- I only have one pair of pants and one pair of underwear here today.
- Oh my God! - Nicole!
- I just like...
- ♪ I believe in you and me ♪ - There we go.
- We can do this!
- (PvF) Are you excited to eat some fast food?
- Um... - Oh, my favorite!
- (laughs) Yes, I'm always ready to eat fast food.
- What's the catch? - There's literally always a catch!
- (PvF) We're ordering off the secret menu.
- (gasps) Oh, sick!
- (PvF) For a... - No, no, no!
No, no, no! (laughs)
- (PvF) Eat In One Second Fast Food Challenge.
- No! - Like one second?
- What? - (laughs) Okay, I love it.
- I'm literally shaking.
- (PvF) For our winners, we also have
Get Out Of Punishment Free card.
- Look at the glistening on that,
it's glistening in the light right now.
- Those are gold.
- We have a medic on set guys.
- Don't try this at home please, that's why we do it for you.
- I'm gonna crush this!
- Okay! - Let's do this!
- See, there we go! - Yeah!
(whispers) No.
- (narrator) Make Taco Bell's Loaded Truff Nacho Fries with us.
- Loaded Truff Nacho Fries?
- Yes! - Loaded Truff Nacho Fries?
- Taco Bell makes truffle fries? Since when?
- I had no idea this was a thing!
- This is like a meal.
- It looks good. - Ooh, that looks yummy.
- It looks real good.
- Me taking notes. - Bruh.
- They just keep adding things!
- And we're supposed to eat this in one second?
- Hair goes up.
- Okay.
- How am I supposed to eat this in one second, man?
- Da hell, da hell, da hell? (Brian laughs)
- (PvF) Nacho fries are back at the Bell,
and these are loaded up with steak, cheese, tomatoes,
sour cream, and some spicy truff sauce.
- This stuff, it looks so good!
- Dawg! That is delicious!
- Can you see my heart going like boom-boom?
- I'm having a hard time right now, I'm really having a hard time.
- Okay, so first off, you gotta mush it.
- I'm thinking I'm just gonna ball it.
- Just look at it in his hands! That's frickin' gruesome!
- This is where it gets gross.
- Listen, I'm going in, it's like I'm going commando.
- Yep, exact, wait. (record scratches)
(both laugh)
- (PvF) Three, two, one. (bell rings)
Time.
(Zaria screams)
Gonna give Zaria half points.
Daniel gets the whole point. - Hmm.
- I can't, I can't, I can't!
- (PvF) That's a half point for each of you!
- Mm-hmm.
- (PvF) That's a half point for you, Martine.
Jayse gets the full points. - Hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm-hmm!
- It's not bad, but again, the best meal in the world
does not taste good if you shove it in your mouth all at once.
- You tell me how it was.
(Brian laughs)
Who asked you? - I didn't say nothing!
- You didn't have to! (laughs)
- I think, for like the first time, I don't have words.
- (narrator) Five Guys hack number two.
The Patty Melt.
- Ah, I love patty melts.
- Two additional burgers?
- Oh God, this is gonna be big. - Oh, Five Guys.
- With as many toppings...
- Really? - ...as you can?
- You are messed up.
- Oh my God, grilled in mayonnaise?
That's how you do a real good grilled cheese.
- With a bun!?
- Which, by the way, this burger is delicious.
- Do you see the bite that she just took?
- (laughs) That thing's huge. - She just took a bite,
and one bite, and her entire mouth was full.
- Nice.
- Okay, that's heavy.
- It is Five Guys, and it is thick.
- (PvF) A classic Five Guys secret menu item,
a patty melt with the buns grilled on the outside.
- Om. - ♪ I believe in you and me ♪
- There we go! - We can do this.
(Zaria screams) - Are you okay?
- Yeah.
- (PvF) This whole episode is just how do you ball food?
- You look at that, and you're like I want that in my mouth.
- Yeah, look at that. Look at this fat meat.
(Zaria laughs)
- (PvF) You want a fun fact?
- Yes, please. - Fun fact!
- Shaq owns 155 Five Guys.
- So multiply by 155 by 5, how many guys is that?
