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When you think of an electric charge combatants these two always come to mind?
Pikachu ash's first Pokemon and Blanca the man beast of Brazil
I'm wizard, and he's boomstick and it's our job [to] analyze their weapons armor and skills to find out who would win a death battle
Standing barely over one foot tall and weighing less than a newborn baby
Pikachu is the quick-footed electric [mouse] Pokemon and the first under the command of ash a 10 year old trainer from Pallet Town
Because you don't need Puberty to travel the world by yourself bigger Joo is now ash's most loyal and trusted companion
But he sure didn't start that way
He was actually kind of a dick then again if a 10 year old was trying to trap me [in] a tiny [mall] and make
Me fight other creatures to the death that probably mark him up dude being so small Pikachu has low stamina and physical strength
[but] more than makes up for it with speed however his eevee training was arbitrary and
Inconsistent eevee what now effort value training every time a pokemon wins a battle one of its abilities improve depending upon the opponent's
Taking the first seasons of the show into account we have compiled an estimation of Pikachu
Statistics upon reaching his maximum level by defeating so many sphero early on Pikachu speed is off the charts
Little Lightning rad isn't just quick
He's got two incredibly powerful weapons built into his face those aren't just Rosy cheeks their electricity sacs which he uses for attacks like his
Trademark Thunderbolt
and when that won't do the trick [he] can use the extra fast quick attack to surprise his foes or
[irondale] which turns his tail hardest steel Electro ball is a projectile that for some reason deals more damage the slower an opponent
Though when things get serious [he'll] bust out his greatest attack the [volt] tackle
the volt tackle strikes with the Force of a mouse powered Megaton warhead
But there's a catch [pikachu] receives recoil damage equaling
33% of the total damage dealt this move cannot be used lightly well that's dumb
It's like hey, I can kill you but I'm gonna blow up my arm. That's kind of weird
Regardless ash's Pikachu is astounding. He's like a living battery
Weaponized not only can he discharge an enormous amount of power
He can also absorb electricity and use it against his foes in fact he can conduct more wattage than any ordinary
Pikachu making him one of the toughest of his kind yeah
But he's got his limits get too much electricity stored up and boom no more pikachu. It's true
Pikachu is still a tiny mouse Pokemon with very clear limits and even though he has long since reached his maximum
Potential he refuses to evolve into the vastly superior
Raichu due to some pretentious excuse of love than acceptance what a waste of potential can you imagine?
How powerful it could be as a Raichu but pikachu's accomplished quite a lot of impressive feats on his own
He's beaten legendary Pokemon and developed new fighting techniques like the counter shield in Midair Spin Dodge
You may be the size of a squirrel, but he's one tough fighter
As a child Jimmy Blanca was a pale skinned Brazilian boy that is until the horrific plane crash like lots of which
He was the sole survivor
stranded in the Amazon trapped in an area filled with dangerous predators
he was forced to camouflage himself day and night after many years of this his skin absorbed enough chlorophyll to turn a
permanent Green Hue really
I always thought he was just some kind of jungle Monster beast guy despite his appearance [Blanca] is actually extremely
[passive] and gentle however piss him off and he enters an unstoppable
Bloodlust well that seems like a pretty drastic change, but before he was old enough to fight the predators himself
He was forced to live off electric eels as his primary food source after years of this diet
He developed a high resistance to electricity and somehow Gained the ability to produce similar electric shocks [be] right back
Hitting yield no boomstick. It doesn't work like that plus. We kind of have a show to do fine. What afterwards
I'm proving you wrong
Okay
Blanca eventually found his way to civilization by complete accident
And found a friend in Dan Hibiki the absolute worst street fighter on Earth [aah] dan couldn't get any real people friends
So you [had] to resort the jungle?
Frankenstein over here after arriving in the city
Blanca entered the second world War Ii [er] tournament and discovered he was one of the most agile
Competitors there leaping and ducking around his opponents with ease like a jungle monkey
Which is basically what he is he uses a self-taught martial art which he learned while fighting friggin crocodiles and [Jaguars]
That's what he has several unique attacks like the feast roll with which he hurdles through the air like a bullet
Obliterating all laws of physics. [I] don't know which Jagwire crocodile taught him that move but shit. I wanted that aside
He's also got a few super moves the grand
Che role is a chargeable spin attack and with shout of Earth Blanca can fire off a wave of uncontrollable electric energy
But you really gotta watch out for the lightning cannonball weary Rockets [horde] as a spinning ball of electric death
Wacka is a deadly fighter and obviously an extremely tough survivor
however his greatest weakness comes from his lack [of] formal [training] in fact the only training he's ever had was under the tutelage of
Yes, don't say it [dan] hibiki. That's like anti training and yet
He has proven his combat skills [time] and time again. [so] he did not win [the] world warrior tournament
He was picked from hundreds to represent brazil and through it rediscovered his mother and hometown [at] Long last
Blanca had come home most terrifying family reunion ever
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fight
Not good enough
You know I've always wanted to eat a pokemon
What they look delicious [he] gets you may be powerful
But he can't compete with [Blancos] ruthless skill even though pikachu was clearly quicker on his feet his attacks
had little effect
Blanca can [resist] the electric attacks and the iron tail is a steel type [pouf] which as we all know is weak against electricity
Pikachu's only option was to Outmatch [blancas] physical strength and stamina
which was just too much for the little guy and despite keeping a clear head pikachu rarely shows any
Exemplary competence or aptitude on his own many of his greatest achievements are actually a result of his trainers quick thinking or downright luck
Everything was going [well] until pikachu lost his head the winner is Blanca
next time on death battle
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