-We're about to play a game called Drinko.
Now, Kevin, you requested that we played Drinko.
Why is that? -Because you're not good.
You're not good at Drinko. -I am not good at this game.
-And I was like, if I lose, what's the big deal?
I get a chance to drink for free.
♪♪
-Drinko, would you like to explain how this game works?
-[ Robotic ] Yes, Mr. Hart, Mr. Fallon, welcome to Drinko.
In this game, the two of you will take turns
climbing my stairs and dropping two of your colored discs
into the Drinko board.
The disc will clink down and land in these plastic cups
containing some of my favorite beverages,
such as Capri Sun, mulled wine and pea...soup.
-I'm sorry, what? What'd he say? -Pea soup.
Your opponent must drink a cocktail
of the two chosen drinks.
-Okay, very good. Thank you, Drinko.
Kevin, you're our guest.
Why don't you climb up there and make the first cocktail?
-Pretty easy for me to climb these stairs
in my cross-training sneakers.
-Oh, give me a break. [ Cheers and applause ]
Everyone has their -- Yeah, yeah.
-Class.
-Alright. [ Clears throat ]
-Now drop your first disc, Kevin.
-Alright, here we go. Come on, pea soup, come on, pea soup.
Mulled wine. -Now your second drink.
-What is that? -Drop your second disc.
-Mulled wine is like all sorts of like cinnamon sticks
and herbs and things.
-Well, I'll tell you off the bat,
cinnamon sticks give me gas.
So you got to deal with that on your own time.
-Drop it. -Ready?
-Wait. Should I get this one out of the way?
Sorry. Thank you, Drinko.
-There you go. -How you doing, buddy?
-Not good. [ Laughter ]
-Not good. -Here we go.
-Oh, there he goes.
You'll be drinking mulled wine and...
Hennessy.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Thank you, Drinko.
-That kills me, how the black guy
somehow mysteriously picks Hennessy. Okay.
Alright. Yeah, okay. -I did not plan that!
It's all random! -Yeah, it's all random, right?
Okay, black guy, what's next?
You got some Colt 45 in there? -No, come on!
[ Laughter ]
-Geez, boy, I tell you.
[ Laughter ]
-Mix them up. -I pour it in there, right?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -I pour them both in there?
-Yes. -Alright.
-Glug, glug, glug, glug.
-I got to drink the whole thing?
-I think so, yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ] -What?
What's y'all problem?
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Audience groans ]
-Eww!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Good to have you on the show. Congratulations on everything.
This is what you get.
[ Audience chanting "chug, chug, chug" ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
[ Laughter ]
-Don't move, don't move, don't move, don't move.
-James, it's your turn. Mount me.
-Don't move, Kevin. [ Laughter ]
-Ascend the staircase.
-Oh, God. -And drop two discs.
-Oh. -[ Grunting ]
-Alright. -Drop it.
-How you feeling?
-[ Hisses ]
-Alright. Alright.
Well, I'm gonna go over this way maybe.
-Pea soup! -No, no, no!
No, not pea soup! No, not pea soup!
-Pickle juice! -Pickle juice.
-Pickle juice. -Pickle juice.
Pickle juice is big.
-I didn't even see pickle juice on there.
-I got it, Drinko. -You're welcome.
-Thank you, Drinko. -Nice shoes.
-Hey, thank you, Drinko. -Hey, no problem.
You look good in blue. Drop it, James.
[ Audience chanting "pea soup" ]
-No, no, no, no. [ Chanting continues ]
Oh! No, no, no, no!
No, please, no!
What is it? -Capri Sun.
-Yes! Capri Sun and pickle juice.
That's my diet. That's fantastic.
That's my diet I've been on.
Yeah, Capri Sun and pickle juice.
-Mmm, so delicious.
-That is so -- That is so -- That's a white guy.
-That looks like champagne. -It does, right?
That's pickle juice? -Yes.
-Oh. -Oh, that don't look good.
[ Audience groans ]
Even though he said that's Capri Sun, after seeing that,
I don't believe it.
I don't believe it one bit. -Alright.
This looks gross. Okay.
[ Audience chanting "drink, drink, drink" ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
-Ugh. -Not too shabby, James.
Now for the final round.
Both of you fellows are going to mount me at the same time,
drop a disc into me simultaneously.
