Let's talk about your fear of sea urchins.
Don't even, sea urchins.
Can't--
No come on.
You're actually serious about this.
They're like a grenade.
They're like-- they're sitting there waiting to completely
injure you to the point where--
OK so you step-- you can't see a sea urchin.
OK, like, if you're in the Caribbean.
You're like, this water's so beautiful, it's amazing.
And you're walking, it's clear water.
You can't see a sea urchin's right there.
And then you step on one.
And then it has barbs and it goes into whatever it touches.
And then you have to go to the emergency room.
And it has to be surgically removed.
You could lose your foot, you could lose your hand.
You could lose your hand trying to get it off of your foot.
I don't like sea urchins.
Listen, let me tell you something about sea urchins.
They can puncture and injure you and cause swelling and redness.
Does that sound like stuff that you want?
But that's not what you just-- you just described
losing your hand and your foot.
You could lose your hand and your foot
from swelling and redness.
It's a living thing that would be stuck in you like a knife.
It's not living and it's the spine.
And a lot of people--
it's not going to happen to you, number one.
Yeah, because I don't want to go near clear water.
Yeah, just murky water.
OK, let's talk about another irrational fear of yours.
You're scared of getting arrested.
I'm scared of getting framed.
OK, now you've gone one step beyond.
Who would frame you and for what?
Oh, so many people would frame me.
And they could frame you for any crime
that you could go to jail for.
And look at me.
I wouldn't survive in jail.
And I think it comes from the fact
that I could open up my phone.
I could look at my phone and see any headline written about me
at any time.
And it could be like the most ridiculously untrue thing.
And so I think the dream and the nightmare of being framed
comes from, like, I could do nothing wrong.
I could sit in my house with the cats all day.
And somehow there could be an article
about, like, me buying a house in a place I've never been
or dating a guy I've never met.
So it's like-- but then you take it a step further.
In a nightmare world it's being framed for murder.
I don't think that's a step.
That's a leap.
But anyway, I think you're fine.
And I think you'd even have fans in prison.
And they would take care of you.
And they would all love you and you'd be OK.
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