Gwyneth, this is my second time guest hosting Ellen.
How am I doing?
Am I doing OK?
You're killing it.
You're crushing it.
Thank you.
You're so-- and that suit.
It's my Valentine's Day suit.
You look great.
You're so charming.
Isn't he doing an amazing job?
But enough about me.
Our guest here is Gwyneth.
And we're so excited to have you.
Thank you.
Thanks for doing this.
Thank you.
You're here on Valentine's Day.
Do you like to celebrate Valentine's Day.
I do.
You do.
I love Valentine's Day.
You're into it?
I'm very romantic.
Yeah.
Are you?
I'm into it too.
Your into it?
I mean, I am the king of Valentine's Day.
Now, we just found out.
We did.
Yeah.
But I do have a question.
I think this happens a lot.
But Chrissy told me, it's just a hallmark holiday.
You don't need to get me any presents.
Oh, no.
Is this a trap?
Trap.
Yes, of course.
It's a trap.
Yes.
Why do you all say this if you don't mean it?
I don't.
So I should get her something then?
Definitely.
Do you have any ideas?
Yeah.
Any Goop ideas?
Oh, yeah.
We have, actually, we sell--
we don't make it.
But we sell this candle.
Oh.
You light the candle.
And then, it turns into massage oil.
Oh.
She likes a good massage.
I know.
I think she needs a foot massage.
Oh.
I think I need security when I go home.
Is what I need.
I think I'm really going to be in trouble.
Now, you've been married now for a year.
Yes.
Thank you.
Congratulations.
I love being married to this man.
So Brad is a wonderful guy.
Yes.
He's a writer, producer.
And you guys have like a family couple name now.
We do.
Well, his last name is Falchuk.
And mine is Paltrow.
Oh, that actually works very well.
So people started calling us-- but they were like,
should it be the Faltrows or the Palchuks.
I like Faltrows better.
I think Faltrows has more of a--
Chrissy and I cannot get a couple name to save our life.
It doesn't work.
No.
None of it works.
But Brad wrote The Politician.
Yes.
And he got you to start acting again.
He did.
You know, we're all big fans of you as an actor.
Thank you.
You know, you're a CEO.
You do everything.
He convinced me.
You said you were going to retire.
I wanted to take a bit of a sabbatical.
Yeah.
But he wrote this part for me.
And he's very good in bed so here I am.
Well, Happy Valentine's Day, Brad.
All right.
So you're in The Politician.
Yes.
And it's coming back for season 2.
It's coming back for season 2.
That's so exciting.
Now, this is on Netflix.
Yes.
Just like your show Goop Lab.
The Goop Lab, yes.
Yes that's amazing.
Has anyone seen The Goop Lab yet?
Have you guys seen it?
That's exciting.
But we're excited that season 2 is coming back.
Now, you have a couple kids.
I have a couple kids too.
You have a girl and a boy.
I have a girl and a boy.
Yep.
But yours are a little older than mine now.
Yes.
Mine are almost 16 and 14.
OK.
I don't know how that happened.
I feel like there's a point when they stop thinking
their parents are cool.
And they're a little more embarrassing.
Is it possible that you, being one
of the coolest women on earth, could possibly
embarrass your kids?
I mean, my daughter finds me mortifying.
How?
Because like if I do anything in public, passed just not talking
and standing still, she's like, oh, my God.
Stop.
How old is she now?
She's almost 16.
She'll be 16 in May.
So like if I dance, it's like she turns red.
Well, they all have these new dances.
And we don't know how to do them.
The TikTok thing.
Yeah.
I can't do that.
They're doing all these new things.
Can you do that?
And how are we supposed to know them?
Can you do these TikTok things?
Yeah.
I love them.
I can teach you some.
OK.
He's our dance consultant.
Yeah.
Don't get worried.
You'll still be embarrassing.
But at least you'll know them.
That's the story of my life right now,
So is your daughter driving already?
She has her learner's permit.
Oh, man.
That sounds stressful.
She drives us to school now in the morning.
Wow.
I know.
It's crazy.
It's so weird.
Are you scared?
No.
She's a really good driver.
I try to be like calm.
And the first time I failed as a mother.
OK.
Because she went through a red light.
And I kind of yelled at her.
And then, she started crying.
And it was just terrible.
Oh, no.
I felt so bad.
So then, I was like, OK, you know what.
I'm just going to be chill.
And I'm going no just pretend that she's an--
and you know what?
She's now an amazing driver.
And I think I've learned from my mistakes.
OK.
Well, I've got some time.
Luna has been driving this little
convertible around the driveway at our house.
And she's survived so far.
Yeah.
That's good.
I don't know.
What's funny about kids, it's like you
can see how they start to take on certain aspects of you.
Like now, I kind of have road rage in the car.
Chrissy does too.
She does?
Yeah.
It's like the place I get out my anger, you know?
It's like I want to yell at someone where
no one can hear me, you know.
Yeah.
That's the only time I'm aggressive is when I'm driving.
I'm like the calmest person.
Yes, exactly.
But I'm aggressive when I drive.
But road rage, it feels futile to me.
It is futile.
It's ridiculous.
But I still do it.
Yeah.
And she now is like starting to yell
at people behind the wheel.
I love it.
Like mother, like daughter.
Well, we'll talk about Gwyneth's sold out candle.
Oh.
After this.