I've got it! Just like taking candy from a baby!
Get it, Krabs? Like taking candy from you!
Hey, what are you doing?
[laughing]
Woo!
Uh oh.
Ahem. Mama's evil little genius needs a diaper!
[giggling]
Goo.
[laughing]
Aw.
Things were all peaches and cream.
Aw.
Until we hit grade school.
Hey, Planky. What you doing?
Oh. Just a little something I thought I'd try out.
[laughing]
Idiots! I'll show you with science!
This concoction is gonna blow everyone away!
[laughing]
[humming]
Huh?
[laughing]
[grunting]
[screaming]
You see?
We had to lie to keep you from looking for it.
We just didn't want you to make the same mistake we made.
[grunting]
[groaning]
Oh computer assistant.
I'm home.
Hello, Mr. Plankton.
How was your day?
The usual. Serving slop to slobs.
How's my Krabs clone coming along?
Ah. So far, it's a failure.
Yeah, let me guess.
The Frankenwhich is second rate failure too?
I wouldn't say that.
Really?
I'd say it's a first rate failure.
Welcome, brethren!
Hey, look everybody! It's Cousin Plankton!
Yeehaw!
I've been away from home longer than I thought.
Oh howdy, Cousin!
- Gah. - It's me, Clam!
Of course you ‘member
Zeke, Rufus, Jeep. Billy Bob, Billy Jim,
Billy Billy Bo Willie Banana Fana Fo Fillie,
Doug, Enis...
Fletcher Magee, Rain Child
Alright! I get it!
I mean, come inside, make yourself at home.
The Krabby Patty recipe
is the delicious sole property of the Krusty Krab.
Who said that?
What's happening to me?
So, warm and fuzzy.
[groaning]
It's
It's!
It's beautiful.
[laughing]
All of the delicious ingredients,
living in perfect harmony!
Oh no, Plankton!
You know, I can't say I'm surprised.
[barking]
[growling]
Hey there, little guy.
[barking]
Looks like we have a winner.
Oh, so cute.
What you gonna call him?
He looks like a spot to me.
That name provokes a violent reaction.
Spot, it is!
[barking]
I am a god in this boat on my way to heaven!
[laughing]
Top of the world!
[laughing]
- Uh oh. - Uh oh.
[screaming]
[grunting]
[gasping]
That's it! You both fail!
Oh, come on!
Don't we at least deserve some credit for not gettin' hurt?
I mean, that was crazy dangerous!
Yeah, it was.
Hey, guys, I finished that
Oh! Oh.
Planky Pooh. Look how cute our baby is.
Oh, please.
That thing isn't even a graphing calculator.
- Weak. - Oh, come on.
How can you look at our baby's itty wittle keyboard
and say he's not the cutest?
[gasping]
I have the perfect name for him.
Well, don't you want to know the name?
- Not really. - It's Chip.
He's named after my grandfather. Oh.
[crying]
Ugh! Great. Here we go with the crying!
Uh. Hello! Doctor?
Come in, Mr. SquarePants.
Please, have a seat on the couch?
Now...
let's unload all that harmful information
in your little yellow head.
You're a bit smaller than I imagined, Doctor.
But I guess that's why they call you a shrink.
[laughing]
Do you think there's hope for me, Doctor?
Hope? Hope! When I get my hands on that formula,
there won't be any hope for any of ya!
[laughing]
I mean, you'll be cured in no time.
My very own Great Grammy Ma.
Why have we never met?
I want to know all about your life.
Your job. Where the secret formula is.
Eh huh. I mean...
I'm so glad you came back.
Double Great Grammy Ma.
[groaning]
You're cold.
Let's wrap you up in something nice and cozy.
This be the legendary prophecy?
[laughing]
Oh! That be-eth rich.
It would almost insult me, were it not so funny.
Plankton-amore,
thou art cocky and overly confident with thyself.
Trusteth in me, Karen.
I just knowest what I am doing.
Come hither, boy.
[roaring]
Deliver my demands on to His Majesty, King Krabs.
[laughing]
[coughing]
Ha ha! Success!
[humming]
[laughing]
You gotta give up the ghost if you want to make a toast.
[grunting]
What?!
No, no, no!
Stupid ghost hands!
[crying]
[screaming]
[grunting]
[mumbling]
- Plankton? - That's my name.
Actually, I'm Karen's version of Plankton.
You know, how she'd like to see me.
[laughing]
Ooh. You have beautiful eye.
We better get moving.
[grunting]
Ah.
[panting]