In a game of egg Russian roulette.
This one's hard.
In a game of Facebreakers.
[cheers and applause]
It's time to play Mind Link.
(all) Oh!
All right, this is a phrase.
It's a phrase.
Hit me again.
Oh! Shoot.
(both) ♪ Down, down, baby ♪
♪ Down by the roller coaster ♪
[upbeat music]
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Yeah ♪ - ♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
♪ Came in like a wrecking ball ♪
♪ I never hit so hard in love ♪
Is there anything funnier
than a celebrity pretending to sing a song
that a different celebrity originally sang?
Yes, many things.
You sheep would watch paint dry
if it was called
Recently, a writer for Conan got in some hot water
for [bleep] on other late night shows
that rely on celebrity cameos and games instead of jokes.
Conan, of course, apologized and told him to shut up.
He deleted the tweets, and all was forgiven.
If any of my writers did that,
I'd commend them for being 100% right for a change.
Then I'd fire them
just to show people I'm in control.
I never appear on talk shows
because I don't want to pretend to enjoy
goofing around with Jimmy Fallon.
[giggles]
Ah, you're right. I am awesome.
But if playing games with celebrities
is all it takes to entertain you,
I am happy to phone it in.
(male announcer) From the lazy producers of
it's yet another cynical, unoriginal Hollywood cash grab.
Tosh's Hide & Seek With the Stars
on Spike because no one can find that channel either.
Hiding on Tosh tonight,
she's been called the Anne Hathaway of her generation.
Give it up for Anna Kendrick.
[cheers and applause]
He'll love playing this game
because he's an intellectual child.
It's Keanu Reeves.
[cheers and applause]
She's the girl next door who's a little bit slutty
and could use some good publicity.
It's famous person
Jennifer Lawrence.
[cheers and applause]
(Daniel) 99 Mississippi.
100 Mississippi.
Ready or not, here I come.
Oh, she's not here.
Let me check the cloud.
There you are.
(all) Ooh!
Where are you, Keanu?
You quiet, moody, 1/4 Chinese sexpot.
[all clamoring]
Anna Kendrick,
I can't hear or see you,
but you're still annoying me somehow.
[uproarious laughter]
Fingers crossed we never find Anna Kendrick.
Tune in next week.
Alec Baldwin will be on
[laughter]
[laughs]
I could watch him do anything.