- I challenged Lori to find the most amazing snakes
at the reptarium and BHB.
And here's the deal.
No one ever wants to clean the toilets here.
But we have to clean them every day
before we open at the reptarium.
So there's five rounds,
and the person that loses the most rounds is
gonna have to clean the toilets
at the reptarium for the next month.
You know, I almost feel unfair about this because
there's no way that Lori
can possibly beat this animal.
Of course, this is Neo, short
for Neapolitan, a motley golden child
pied reticulated python.
I mean, look at how stunning that snake is.
It's got the iridescence, it's got the black and white.
It is absolutely incredible.
It's got red eyes.
The snake is absolutely wonderful,
and it's only gonna get better as it gets bigger.
'Cause of course it's a reticulated python,
when this thing is 14 foot, holy moly.
But again, remember the rules guys.
Each round I'm gonna be posting this on Instagram
and you guys are gonna be voting to see who wins.
Maybe you like Lori better than me,
and even though Neo is certainly gonna be
the prettier animal, if you wanna, vote for her.
I don't know about it, but for me personally,
there's no way that she's gonna beat Neo here.
I know that I don't wanna be cleaning toilets.
Over to Instagram.
Let me know which one you absolutely think is amazing.
- My pick for the coolest snake ever has to
be this Taiwan beauty snake.
I love beauty snakes, they're so amazing.
This thing is nowhere near being done growing.
It's gonna get way bigger than this.
They're so impressive, they're so cool.
And I, you know, Brian's nuts.
He says that she's mean as you can see,
she's not mean at all.
- Whoa!
Whoa!
- Really, you just have to know how to hold 'em.
There's no way Brian can find a snake cooler than this one.
- Is my mom trying to lose?
She should have picked Chicken Strip.
- You know, whatever Brian picked.
I mean, Lori, butter's my bread.
I gotta go with Lori on that one.
- I don't know what people are talking about, man.
He should have gotten a cobra.
- That's not a real cobra.
- Close enough, right?
- After each round, I'm gonna post both
of these pictures on my Instagram story,
@snakebytestv, you guys are gonna vote
and whoever loses the most rounds, that's right,
they clean toilets.
And the results are in for the first challenge.
And guess what?
I had Neo, you had a Taiwan beauty.
It was 80% Neo, 20% Taiwan beauty.
- Who picked these match ups?
- Who? Well you picked yours and I picked mine!
- No, no, no, who picks who goes up against who?
- Your first one went up against my first one.
Second one went up against my second one.
- Whatever.
I don't believe you.
- She lost the first round.
- Let's face it.
What does Lori know about snakes, anyways?
I mean, come on.
She likes to quilt and stuff like that.
I'm the snake guy here,
so I've gotta win.
And the truth is, this is a little bit hard,
to pick five animals that are absolutely stunners.
But, look at this snake right here.
This is actually a crazy tangerine albino
Honduran milk snake.
The thing I love about this particular one,
is the fact that a lot of tangerines will have
the same color in the triads.
This one has like, a yellow look to it, which I
think makes it look extremely unique and extremely amazing.
I mean, come on.
That is one beautiful snake, guys.
So Instagram, you better be voting for me,
because you know Lori.
She'll probably make me clean
the toilets with a toothbrush.
- The next one that I picked is this
gorgeous pied mussurana rat snake.
I mean, look at this animal.
You've got the black and the white
and this, again, is not even full grown yet.
She's gonna get so much bigger than this and
in a rat snake, to have these colors,
this black and white,
I just think it's amazing.
- Pied mussurana, man.
Lori is coming for blood.
- I got something better.
This is the coolest snake in this bush!
Whoa!
Don't bite me, don't bite me, don't bite me.
Pied mussurana ain't got nothing
on this crazy snake.
- Pied mussurana?
More like, no-eyed ball pythiana.
- Second round, I had the tangerine albino Honduran,
and you had pied mussurana.
I'm gonna be honest with this, it's close.
And I'm a little surprised with the results.
I had 54%, you had 46%.
- No, I, I'm super not surprised.
Because, I'm seeing a trend here that
I think you totally rigged this.
- How did I rig it?
I put a poll up on Instagram and they voted.
- Yeah.
- And you had a pied mussurana rat!
That is one of the most hot snakes in the world!
- Exactly!
So how is it that, that won over, that.
- It was up to them!
- Okay, whatever, whatever.
- [Camera Man] Brian!
You're not supposed to be looking at her list!
- No, but I see the list.
The thing I think is really funny is number one, not bad.
All pretty good, but she's supposed to do five.
There's only four on the list.
Can she not count?
You know I'm gonna show Boas some love.
I mean, I definitely love the way they look.
They're absolutely amazing animals.
And you guys always tell me, I don't show 'em enough love.
So guess what?
I'm gonna go ahead and say this sun glow,
which is a hypo albino kahl boa constrictor,
definitely is a beauty.
I mean, come on, Lori.
You can't top this-
(muffled speech)
Lori, you can't top this.
Hey, come on, Sunny.
His name's Sunny, by the way.
Yeah. Okay.
So anyways, yeah.
So Sunny's definitely gonna take this round.
No doubt about it.
I almost feel bad for Lori.
You know what I mean?
Cause she ain't picking as good as I'm picking.
- This guy here is an albino applegate gopher.
And there's no way that anyone is not
gonna pick this gorgeous animal.
Believe it or not, they can even have a bunch
of purple instead of the white.
This guy has more white.
