How did I get Hysteria?
Am I gonna go to heaven like Uncle Buster?
No.
But it is believed that female sex moisture
turns venomous if not released through regular climax.
What? Oh, no.
I haven't climaxed
since horseback riding lessons when I was a girl.
No one worry.
Pater Freud is here.
Now, Blanche, please,
stimulate Beatrice with a feather,
lightly at first.
Um...
Oh, [bleep], [bleep], [bleep]!
Yeah, yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh, [bleep]!
[Beatrice moaning]
Ah!
Hmm.
[Beatrice sighs]
Did you already orgasm?
Is that where I get the quiver-shakes,
and I'm transported to a ghost purgatory on a beam of light
and then I ask for forgiveness?
I've never seen this before.
Blanche, continue.
Let's see if Beatrice has multi-orgasms.
Ah!
Yeah.
[moaning, screaming]
Mm.
Well, I'd say you're cured.
I will treat this patient myself.
[device buzzing]
[grunts]
Now, pelvic contractions
will release pent-up uterine energies
which have been affecting your moods.
If you want to improve my mood,
you're gonna need to use another finger.
Now, Dodo, in some elderly specimens such as yourself,
a more strident course of stimulation is required.
Servant, begin.
[bike whirring]
Faster, Garfield, faster!
Faster, faster!
[women moaning]