[Rage Quit Theme]
This is The Unfair Platformer, Not Doppler made by octomon so thats what she's been up to.
Sweet sonic music, so we have Sunshine Mountain or Doom Mountain.
I'm gonna fucking go this way 'cause i'm sure i'll get my a- oh never mind i guess i'm not gonna go that way anyway fucking great it's gonna be one of those.
Walking onto- okay nevermind alright fell down a fucking hole.
God Damnit.
Fucking son of a bitch.
Over it look at this, okay so hop over that one, and fucking you FUCK!
Hoooly Shit
Go under the fucking spikes, and get the fucking checkpoint
Sit on the pole, just get ontop of the fucking flag, just sit on the pole.
Whats with this jump? Look at her why is she throwing her arms. I assume it's a her by the way or its a dude with very unkempt hair.
OH MY GOD! Get a haircut you dead bitch.
FU- I DID THE SAME THING TWICE IN A ROW!
I'm gonna jump over it this there we go. Nope fucking walked into that one.
Whoup. Oh they're gonna get me ther- FUCK they got me.
Ohh go, go, go, go. AW SHIT YOU ASSHOLE!
Whoup. Oh SHIT FUCK!
So uh, one checkpoint so far. That's pretty good there's some progress.
Go bitch, okay. GOD DAAMNIT!
[Breaths in then angrily moans] Shh-.
Shut your mouth over there Gavin.
Hup, Huh [Flustered Groan]
I can't get pa- I can't get to the fuckin th-. Theres a FUCKING HOLE THERE?
Ohh fuck, FUCK NOOOOOO..... AWWWWW!
Gooo go, go, go, go there we go. Fucking chri- AWWWAHHHH!
Oh i'm dead, i'm dead fucking dead. What happened to my body?! Where am i going? I'm just disappering.
Who's gonna bury me? I'd like my corpse to be sent home to my family.
I'm just fucking eviscerated. Look i'm gone! I'm whipped out of existence.
We're doing this, here we got this is it, this is it, this one right here.
Okay on this block, on this fucking block, on this block jump over there. YOU FUCKING IDIOT! YOU WALKED OFF!
Here we go this is it [Breaths in] Fucking holy hell someth- okay theres gonna be a fucking hole here somewhere. Thats going to fuck me.
Nope i did it, i did it. Suck my dick! Or vagina depending on what ra- what fucking gender i am.
I almost said race but i ment gender.
Ohh thats great, thats a great fucking start to a level.
How do i get over there? Oh we're doing Mega Man shit now. I'm Jumping on platforms. Great.
FUCKING SHIT!
Ohh god... Oh i'm scared, [i'm scared x4]. AHHHHHHH... FUCK
Not quite sure what i'm doing here. Probably fall through at some point. OHH nope that will happen.
Jus- tha- fu- Everytime, everytime i die i hit the spacebar i fucking forget and i fall to my death.
[Anger intesifies] Heres and extra death to go with your fucking death.
FUCK!
SHIT! I don't know what i was doing there, i haveno idea what i was thinking.
What the fuck are you laughing at Gavin?! EDIT THE FUCKING VIDEO!
Ahhh! I made it, I made it okay. Gahhhh... there's no- [Breathes in and out]
Okay up the fucking things there's death over there so i'm gonna try dropping onto that will probably.
Nope! Nevermind can't do it.
I FUCKING KNE- [Screams louder] GOD DAMNIT, AGAIN, EVERYTIME I FALL!
So i guess i have to fuckin jump UHH! Over this fucking thing somehow.
[Takes a deep breath in and grunts]
OH NO GREAT
[yelling intensifies] THE WHOLE FUCKING THING IS MADE OF THEM! I'M COVERED IN SHIT!
[Loudly Groans] Holy NOOOOOO I MADE IT THE CHECKPOINT WAS RIGHT THERE!
[Yet Another Loud Groan/Moan] GOD DAMNIT JUMP YOU FUCK
He just runs into the spikes he just, it it he she i don't know what it is. THE THING JUST KEEPS FUCKING KILLING ITSELF!