I think they're pretty both ways,
but these are another impressive colubrid
and I don't care what anybody says.
If you have any brain, you're gonna pick this guy.
- Lori, you're gonna be cleaning a bunch of toilets.
- Well, I'm pretty sure our albinos
are way better than their albinos.
- I mean, who could be sunrise, bro?
- Albino?
I thought you said armadillo!
Get him back.
Gotta get him back.
He's so big!
Buddy, buddy, cannon ball!
- Third poll is in and the sunny,
the sun glow boa against your albino, applegate gopher.
And did-
- You're kidding me!
- What?
- Go ahead.
- The boa got 70%.
The albino applegate gopher got 30%.
- Yeah, this is, okay.
I'm so happy for you and your cheating self
- Because there's no way!
There's no way.
You can turn around and smack yourself
in the face with an albino boa, because there's so
many everywhere.
How many albino applegate gophers do you see?
- Hey, listen-
- They're hard to come by and
they're much more beautiful, but that's fine.
Are you happy?
He's happy, yay.
- People have spoken Laurie, I, I don't control this.
- I don't know what people but they're
some stupid people that's who's speaking.
- Well, you know, stupid people can vote too.
- Yeah I guess they like you.
- This is the one round that I'm a little bit concerned
about because I picked this snake
from my heart and it is absolutely a gorgeous snake
but it's one of my favorite snakes.
And I don't know if you guys will think it's as cool
as I think it is.
But I think it is.
I mean, a green snake like this,
of course, the Boiga Cyanea.
And these guys are born with, like, orange bodies
with green heads, really big head,
and they go through an ontogenic
color change and turn all green when they get bigger.
This can eventually get, you know
four and a half, five foot, something like that.
So it's gonna get quite a bit larger than that.
And to me, it's just one
of the most stunning snakes that I own.
Again, I, it's so hard to pick guys.
I love thousands of my snakes.
I'm trying my best to pick the five that I think
that you guys will vote for,
so I don't have to clean bathrooms.
But, in this case, if Lori picks a good snake
she may win this round.
I don't know, but Hey listen, I don't care,
'cause I love this snake.
- This pick here is a no brainer.
Of course, I'm gonna pick a super lori ball python.
Now as adults, they're not quite as striking as the babies,
but honestly, I still like the color variation.
I'm a fan of your grays and, and, light blues and blacks.
Some people like color.
I, I tend to go the more, this coloration way,
but anybody who knows anything knows,
this is the one to beat.
- Wow Mom!
How humble, you pick your own snake?
- I got a question.
What does Mr. Brian know about being cool?
All he does is wear reptile army shirts all day.
Cleans up snake poop.
That's it.
We gotta go with Lori on this one.
- Fourth poll is in and guess what, Lori?
It was actually the Cyanea against the super lori.
And the super lori won by 51% to 49%.
So, you won this one.
People aren't so stupid now, are they?
- No.
No. They still are.
- Of course, I save some heat for that last round.
That's right.
I don't know where I'm standing right now,
but I'm telling you what,
there's no way that you guys aren't gonna vote
for Perdita, here.
Of course, my girl, Perdita.
The absolutely beautiful cow reticulated python.
We've had her now for, gosh, almost four years.
And she has changed so much,
but she just gets prettier and prettier.
She is in shed right now.
But, even in shed, she is an absolutely ripping animal.
Again, it's a little bit of a cheat,
because I did Neo, the reticulated python, that was black
and white and now Perdita,
this beautiful black and white snake.
And that's just a contrast thing that I know
that you guys are gonna absolutely love
and you guys are gonna vote for.
So I'm nervous with the results guys.
Again, at Instagram, @snakebytestv,
help me out here or help Lori out.
Whichever one you want, to win this challenge.
But I think with Perdita, this has to be a victory.
- Let's just say there's no way Brian could possibly
pick something that could beat this gorgeous snake.
This is an albino wolf snake.
Look at that.
I just said I'm not much of an albino person
but how can you not love the look of this animal?
And again, another cool Asian rat snake
that gets a really nice, big size.
But look at the colors, holy crap!
- Last round!
- Brian actually has a big snake, Perdita,
but we got one better than that, come on.
(struggling noises)
- Oh, she's a big girl.
- Oh yeah, top that, Brian!
- Who do you guys think is actually gonna win?
- Ha, Ha!
- I vote Lori.
Lori signs my check.
- I think I'm winning.
- I didn't know you were competing.
- Yeah. I didn't know you were part of it.
- I think Lori as well.
I think the wolf snake might take Perdita.
- Everybody loves Perdita.
Nobody even knows what a wolf snake is.
- I am hungry.
- And the last one was actually Perdita,
which is obviously a beautiful, beautiful snake.
But I will say that the albino wolf snake is incredible.
It's one of my favorite snakes that we own,
to be honest with you, but the people have spoken.
68% said Perdita and 32% said albino wolf snake.
- Well, we just won't talk about the people.
- So-
- You know who you are!
You should be ashamed.
- Okay, wait you, right there.
- I don't give a, I don't want fans.
I don't need followers.
It, clearly, these are all Brian's followers.
- So you know what this means, Lori!
- Number one, is this the first time
in your life you've ever touched one of these?
- No, no.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah it is.
- Just clean toilet!
- What is this for?
I think it's your toothbrush.
- Clean the toilet!
(laughing)
- Brian thinks I'm cleaning the toilet?
That's what I got Mike for!
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I'll see you in the next one.
- How did I lose this?