Whosever just lands in the cup first wins
and the loser has to combine both cups
and drink the final cocktail. -Wait.
Whoever dro-- Whoever's disc -- I think I'm drunk.
Let's wait a sec. [ Laughter ]
-I'm definitely not, I'm definitely not,
but I'm going to throw up all over the place.
-He said the first one -- -That goes in --
-Wins. The other fellow drinks it.
-Okay, so whoever's disc gets down first.
-Does not have to drink the beverages.
-I got it. -[ Grunting ]
Those shoes are so light.
-No wonder why I beat you up here.
It's because of my cross trainers.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ Laughter ]
-Ready, gentlemen?
When I say "three," drop your disc.
One, two, three.
-Capri Sun and Tang. James drinks.
-What is it? -Capri Sun and Tang.
-Capri Sun and Tang? -No, no!
-Yes! -No!
It's killing me how the black guy got Hennessy!
[ Laughter ] But he gets all kinds of juice!
-You're the champ. [ Laughs ]
You're the champ! Here we go!
-Why do you keep getting juice?! -Kevin wins.
-Here we go, Tang and Capri Sun.
[ Laughter ]
Always good to see you, man. You're the best.
I'm so excited about this. Here we go.
-I should've known it was rigged when I saw the white glove.
I should've known.
[ Laughter ]
-Yeah, yeah, get --
-Pea soup! [ Cheers and applause ]
-Yeah. Yes!
-What'd you have for breakfast?
-Oh, no, actually, actually don't do it.
Don't do it, brother.
[ Audience groans ]
-I just want to do -- I'll do a sip.
I'll just do a sip, alright?
-No, you got to drink that 'cause it's at the bottom.
If you're gonna do it, do it.
[ Audience chanting "chug, chug, chug" ]
♪♪
Oh!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Drinko! -Not bad, actually.
Not bad. Not too shabby. -Oh, God.
-Hey, Nike, if you're watching,
I'll have my own sneakers, as well.
I really deserve it. Oh, my gosh.
I'm the winner? No, I'm the loser.
Kevin Hart is the champ right there, everybody. Give it up.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Taraji P. Henson, everybody!
[ Cheers and applause ]
We're about to play a game called Drinko.
Drinko, do you want to explain how the game works?
-[ Robotic ] Yes. Yes. Welcome to Drinko.
-[ Laughing ] Oh, God! -In this game,
you two will take turns climbing my stairs
and dropping two of your discs into the Drinko board.
The disc will plink down and land in these plastic cups
containing some of my favorite beverages
of St. Patrick's Day, such as...
Guinness, Shamrock Shake,
and cabbage juice.
-Cabbage juice? -Cabbage juice is one of
your favorite beverages? -Yes! I love it, baby.
Then you must drink a cocktail of those two chosen drinks.
-Okay. Thank you, Drinko. -You're welcome.
-I wonder who that is. -I appreciate it, Drinko.
-I wonder who that is. -Well, that's the robot, Drinko.
-Yeah, I know. -Alright.
-Does he wear glasses? -I don't know.
Taraji, you go up the stairs and you can drop your first --
-[ Groaning ] -Drinko.
Hey, Drinko! Drinko... -I love cookies.
-[ Laughs ] Stop it!
[ Laughter ]
-Okay, here we go.
-[ Laughs ]
-Ready? -Drop the disc whenever
you're ready. -[ Chuckles ]
-This is for your -- -Does that tickle?
-You're making yourself a -- -[ Laughs ] Hey, hey, hey, hey!
[ Laughter ] Get my Christmas goose early.
-Are you getting excited?
-[ Grunting ]
Cabbage juice!
-Is it cabbage juice?!
-[ Laughing ] -That's your choice.
Now for the second disc.
-I would go more towards that side.
[ Laughter ]
-So I go again. -I would.
-[ Growls ]
[ Smacks ] -Yeah, there you go.
-Drop the disc.
Oh! Hey, hey, hey!
-There you go.
-[ Indistinct vocalizations]
Jameson.
-Jameson. -Huh?
-Jameson with cabbage juice.
-Hey!
-We call that...
[ Drums playing ]
-Drinko, stop.
Alright. So here's the Jameson.