FUCKING FINALLY THANK CHRIST YOU FUCK
Go! Oh great nevermind.
K So you have to fucking outrun this and jump out of- Nope.
Over here... this is- what do i do here? How the fuck...
Oh... alright i just walked through the fuckin wall!
Why- Why is this here? What is Suiciders Jump? Look at it. It's a fuckin divingboard for you to kill youself with.
[Agitated] The game takes care of that for me! Why do i need a ramp just for it?
I''l just go this way. I'M GONNA DIE 100 THOUSAND FUCKING TIMES ANYWAY!
HOOOLLLYY SHITTT!
So you can bounce on that guys head and kill yourself
OR you want to kill youself this way just jump of the fucking divingboard and fly to your fucking death.
Down a bottomless fuckin pit because you know LETS PUT THAT THERE!
Be great if i was going higher I- I assume i have to get over there there we go, fuck you muffin head ya fuckin muffiny bitch!
I walked off again i just killed myself.
WE DON'T NEED A SUICIDERS JUMP I'M FUCKIN SUICIDING OVER HERE ANY FUCKING GOD DAMN GAP IN THIS GAME IS A SUICIDE JUMP
THE CEILING IS A SUICIDE JUMP THE FUCKING FLOOR IS A SUICIDE WALK!
Ok so if i drop down here, then jump over... nope and then of course so i'm... god damnit.
I'm standing on a fucking coin now this is gonna be great
[Becomes Enraged] HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO JUMP?! COME ON!
I go- I got to get over there just to fuckin find out where i'm gonna die 15 times before i can pass it.
It's amazing i love this, It's so good! IT'S GREAT, IT'S GREAT!
[Grunts] Okay here we go alright, so there was a gap of 3 let's try that again. Yep alright another 3 right?
Wait what? Wait... where was it? Fuck me. HUP! Holy shit. HUP! Fucking thank christ!
Fuckkkin Shhhit.
So i'm just gonna walk off? Yeah okay i- i- jesus.
Go, go, go, go, go! HOLY SHIT IT'S COMING DOWN jesus.
That's a fuckin Mr Weight up there. OHH SHIT there's an arrow went right through me i'm dead.
Now we're getting into buttons? Okay hang on E for a lever. OH great.
I can already seee the arrows coming for the right han- OHHH SHHHIT!
OHHH SHIT JESUS! Holy shit, AHHHH FUCK!
Fuck your weight, fuck your weight, fuck your weight. Fuck Weight it's like the Shake Weight only more fucking.
Holy shit! Holy shit! HOLY SHIT NO, NO, NO NOO OH MY GOD, AHHH AHHHHHHH FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME
NO IDEA HOW I DID THAT! Holy crap.
Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ! I'm gonna get crushed i'm fuckin crushed to death.
Get on the fuckin thing. DUDE GET ON THE THING SHIT!
Ahhh, where is it? WHERE IS IT?! AHHHH I WAS STANDING ON TOP OF IT!
So this is a Indiana Jones level here where there's a giant fuckin bloody boulder chasing me.
AND THERE'S FUCKIN BLOCKS APPERING INFRONT OF ME EVERYWHERE!
I GOT FUCKIN ARROWS FLYING AT ME THE GOD DAMN MUSHROOM GUY JUST FUCKIN KILLED ME SOMEHOW!
SHHHIT!
Shit! Shit! Shit! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!
Jump! JUMP! JUUUUMP! AWWWW SHHHIT!
No, No, No, No NO!
GO you bitch! Ohhh my god! NO NOOOOOOO!
Aw, I'm so close, i'm so close, i'm so close, FUCKIN RUN! NOOOOOOO!
Ohhh shit! Ohhh shit! OHH SHIT! NOO, FUCKIN ARROW!
This is shortening my lifespan right now. I've probably lost a few years of my life just from playing this fucking level.
Get over it, Get over it! Get over it! COME ON EVERY FUCKIN TIME YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
[Throws controller on the ground]
[Outro Song]