(moaning)
- Surprise!
Oh, uh. - Oh hey babe.
- Oh. - You're home early.
- I just wanted to surprise my lady.
- Yeah I was just, um.
- It's all good, it's all good.
- You're not usually home around this time.
I just had the house alone to myself
and I thought I would treat myself.
- Totally cool, it's totally cool because I should've come,
called, I should've called before you came.
I don't know if you,
I should've called the phone before I came home.
- Honestly it's fine.
It was bound to happen, at some point.
- Was it?
- Yeah, yeah because everybody watches porn, right?
- Yep. - And they shouldn't--
- Be ashamed of it.
- Exactly. - Right.
- Yes, I'm not. - No.
- At all 'cause especially because as a woman I think--
- Traditionally, female sexuality has been suppressed
and this is just you taking back your power.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Oh my god, yes, exactly.
This is why I love you.
(giggles)
You know, I might finish this. - So what are you watching?
- [Woman] Uh, what?
- What were you watching?
- Oh, just uh--
- It's just, you were watching porn and that's hot.
- Oh, really?
Yeah, okay.
So did you want like context, or?
- Right okay, I guess I didn't know you liked cartoon stuff.
- Well it's not, no it's not just cartoon stuff,
it's just that that's kind of today's flavor.
- It's just kind of wild
to thinK that someone thought about this and then drew it.
- Well, yeah.
Look, you caught me at the end of my porn journey.
- Right, yeah, yeah.
- And it's not like I started at--
- Octopus meets bigger--
- With so many ocean creatures involved.
- Right.
- This is kind of the end result
of a hole that I fell into, okay?
Pardon the pun. - It's okay, yeah.
- You probably watch some pretty weird shit too so.
- What?
(mocking)
- Okay, but the point is,
is that it would be fine if you did
because we don't porn shame.
- You're right, and we should not be porn shaming.
- Yeah. - You're absolutely right.
- So, maybe, what if we watched porn together?
- Uh, okay.
Yeah I like that
because maybe we have some porn that we like in common.
Okay, yes, all right.
- So why don't you just put yours on?
- Oh yeah.
- Yeah, what do you watch?
Or just whatever, like what's your go-to?
- My go-to?
My go-to, it's just sexy stuff, so.
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah just sexy stuff.
That's what I put on-- - What is it though?
- What is it?
It's gotta be sexy.
- Okay well put it on.
- Are you sure?
- Yeah. - Okay, okay,
yeah we're really doing this.
You know what, I do like this a lot
because it makes me feel like we're like communicating
and that like we're like expressing to each other
what turns us on, I feel like that's important.
- Oh my god, yes.
- Yeah. - Communication is sexy.
- It is so sexy.
- Ooh okay, this has turned in to be a fun afternoon.
- Yeah I'm gonna put my porn on.
- Ooh, yeah, you're putting your porn on.
- Imma put my porn on for us.
- Turn it on. - Imma turn us both on
with my porn. - Ooh.
(moaning)
I feel like some things are better private.
- Yeah, I regret this right away.
- God, I need to take a shower.
- This is not where I start my porn journey,
just so you know.
- Do we have mouth wash?
- Yeah. (moaning)
Oh no, what am I doing?