That's a lot of guys. (Johnnett laughs)
- (PvF) Three, two, one. (bell rings)
Time.
- Good lord. - Oh.
- (PvF) You guys did not even.
- There's no way. (buzzer rings)
- (PvF) That is not a point.
I don't know if that's a point for either of you guys.
We'll give you each a half point. (bell rings)
(both mumbling)
(Zaria grunts) (both laugh)
- (narrator) Whoever invented this needs a medal.
- I'm excited about this.
- Yeah, the apple pie inside of the McFlurry.
- That looks so good. - Oh my God, yes!
- (narrator) I don't even like apple pies.
- Oh man. - I love apple pies, girl.
- How does one do ice cream?
- (narrator) Game changer, do this.
- It's not a game changer. - I think somebody...
- It's just an apple pie with vanilla ice cream.
It's a classic.
- First of all, I love ice cream.
- Okay!
- Oh my God.
- How much of the ice cream do I have to consume?
- (PvF) The whole thing. - What!?
- You got me messed up, Nicole. - Like this...
- So for this one, I feel like what my strategy's gonna be
is to enjoy it. (laughs)
- (PvF) Easily the sweetest hack ever,
the DIY apple pie McFlurry is the stuff of dreams,
just as long as the ice cream machine is working.
- (both) Which it never is! - Right?
- Thank you!
- Ronald, get that [censored] together.
(Brian laughs)
- (laughs) What the hell was that, are you sweating or something?
- No, my face got itchy, so I had to rub my face!
- It's spilling out of the thing, oh, I'm not cleaning up yet, no.
- I only have one pair of pants and one pair of underwear here today,
I just wanna throw that one out.
- You wanna know what my strategy is?
Tip it back, shovel with the spoon.
That's all I'm gonna do,
and I'm gonna see how much of it I can get into my mouth.
- I'm sensing that you're utilizing my strategy.
- I'm inspired by your strategy. - Are you?
- I wouldn't say I'm stealing it.
- Okay, cheers. - Do this, nephew.
- Let's go!
- (PvF) Are you excited? - No.
- No.
- (PvF) But it's an apple pie. - No, Nicole, no.
- No.
- (PvF) Three, two, one. (bell rings)
Time.
- I'm gonna tell you right now. - (PvF) Show me your cups.
- Nothing happened. The pie got in the way
and I couldn't move it.
- (PvF) Sorry guys, that's zero points.
I will give you each a half point for that.
- So good! - Yeah, it's so good.
- (PvF) (laughs) It's not. You guys.
- I got nothing!
- (PvF) How is it?
- It's good, want a high five? - It's good!
- Bro. (laughs) Nice.
(Zaria laughs)
- Mmm, mmm!
- Alright, let's wrap it up. (laughs) Let's wrap it up.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- Aw! - Oh my God, wait, wait!
No!
- I don't like it, I don't like it.
- Okay, and pancakes? - Breakfast taco, okay!
- Yeah, I'm down for this.
I'm just gonna put it all on the taco.
- Wait, do we have to do the pancakes too?
'Cause they didn't put the pancakes in it.
They didn't put the pancakes in it!
- You just look so proud!
Every single time you hand us something,
you just look so good, and so proud, and so happy.
Happy Nicole.
- Do you feel the weight on this? - Why do y'all not like us?
I don't understand.
- It's a brick! Come up!
- What? (laughs)
- (PvF) A mash up of Jack in the Box's jumbo breakfast platter
and their delicious crispy tacos,
the breakfast taco is a loaded, tasty treat.
- First of all, using the term delicious for their crispy tacos
is a stretch, they are useful. (laughs)
They are food, technically.
- (PvF) People love their tacos.
They sell over 500 million a year.
- Taco Bell has good tacos, bro.
- And aren't they like not even meat?
- Listen, I don't, I don't like their damn food,
I don't, it's trash. - I agree.
Hey, I'm just gonna say Jack in the Box has gotten me through
some hard times when I was either broke or drunk,
so I appreciate them for what it is that they do,
salute, shout out.
- (PvF) Three, two, one. (bell rings)
Time.
And time.
Time.
It's a full point for each of you guys!
(bell rings)
(Martine screams)
Daniel gets the full point, Zaria, you get half a point.
