Hi, Big Rob from CelebHeights here
with a very important video. Possibly the most important video about height you will ever watch on youtube
Firstly, I'm going to measure myself in socks
Standing tall
put a wee mark
we'll just double check my height
in socks
see, just about 5 foot 8 and a quarter
OK
right
For the last 10 years I've been doing CelebHeights, BUT
as a side-project, I've also been involved in some scientific research
what I've done is, I've invested a lot of time, a lot of money
on a project
to try to develop a formula
for Growth
Now, here it is here
If you can read that
Miracle Growth. It's Formula 565. Now this is batch number 8
I haven't actually tested this myself
What we've done is...we've done small trials for the last couple of years because we've made a breakthrough
so some people have been taking it
If you've noticed any actors
who may have gained some height Well...
they may have been test subjects
BUT, I've not touched it. I think Jenny will attest to that
No
No you've not touched it. No
As you saw, I'm 5 foot 8 and a quarter there. I'm gonna take it now
I've no idea what it will actually do
but
here goes nothing
right, bottoms up
you know
it's got nothing
jeezo
oh my god the pain!
woah
I just felt
the most intense pain shooting right up my spine there
that was like
10 times a toothache. Oh my god Jenny, you have never experienced pain like that
and right in the knee joints as well
oohhh
but you know what?
the pain subsided
and I'm actually feeling quite light on my feet here
my heart rate's pounding
I think we should check out my height now
right, so
we were 5 foot 8 and a quarter
let's measure again
standing tall
Woahhh!
you see that Jenny?
oh my goodness
hold on a minute I need to measure this
stand back, stand back
I cannot believe this...right
So the tape measure on the ground
Jenny, get in here quickly
5 foot 10 and a quarter
and look, double check
tape measure's not bent
down the bottom
look at that, up at the top
that is 2 and an 1/8th of an inch
I'm literally astounded, because in the test for this, we were looking at like 1/4 inches
I mean
can you believe it Jenny? How tall do I look?
Five Foot Ten
BUT
This formula was very expensive
We put so much effort into developing it
That
It's available for the wealthy
We've only got 10 batches because some of the compounds and ingredients in this formula
are so rare
and we spent years
trawling through South American forests, looking for certain compounds within
trees and shrubs, because
what we've done is we've studied animals and plants over the years
we've been trying to find a compound that helps with growth initiates
a spurt, an initial spurt, because what this formula does
is that it expands the discs in your spine
you know how Astronauts in space grow? This formula works to that principle
but as I said, it's very expensive
if you're wealthy, if you're an actor
and you have Five Hundred Thousand dollars
get in contact with Big Rob because 2 inches could make a massive difference
to your way of life
thanks for watching
keep walking tall like Rob Paul
I used to be 5 foot 8
and now I'm not....