This is really big.
What I’m about to tell you.
- What? That you are Kid Danger? - Shut up!
Sst ah, ssst ssst ah!
[gasping]
I’m Kid Danger.
I know. I figured that out.
- Anybody watching? - No, why?
Whoa!
How did that whole costume fit inside one little gumball?
What is that?
Turkey leg.
How’s my eye look?
Put the leg back on it.
Hey, hey. There’s Bianca. Go tell her you like her.
Oh, what’s the point? None of us aren’t gonna exist after tomorrow.
Yeah, but if you tell her, maybe you’ll get to kiss her before…
you know…
[exploding]
Henry.
Wake up.
I made my homemade onion dip.
- Hi. - Hey. What’s up?
Well, since you’re grounded, I thought I’d bring you a little surprise.
- From Yotally Togurt? - Mmm hmm.
- Oh yeah! Fudge Blast! Thanks Char! - Sure.
Charlotte!
I do not wanna see you grow a face in your bellybutton.
- Just listen to what I have to say… - I can’t hear you!
Blobity! Blubity! Blobity! Blubity! Blobity! Blubity! Blobity! Blubity!
Oh! I’m sorry Henry!
You were wrong and I was wrong and you have to buy me a coconut!
Jinx! You owe me a coconut!
I wanna know what’s going on and I wanna know right now--
[grunting]
- You just yanked me over the counter! - Listen!
Ray might be watching us on the security cameras, hearing everything we say!
So, be cool!
It’s not cool to yank a friend over a counter!
I’m sorry.
Hey, I’m gonna go to the bathroom real quick.
Why?
To take a tennis lesson.
Uh... Okay. Well, since you were just very sarcastic to me,
now you can’t have a lick of my ice cream cone.
Oh! Hey Hen!
Hey, Char. Oh, how was your student council meeting?
Oh, it was really good. Next semester we’re planning a bake sale to raise money…
Wow that sounds great.
- Henry! - Charlotte!
What?
- Henry! - Bysh! Are you insane?!
No. I’m bad!
- Come on, let’s just help out Charlotte. - Okay, help me tip it over.
- Yeah. - Wa-wa-wait! Why would you tip me over?
Ow!
Please don’t let that alligator eat me.
Char.
- What’s going on? What’s wrong? - I ate bad meat… from the auto snacker.
Why did the auto snacker have bad meat?
‘Cause Ray told me to stock it with the cheapest meat I could find.
So what kind did you buy?
- Expired. - What are you doing?
So… what’d you get for number 1?
Number 1, number 1. Uh…
- What’d you get? - I got B.
Uh, I got B. So, yeah, I got B.
- Hold still I’m trying to get it out! - It hurts!
I’m trying to do it. Do you want it out or not?
- Yes, I want it out! Hurry up and go! - Okay. Well, then just chill, alright.
- Oh my gosh, your teeth are perfect. - I know. I get a lot of compliments.
Guys, stop kissing! We have a crisis downstairs!
- What?! - We’re not kissing.
[gasping]
- Oh. Thank God. It was just a dream. - What was just a dream?
Lips!
- You were dreaming about lips? - Uh uh… giant lips and not yours.
They were chasing me down a hall with popcorn. You weren’t there. Leave me alone.
- Out! - What are you doing?!
- I don’t want you to save me! - Why not?!
Because, I don’t want you to kiss me. I had a dream and it was just like this.
Except after you pulled me up at the end and saved me… we, you know…
- What? Kissed? - We were about to. Yeah.
Okay, well that was just a dream, Charlotte. Alright? But right now,
you’re about to get eaten by a real life, fear-smelling, lion!
Those dreams made me really uncomfortable because I don’t see you that way at all.
Neither do I. Reminder lion!
[roaring]
[screaming]
[roaring]
[grunting]
Alright. Uh huh.
Okay.
See? You’re fine and we’re definitely not kissing.
Get out!
No.
I’m gonna count to three and if you’re not out of that chair,
- I’m gonna… - You’re gonna what?
- One… - Two, three!
- Okay! That’s it! - Hey, ay ay!
[screaming]
What your doing is wrong. You can’t open someone else crate with a hammer!
I know.
- You gotta use a crowbar. - Yes! Ha ha.
- Amazing turn! - I know.
That was great! You were like, you can’t open someone else's crate.
- I said that. - And then you were like, psych, crowbar.
- That was the turn. - I’ll laugh at that everytime.
Well, good news… you still have…
perfect teeth.
Yes. Thank you, Charlotte.
My teeth are great but also, are you about to move away and go to college?
Yeah, I’m leaving for Dystopia the day after we graduate.
- You’re going to college in Dystopia? - No.
That place is a crime ridden toilet and it’s on the other side of the world!
- Yeah, I know that! - Do you even speak Dystopian?
When did you learn this? How much have I missed?
Two suspects, armed. The Dystopian cops are dirty too.
Ahh, this one’s gonna hurt. Charlotte, you heading back to base?
Ha, you head back to base.
[sighing]
I’m fighting crime.
- Super Charlotte kinda scares me. - Yeah, me too.