- (PvF) I'll give you each a half point.
That's pretty solid!
- Mm-hmm! Mm-hmm.
- (PvF) How's that taste?
(Martine whimpers) - We're good!
- Mm-mm-mm. (both laugh)
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- Oh, I love the, first of all, I love the Double Down.
- I don't even know what that is!
- What is this? - A double chicken burger?
- Oh, wait a minute, this is the chicken as the bun.
I've never had this, from KFC?
(Martine gasps) - Oh my God. (laughs)
- Oh my God, I just, like... - Nicole.
- (PvF) KFC's Double Down. - No! (laughs)
- (PvF) You wanna pull it out? - Phrasing. (laughs)
- What are you doing?
- Mm-mm. - You're not gonna do this one?
- Mm-mm, mm-mm. - (laughs) The door's that way.
(both laugh)
- (PvF) KFC's Double Down is a sandwich of awe and disgust,
made with two fried chicken pieces instead of bread.
- Medic on site.
- I'm trying to rip it, so I can manipulate it,
but I'm realizing, there's no manipulation to be done.
It is just fried chicken.
- (laughs) I'm speechless.
- I'm gonna tell you right now, player.
I got no idea. (laughs)
- I had a moment of defeat there, and you know what?
I'm rising like a phoenix. - Chicka chicka bom bom.
- Here I come, I'm coming, I'm squeezing.
We're just gonna stick to the tried and true...
- Chicka chicka bom bom!
- Squeezing the crap out of it method.
- (PvF) Three, two, one. (bell rings)
Time.
And time.
Daniel gets half a point.
(Johnnett laughs) That's a zero.
I'm gonna give Martine a half point.
Jayse, I will give you the full point.
- (screams) I just wanted that full point!
- It's delicious. - Why waste a good double down?
- Nicole!
- (PvF) (laughs) What? - That's really good!
- Thank you, KFC.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- Okay, okay. - I was just talking about this.
No, it's not the Land, Sea, and Air!
- There's two buns and a Fillet-O-Fish in there?
- Yeah.
- What? - That's two layers.
- What's happening? - And an Egg McMuffin?
- Look at how much he can take a bite out of.
That was nothing.
- We're going to die. (laughs) - No, don't even. (laughs)
- Oh my God.
- (PvF) Finally, we've got the king of all secret menu items,
McDonald's Land, Air, and Sea.
- Chicken, beef, fish.
- Can I question the air? Chickens don't fly.
- You can email them if you survive.
- Do they though? Listen, we are emailing.
I'm calling somebody, 'cause I don't like that at all.
- I'm gonna stick with the tried and true
smash the heck out of it, shove it in my mouth.
- No more! - Can I get some water?
You okay?
- (laughs) I'm super good.
- I turned it into a football,
and I can probably kick it just as far.
- Is Sharon in this episode? - (PvF) She is not.
- She's not? - (PvF) No.
- Oh, so you're saying there's a chance.
- (PvF) Three, two, one. (bell rings)
And time.
Time.
- Mmm. - (PvF) Yeah, no.
(buzzer rings)
(Johnnett laughs)
That's a full point for Jayse. (bell rings)
Half a point for you, Martine.
Daniel gets a half point. (bell rings)
I mean, Zaria, you, a half burger does not count.
- Ugh! Nicole!
- (PvF) You guys each finished with one point.
(Johnnett laughs) - I'll take one point.
- (PvF) Daniel, you got three points today.
- Nice.
- (PvF) Zaria, you have one.
- What? - (PvF) Yeah.
- Just one? - Yep.
- (PvF) Just one.
- Oh no.
- (PvF) Jayse, with five points, you are our big winner today.
Let's go! High five?
- Fine. (whimpers) (Jayse laughs)
- Get out of one punishment food for free!
- Thank you guys so much for watching
this Eat In One Second Challenge on People Vs Food!
- Think you can take me on? I don't think Sharon wants to.
- Ooh! - What do you think?
Why don't you tell us in the comments?
- As always, be sure to like and subscribe.
- Bye!
- Bye! - Peace!
- Bye guys! - Bye!
- Meat grease! - No! (laughs)