- [Eleven] We will have the best spring break ever.
(egg crunches)
- Jail?
You're gonna put her in jail?
- Hey, stop the car!
- Is this a joke, like, is it?
(Eleven screams)
- Wow.
Folks, that was a lie, we lied to you.
(whimsical music)
- Will you be like, my brother?
- What?
No. No.
- Why no?
- But I feel like I didn't think about it,
(chuckles) until he actually kissed me.
And then I was like, "Oh."
- [Automated Voice] Five minutes later.
(orchestral music)
- Goodbye, Mike.
- Huh!
- I want you.
Eleven?
- I might have to sue Netflix for showing me this.
(upbeat trap music)
- Mike.
Mike?
Mike, where are you?
Mike?
(mouse clicks)
(triumphant music)
- It's been-
- 353 days.
(bubble pops)
- Where the hell have you been, loca?
(orchestral music)
- If you ever actively go after my husband,
I would destroy your life.
(skateboard rolls) (Max thumps)
- I'm Max.
(mouse clicks)
- [Automated Voice] One season later.
- Dump his ass.
- [Automated Voice] Okay, queen!
Whatever you say.
Let's go.
- I dump your ass!
(computer beeping)
- Good luck. (chuckles)
- It's romantic.
- It's gross!
- It's bullshit.
- Sounds awesome.
Are your friends gonna meet us there?
- Friends? What friends?
- You know.
- Do you come here a lot?
- Yeah. - No.
- Will does not. - No-
- Ooh, you're good.
- [Automated Voice] Girl, you better be joking.
I hate it here.
(Eleven smacks table) (circus music)
- El.
(camera cuts and beeps) (adventurous music)
(keyboard clicking)
(man chuckles)
(bike clatters)
- What are you doing here?
- Shopping.
- They're conspiring against me.
- That's what you're concerned about?
- El dumped you?
- Yeah, because she is conspiring against me!
- They're conspiring.
They're conspiring.
I told you, they're conspiring.
You don't understand, Lucas! (screaming)
- It's gonna be bad.
(Mike screaming)
- What do you think?
- What's wrong with you?
(computer clicks) - What's wrong with you?
What is wrong with you? (screen beeps)
- Really? What's the worst that can happen?
(classical music)
- I feel like she's gonna be totally fine.
- She's gonna be fine.
- She didn't look fine.
- Where have you been?
- Jail.
(screen beeps) - Okay. The L word?
(orchestral music)
- What L word?
- Love?
- So can we please just come up with a new plan
because I love her and I can't lose her again?
(jazz music)
- Awkward.
- What's going on?
- Nothing.
- Oh.
- Can I call my mom? I wanna go home.
- I've been meaning to tell you something.
- Bitch, here we go, hunny.
- It's just like I've never felt like this,
you know, with anyone before.
- [Automated Voice] Oh my god, he's gonna say it.
- They do say it makes you crazy.
- What makes you crazy?
(screen beeps)
- You ever heard that term,
you know, like the phrase, like, makes you crazy?
- Girlfriends?
- No, no, no. Not girlfriends.
- Boyfriends. - No.
- I'm an ally.
- It's like a feeling,
like (stutters) old people say it to each other sometimes.
- Old people? - Yeah.
- I literally lost ten brain cells from this conversation.
(screen beeps)
- Buy you don't love me anymore?
- Who said that I didn't?
- You never say it.
- I say it.
(swanky music)
- I love you.
- Oh, that's nice.
- From Mike.
From Mike.
From, from, from. - Okay, okay.
- You know, I got the popcorn out.
Like, lets do this. Tell me all about it.
(screen beeps)
- Do I wanna lose you? No.
Do I love you?
(dramatic music)
- Now that, was a good video.
(screen clicks)