You know, I got a chance to make some money,
'cause I was in a dope film called "Get Out,"
if you saw that.
Hope y'all go and see that.
It's messed up too, 'cause I've--
I mean, for real, I've made money now.
And, like, my family finally done found out.
Like, I've been hiding, like, I didn't want anybody to know.
This is how I knew everything changed.
One day my uncle called me, like, I know everybody got this.
You got--like, everybody got their one person in their family
that, like, everybody call when you know something happened
and somebody funeral need to be paid for, something like that.
He called me one day. He was like "Your turn" and hung up.
I was like, hello? Excuse me, what?
Who is this? Hello?
What you mean, my turn? Hello?
It's an unknown call. Who is this?
[laughter]
I had a funeral down South.
'Cause I'm from Chicago, we had to go to Mississippi.
My grandma don't want to fly.
She one of those old people who
don't like to get on planes.
So she needs somebody to ride on the Greyhound Bus with her.
They call me up, could you ride with your grandma?
Look, this your mama, fam. She my grandmother.
This your mama!
[laughter]
[soft chuckle] That bus ride was insane, man.
It was like--first of all,
that bus has a smell to it now,
'cause everybody bring they own food.
I'll warn you, real quick,
if you ever on a Greyhound again,
just bring your own food.
Don't go get the rest stop food.
You stop everybody on the bus.
I walked in there with a four piece nugget.
Everybody stopped eating they sandwiches like,
whoa, wait a minute.
Wait a minute!
Who's the billionaire with the four-piece?
[laughs]
They all stop eating they leftover sandwiches.
Who--who is that?
He looked at me. Look here, brother.
I know you only got a four piece, let me get a dip.
Wait, wait a minute.
He tried to dip his sandwich in my sweet and sour sauce.
Come on, let me get a dip!
At least let me lick the flap.
I saw you put it back in the bag, let me lick the flap!
Let me lick the flap and get a dip, no big deal!
You ain't doing nothing with it!
[laughter]
We get there.
The family see me. They proud of me.
Which is good, you know.
You want your family to be proud of you, you know.
But I hate family, like, that hate on other family
that say something nice about you.
That ain't right.
You know what I mean? Like--[chuckles]
My cousin Keisha, her dad was mean about it.
He's like, oh, man, look at you.
Big time here, y'all, look at him.
[mock chuckles] Killing it, man.
You know why? 'Cause you listen.
I'm like, you ain't never told me nothing.
I just met you this week.
He's like, you listen, You know what I'm saying?
Not like your cousin Keisha.
She don't know what she got going on.
And I'm like, oh, come on, brother, you can't do that.
And my cousin Keisha, she one of these--you know,
she's one of these girls, she's ghetto.
She like, Daddy, you don't know me.
You ain't never been in my life. How you know what I'm doing?
So it turned into this whole argument
that was way too personal, right?
You like, I ain't supposed to be here for this,
you know what I'm saying?
You don't know. I got a new wife. Leave me alone.
Your new wife ugly as hell.
Like, whoa, wait a minute!
Can I leave or-- [laughs]
[laughter]
Now she mad at me the whole time.
Start bragging to me of what she got going on.
She's like, cuz, I'm good.
Don't listen to my lame-ass daddy, you know what I'm saying?
A bitch good. Got my CNA license.
Yeah, I'm doing it, good.
She start bragging about it. Yeah, I got whole deal, IVs.
I'ma get some schmucks. I'ma have a lunch break.
Wait, you bragging about regular shit.
That's...
I'ma have a break.
You should. They legally...
[laughter]
Legally supposed to give you that, I think.
[soft laugh]
Y'all laughing. See, that's who--
that's who your caretaker is.
Everybody take care of your people, that's who it is,
these--these ghetto-ass CNA nurses.
Mean as hell to your grandfather.
[laughter]
He's sick!
He done shit on himself. Feel terrible.
She ain't supposed to say nothing.
She's supposed to just change him and leave him alone.
Be nice to him.
She just get, ah, ugh, damn, your stankin' ass!
Damn, Mr. James, why you dust-- you're dirty as hell!
You shitting on yourself again?
[laughter]
You damn right I did! I'm sick, goddamn it!
You ain't supposed to be talking to me like that.
They didn't take all that money out my check for this shit!
[laughter]
She'll be leaving him in the tub.
[laughter]
Hello! I'm finished!
Hello?
Keisha, goddamn it, hey!
Hello!
I'm finished! She on her cell phone.
Yeah, I'm at work. Getting it in.
She on Snapchat.
At work, getting money.
You look at that Snapchat, he in the bathroom.
Hello? Anybody out there?
[indistinct shouting] Please help me, please!
My address 14464 Riverside! Help!
Help! Room 303!
[laughter]
He the background of her Snap.
He's in the bathtub.
Hello!
Hey, y'all, thank y'all so much.
I'm Lil Rel. That's my time.