devour that bit.
Eat the rest.
Let's do it.
Ok.
Id describe that as dark chocolate.
It tastes like dark chocolate, it's less sweet than milk chocolate.
A lot less sweet but it's creamy like milk chocolate.
I like that.
That's actually really good.
Im surprised!
Im really surprised!
I came in today ready to hate this!
Three British guys ready to absolutely bash Mr beast, surprisingly good.
In one sense starting on a positive note, it doesn't taste that bad.
In another sense, im already a little disappointed, because we've missed out the opportunity here,
they're good have been a golden ticket in this.
You have the chance to potentially win Mr Beasts' chocolate factory.
I don't really know…
What the whole factory!
Wait hang on let's work through that.
So weve opened it, were like brilliant I've just won a factory, what do you do next?
Like how do you run a factory?
On the website, it says ten lucky winners will fly out and compete to win Mr Beasts chocolate factory.
Literally exactly like Willy Wonka.
Or you can use this little code that comes on it to potentially win prizes.
Just to clarify, we're not promoting this, this isn't an advert.
What we can still win, one-tesla model 3.
We've already got one of those.
So we don't need another one.
I'll take another one.
I will point out I bought these, provididly with your money, but I bought them.
There's a seadoo spark, which I think is a jetski, theres 2 jet skis.
A pontoon…
To go with your ornamental lake?
A pontoon!
20 super 73 bikes, and there's 4 super beast gaming pcs.
There's like a whole form I need to fill out to see if we've actually won.
Well, do this in the background while we try the other chocolates, ok Luke.
Second, almond chocolate, on the topic of whole nut.
What are you talking about you don't like almonds?
Im not a big fan of almond flavoured stuff but some stuff like marzipan is really good.
Ah, love marzipan!
Ollie doesn't like marzipan.
What!!
What planet am I living on!?
Do you know what, marzipan with raisins in?
He says marzipan is nice?!
You must be the first person in history to like marzipan!
I love marzipan!
Second actually.
Moving on, I have lost all respect for both of you.
This is a very thin receptacle.
I mean there's barely any almond in there.
They really crushed them up.
Look how small that little bit of almond is in there.
That's basically just the same thing.
Does it carry the flavour?
Yeah, actually.
I prefer the original, with the original you can let it melt in your mouth.
It was like smooth it melted really well.
That, it doesn't melt as well.
And it takes away room from chocolate.
- I quite like it, I think that's better personally. - You think this is better?
There's something to it there's something to bite onto.
If that's what you want, you might like the next one.
Quinoa crunch chocolate.
Wait quinoa is that little, like a grain kind of.
Yeah.
It's the grain that vegans love right.
Oh no!
It's in loads of vegan food.
Ok…
Oh, some visible crunchiness to this.
I really hope this is good.
This is apparently Mr Beasts personal favourite.
Oh, that's weird.
It also doesn't taste that crunchy.
It's like inferior crunch.
It's like there's a little satisfying crunch on the first bite and then it's gone.
It's just a bit disappointing, isn't it?
I thought it started really strong and we haven't really gone anywhere from there.
They're all very similar.
We better win a tesla.
What I loved so much about the first one, it was smooth, it melted nicely, kinda tasted
natural, like I could taste the dark chocolate it there, wasn't overly sweet.
The others kinda just tasted the same but with random stuff in there.
I've actually just realized what it is.
What do you mean?
It's literally just a receptacle on which to deliver prizes cos that's what Mr Beast does.
That's what he's good at, he's good at giving away money.
Right, right.
He's not good at making chocolate which is why he wants to give away his factory.
He's realized this isn't for me.
Right, should we see if we won a tesla?
Lets enter the code.
Spin to win?
Im hating that im actually excited about this.
Im so confident.
It works!
It freaking works!
He's got me!
Hes got you!
Dadgummit!
What are we gonna win like 1p?
We won something.
You won a code for ten dollars off a feastibles bundle.
And the magic is gone.
Here you ready?
Spin to win!
I wanna do it!
I legally get to keep whatever we win.
We won something!
I won a mystery video.
A mystery video from Mr Beast.
I dunno, that sounds dodgy!
Ok, play the video below.
Feastibles and our first product is a chocolate bar.
Do you know what that was like?
What?
When your iPhone is like look at these nice memories, and half of it is
just random decontextualized memes and stuff.
And then there's a photo of the ground and it's set to like classical music.
A random royalty-free music, that's exactly what that was.
It also feels like the prizes are getting worse and we're only two in?
Play again.
Ah yes, I get to legally win the prize.
Ah, you didn't even win something.
Ollie!
It literally, there's not a high chance of that happening.
You had a two out of twenty chance or something.
Im absolutely livid.
Gonna win.
Not win again.
Not win again!
How are you even managing that?
I just wanna win one.
Come on.
Did you get not win three times in a row?
Three times!
What the hell?
This unbelievable.
I mean you know good on him, My Beast he is a innovator, an entrepreneur extraordinaire.
It tasted better than I was expecting cos it's American.
That's...
Wow bashing America hard.
No, it's just Hershey's honestly.
Have you got a Hershey bar?
Yeah.
Have you got one here?
Right get it out, I'll guarantee you it will taste like vomit.
Do you want to actually compare?
American size so, large.
Immediately looks more milky.
Immediately smells a little bit sickly.
Does it?
Yeah, smell that.
Oh your right, I’d completely forgotten that's what Hershey's smells like.
Wow, the Mr beast one smells so much better.
Oh yeah..
Smells horrible.
I don't even want to eat this but im gonna do it anyway.
It smells like chemicals.
Oh, that's literally vomit.
It really does.
It's not vomit.
It is!
It does actually taste a bit like vomit, I was ready to disagree with you but it's got that acidic
taste to it.
It's so rank!
It is pretty impressive as is everything Mr beast does.
That's actually really nice.
Im, sure there's Americans watching this who are getting personally offended by the way
we're talking about Hershey's.
Well, it's your own fault for buying it, why would you do that.
Best thing we won today was unfortunately ten dollars off more Mr beast chocolate.
Sly, sly there.
I feel like we've already got enough.
Yeah, I think we have enough.
A free video definitely a little bit disappointing.
Definitely.
Mystery video.
You can see why that one wasn't uploaded for general consumption.
If it's good chocolate you want this is where you should be turning.
Yes, it is!
Not an advert but Cadburys has won our hearts.
But I am available.
Go on get in there.
You can never have enough of this.
Even the little blocks are so satisfying.
So much better.
Not even a hint of vomit.
Alright on that note guys, we'll see you jolly soon.
See you later.
Bye.