-You were supposed to stop it when I came down.
-And here is the cabbage.
-Oh, oh, the drink.
Oh, that part.
Ew!
I might need this cup. -Alright, here you go.
No! Why'd you smell it?!
Why would you smell it? Don't smell it.
Just do it. Just drink it.
-What happens if I don't?
-You just have to. -[ Sighs heavily ]
[ Drums playing ] [ Cheers and applause ]
You're such a bitch.
♪♪
-Hey!
-Oh, my God!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Yes!
-Alright, James, it is your turn to ascend the stairs.
-Alright, thank you. -That's gonna give me gas.
[ Laughter ]
-This way?
-[ Groaning ]
-[ Laughs ]
-[ Groaning continues ]
-Drinko, where do you want me to put my disc?
-[ Laughs ]
You don't have to ask me twice. -Careful, buddy.
-Go ahead, James, drop your Drinko discs.
You're used to handling discs.
[ Light laughter ]
[ Laughter ]
Eek, ike, ink, ink, mink, goo, goo, goo,
Boo, bee, bee, bah, bah, bah,
bah, bah, bee, bo!
Four-leaf clover juice.
[ Crowd cheers ]
-What was it? -Four-leaf clover juice.
-What does that mean? -Basically, wheatgrass.
-It's the juice of four-leaf clovers, like wheatgrass.
-Thank you. -Basically, grass.
-Thank you, Drinko. -Grass.
-Drinko's like Alexa, yeah.
-It doesn't matter what you get next.
-Again. -It really doesn't.
-Let her rip, baby.
[ Laughter ]
There we go. It's coming down.
And it's going to... -Oh!
-...Irish breakfast tea.
[ Audience groans ]
-So, you have breakfast tea. -[ Laughs ]
-Whose hands are these? Come here!
[ Laughter ]
-Show yourself! -It's Drinko!
Sorry, I apologize. [ Laughter ]
-Okay.
-Oh, this is gonna be tough, man.
How am I gonna do this?
Wheatgrass juice and another juice?
-Oh! [ Audience groans ]
-Want me to smell it for you? -Ordinary probiotic.
-And -- And tea? -Tea?
-This might hurt you. -Smell it first.
Ew, it smells like grass. -Why would I smell?
I like grass. I like mowing the lawn.
I like what it does to your white sneakers
after you mow the lawn and get all green around it.
This might already be in my stomach.
-Stop procrastinating. -Hey, look.
-Go, go, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink!
-Aaah!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Yay!
[ Fanfare ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-I... -Okay.
Now it's time for the final round.
-Uh-oh-oh! -This is going to be --
This is going to be a race. -Uh-oh.
[ Laughter ]
-Just make sure that we're safe.
Alright, we're going to climb up.
We're going to drop our discs here. Let's take our discs.
And then, the first one that lands is the winner,
so the second person has to drink that shot.
Here we go. -Oh, oh, eee.
-I beat you. -Uh, uh, uh...
-Drinko. -Get ready.
-You're very quiet. Everything okay?
-I'm good. I'm just having a drinko.
-Drinko, you better not be looking up my skirt-o.
[ Laughter ]
-I told you, I love cookies. Whoa!
-Hey, that is so not fair!
-Whoo! -Absolutely wow.
-Not yet. -That was such a...
That was so unfair. -I cheated?
-No, but I love you. I'll do it.
-Okay. [ Laughter ]
What is it, though? Is it bad?
[ Drumroll ]
-Shamrock shake. -It's Irish coffee.
-Shamrock shake? -And Irish coffee.
-Hell, yeah! That's fantastic!
[ Audience groans ] -What is that?
I was gonna order this later! This is unbelievable!
[ Cheers and applause ] -Okay!
-Ew, that looks.
-What is that, a protein? -Is that the shake or...
-I'll smell it.
Coffee. That's good. -Okay. Irish coffee and...
-Shake it, James, shake it.
-And what?! -Shamrock Shake.
-Oh, that's a Shamrock Shake! A Shamrock Coffee Shake.
-That's Mickey D's, man.
This is gonna be on the menu next year.
-That's gonna be everything. -Whoo!
Happy St. Patrick's Day, everybody!
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Drums pounding ]
Taraji P. Henson, everyone! I love you!
-I love you!