[CLOCK TICKING]
[BERT SNORING]
[TAPPING]
ERNIE: [SINGING] Every night when I lie in bed.
BERT: Oh no.
ERNIE: [SINGING] I see pictures dancing in my head.
BERT: Picture sleep.
ERNIE: [SINGING] Buddy Bert.
BERT: What?
ERNIE: [SINGING] Buckle up and we'll fly away.
BERT: Whoa.
ERNIE: Yeah. [SINGING] We're adventuring.
Every time the bed starts tapping,
something special is gonna happen.
[CHUCKLE]
BERT: This is kinda catchy.
ERNIE: [SINGING] My favorite kind of traveling.
BOTH: [SINGING] Yeah!
We're adventuring.
Come along with Bert and Ernie.
We're gonna take a little journey.
Bert and Ernie's great adventures.
[SLURPING]
[SIGH]
BERT: Hawaii is so relaxing.
Isn't it, Ernie?
ERNIE: Sure is, Buddy Bert.
No traffic or noise.
Everything seems so far away.
BERT: Uh oh.
Everything is far away, Ernie.
Look how far we've drifted from shore.
[GASP]
ERNIE: Oh no.
OK.
First thing we do is--
BERT: Freak out?
ERNIE: No.
We think.
BERT: Oh.
Right.
Think.
ERNIE: What could we use for a paddle?
My ukulele.
BERT: And I'll use my hands.
Oh, Ernie.
We're hardly moving.
Look, Ernie.
BOTH: Land.
BERT: We'll be safe and sound here until we get rescued.
I hope it won't take too long.
I could use another pineapple smoothie.
ERNIE: Or we could make real oars out
of wood from that palm tree and row back.
Hey, well, what do you know?
A little crabby is welcoming us.
Hi, little crabby.
[GULP]
BERT: Hey!
ERNIE: Oops.
[RAFT DEFLATING]
BERT: Now what?
ERNIE: Bert, we've got some thinking to do.
BERT: Er.
You're right.
Uh, let's see.
What do people who are stranded on a deserted island
do to get rescued?
[AIRPLANE FLYING OVERHEAD]
ERNIE: Gosh.
I can hardly hear myself think with that loud buzzing sound.
BERT: The-- Ernie, it's a plane.
We have to make the pilot see us.
Quick.
Let's write S-O-S in the sand.
ERNIE: What does S-O-S mean?
BERT: It's the worldwide signal for help!
Oh no.
The pilot was too busy doing tricks to see us.
Now what?
ERNIE: Don't worry, Bert.
I'm sure we'll be rescued soon.
[HORN BLOWS]
Hey, isn't that a ship?
BERT: It sure is, Ernie.
Let's get some palm branches and wave them
so the people on the ship will see us.
ERNIE: Give me a boost, Bert.
Oops.
BERT: Help!
Help!
PASSENGERS: Hi!
ERNIE: Help.
Gee.
I guess they thought we were just saying hi.
[SIGH]
BERT: Maybe we better start building a shelter for us
to sleep under.
Let's look for driftwood, Ernie.
ERNIE: This'll be fun, buddy Bert.
Just like camping.
Oh look.
It's that little crab again.
Now, what are you doing?
BERT: Ernie, I think he's trying to help us.
He dug up a bottle.
ERNIE: So?
BERT: You know what people do with bottles
on deserted islands?
ERNIE: Uh-uh.
BERT: They put a note inside asking for help
and throw it in the ocean.
Then someone finds it, and they come and rescue us.
ERNIE: Brilliant idea, Bert.
BERT: But what can we write on?
Bark?
Seaweed?
And what can we write with?
Mud?
ERNIE: How about a postcard and a pen?
I was going to write to Rubber Ducky today.
BERT: "Help.
We're stuck on an island.
Bert and Ernie."
Here.
Toss it as far as you can.
I'll keep gathering driftwood.
ERNIE: OK.
BERT: Oh.
Ernie, I meant toss it in the ocean, not at my head.
ERNIE: OK.
Let's try again.
[THUD]
BERT: Uh.
Ernie.
ERNIE: It wasn't me, Bert.
Honest.
[DOLPHIN CHATTERS]
BERT: Look.
A dolphin.
Hey, could it be--
ERNIE: I think she's playing catch with it.
Let's see if she'll do it again.
[DOLPHIN CHATTERS]
ERNIE: She plays fetch, just like a sea doggy.
BERT: Yeah, well, stop goofing around, Ernie, or that bottle
will never reach anyone and we'll never be rescued.
ERNIE: OK.
[DOLPHIN CHATTERS]
ERNIE: Look, Bert.
She'll swim toward anywhere I throw it.
BERT: I think we just found the way to get back, Ernie.
ERNIE: Yeah.
Thanks, little crabby.
BERT: Aloha.
Ready, Ernie?
ERNIE: Toss away.
[DOLPHIN CHATTERS]
ERNIE: Dolphin ahoy.
[DOLPHIN CHATTERS]
[BERT CHUCKLES]
[ERNIE SNICKERS]
[TICKING]
[THEME MUSIC]
ERNIE: Good night, Bert.
BERT: Good night, Ernie.
[TAPPING]
Uh-oh.
[ERNIE SNORING]
[TICKING]
ERNIE: Leap.
FROGGY: Ribbit.
ERNIE: Leap.
FROGGY: Ribbit.
[ERNIE SNICKERS]
BERT: Ernie, why are you playing leapfrog with a real frog?
ERNIE: This isn't just any frog, Bert.
It's the amazing Froggy.
We're going to train her to win the great frog jumping contest.
BERT: Uh.
We are?