Hi, Dinky.
Today I play SimCity
I gotta level this terrain off so I can build uh,
start building my city
I dont want it to be all uneven I'm gonna call it Dunk City.
And for the mayor I'm gonna come up with the funniest thing I can come up with, Cocko.
That's the funniest possible thing.
And we start we build a residential zone,
and this is more of a tutorial sim, it's not gonna be like
like my other videos kinda just comedy this is,
this is like a serious video I'm try'na show you guys how to play this game, correctly.
You gotta build industrial, commercial zones
this is, for real life city planning this is the same exact thing.
This is real life,
I'm building this somewhere, in real life,
and uh, we'll see that, we'll go and visit them.
I'm gonna build a police station
you gotta build a school, you gotta keep your guys educated
And this is an elementary school. We're going to connect it here with a road.
You see
And you gotta put a jail
otherwise you're gonna have bad guys
Cause um... Spider-Man brings em' all to jail
See, and they look like little ants from here
And as you know, the world is flat
Look at that, it's a little,
Aww, that's cute, there's a little car and ballon shop
Now this is
My City is really taking form - every city needs one of those
whatever that was
oh - you can
You can prank call the firetruck
Ah there wasn't anything there
I gotcha!
Its me, Mayor Cocko
They keep reelecting me even though I keep uh pulling shenanigans
Now, its really starting to take shape here its getting bigger
we're gonna connect the uh, two residential zones with a road
and, of course, connect that the jail down here
you see it's really getting big, like I like this
I like where this is going.
bigger better
and this, the cute little details
as you see you got a pool on that guy's, there's fences
houses, now I'm, I'm done screwing around
we're gonna build a big industrial zone
and connect this
Oh, I'm really gonna take on a big undertaking here
uh this is ambitious
we're gonna build a big highway
a big elevated highway and, it's done
and uh, I gotta admit, this highway sucks
it does nothing
really uh, we'll just connect it by a road yeah
and power that with that
you see
and uh
y-you can play as the car!
I'm a cop!
It's like Grand Theft Auto
honk honk
I'm a good cop though
but, uh, sometimes I gotta bend the rules
to get to the bottom of the case
excuse me
Eh! Get the fuck out of the way
alright
and um
we need more people
what?
Oh you can shoot meteorites? heh
I hate basketball
this guy's done
sayonara bub
BOOM woah shit!
alright that was bigger than I - uh- expected
that's the whole - the area's gone
we're just gonna build over that and just forget that that ever happened
yeah, that's just a big um, you know
who remembers really?
huh? there's more!
you got earthquake
Robot attack?! Oh robot attack
yeah, there are good for your city's uh
you gotta keep it exciting
Okay
see he's a friendly robot
he's not even gonna hurt anybody
he's just a good guy
and he gives us plates
Uh
Oh
he knocked down a building
alright he's killing everything
this was a horrible mistake I'm gonna have to volcano this guy
Uhhh
alright he's walking right though that
that's not fazing him at all
and he's still shooting plates
and killing everything
uh, drowned him! Drowned him there we go
and he's completely submerged in the lava
and the meteorite just missed him
but I think - I think he's done for
I can still her him fucking around in the lava!
he's the what?
he's invincible!
alright that's it
tornado bitch!
get fucked!
YEAH!
If he lives through that, I swear to god
there he goes - he's still living
and I think we drove him out with that
volcano and tornado that's
now he's leaving, goodbye!
we learned so much from you
the iron giant
um
see I didn't know plates were weapons. Now the
landscape of our city has slightly changed
since the uh great volcanoing
of uh 42
but this police station isn't connected
see the little icon?
it's connected!
look the road is already connected to the thing!
uh ok let's connect it over here
there it's connected
that - you're pissing me off
Get 'im Renekton get 'im
muoo
oh you're done now
you pissed off mecha godzilla
see?
now it connected
connected into the ground
into hell
gahh
you know who would this guy would love?
you would love the robot
I'm gonna introduce these two
Oh shit
a new challenger
a UFO
so the inhabitants of my city
are really in for the time of their life
oh watch out UFO for the volcano
and the stats here
the enviornment is really declining
I gotta admit
it is it is pretty bad but
health and safety are at an all time high