Guys, I think I know why Mika called. Dude, stop.
[screaming]
I'm going to wreck you, Kid Danger.
[laughing]
Yeah, I don't think so, Steve.
I have super fast reflexes, so don't even try--
Oh! Nice shot, Steve.
Okay, you know what? That's it.
[fighting]
Uh, careful, don't fall.
Aw, you forgot to be careful.
Will you let me in?
- Will you be cool? - Will you let me in?
Will you be cool?
Let me in, you'll find out.
Will you... be... cool?
I don't think he's ready to be cool.
[grunting]
Henry, you okay? How do you feel?
I... I don't know.
I mean... it felt like the inside of my body was
on fire... but, like, in a good way, you know?
Do you think you're indestructible?
I don't know. Maybe we should test--
Ow!
Did that hurt?
Well, yeah, you cracked me over the head with a bat.
Hey. Hey, it stopped hurting.
Really? No scratches? No bump? No throbbing?
Nope.
And no side effects?
Nope. I'm okay.
Oh, my God, you're indestructible!
Yeah, I am! Whoo! You did it.
You'd better pick up my calls!
[screaming]
Spray it on to my little friend.
[screaming]
[laughing]
- Classic Jeff. - Yeah.
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
I don't know. What?
Fiance.
[laughing]
[screaming]
Ah, man, this is not good.
Okay, Ray, I got to talk to you.
Yeah, he's really got to talk to you.
All right, we'll just first flip that closed sign open, will ya?
Yeah, sure.
Hey, what's this chain for?
Hmm, I don't know. Let me see.
[groaning]
[shrieking]
Henry! Kid!
Stupid cannonball! You killed my friend!
[crying]
[gasping]
Wow.
How can you be talking... and living?
'Cause I'm fine.
You can be fine, you just- You just took a cannonball
to the gut at point blank range.
Yeah.
Henry... did you?
Ow.
You're... you're indestructible.
[both] Surprise.
[screaming]
[laughing]
Yay.
Tickle my foot.
Eh, I don't do that.
Tickle my foot.
[laughing]
[screaming]
Shh shh shh.
Don't scream, or my parents will come out.
But fire just shot out of your mouth.
I know. I know it happens when I laugh.
And don't say, "I told you so."
I told you so. I told you so. I told you so.
Did it work? Do you feel fast?
Uh, I don't know.
Testing rock!
Ay.
[cheering]
Okay, uh, quickly,
someone throw some more stuff at me.
- Alright. - I'll throw something at you.
- What's up? - Now, you can also fly.
Are you serious
Yeah, you've got all of that beast's power.
You, too, can fly. Just jump and believe.
What?! No fair, I wanna fly!
Get out of my way, dude, I'm about to fly.
See ya in the clouds, ground walkers!
[laughing]
I can't believe you thought you could fly.
You literally fell for it.
Not cool, Schwoz.
Captain Man said you have hyper-motility.
Yeah. Hyper-motility isn't a disease.
Okay? It's a superpower.
[chattering]
Kid, why don't you go show 'em?
Alright, guys, check this out.
[chattering]
Ow. My, uh, my real hair.
Oh, you mean this?
Have a look at this new Schwoz invention.
Buzz darts?
Buzz darts.
And, uh, how do buzz darts work?
I'll show you.
Hey, Henry.
Hmm?
Dude.
Hey, you're only supposed to use
your super fast reflexes to fight crime,
not to wreck my demonstrations.
Well, I'm sorry, but if I see a buzz dart
flying at my face, I can't help but--
Forget it.
Oh, darn it. My Schwozamole smells funky.
Really? Here, let me smell it.
Ooh.
Schwoz!
[laughing]
[screaming]
[groaning] This is not gonna feel good.
[grunting]
What? [grunting]
Dodge!
[grunting]
[cheering]
What?!
Oh, no. Don't throw a ball at my foot.
[grunting]
You're out!
Darn it.
[grunting]
[screaming]
Piper flew away!
Whoa.
Jasper, look.
What the?
[grunting]
You're out!
[grunting]
No!
[groaning]
Ay!
You need to go down to the honey factory to help Ray
take down the beekeeper to save the CEO of Quickflash.
I can't leave until I finish this 10,001 piece puzzle.
Well, just use your super fast reflexes.
Oh, you don't think I thought of that, 'cause I did not.
That's actually a great idea.
So how does it feel to be at your own funeral?
Kinda weird.
Testing rock.
Dude, it's so cool the Omega Weapon
gave you a force field.
- Right? - Hey, hey, that's enough.
This machine will fire sharp objects at you
and then you dodge them,
the super chemicals will flood your blood stream,
and then I can harvest your blood,
and make an anti-virus that will kill Rick Twitler's virus.
Yep. Great. Got it. I wear a diaper while you fire
sharp objects at me and harvest my blood.
Pretty normal after school job.
Wanna take a turn on the bike?
- You wanna wear a diaper? - Nope.
Alright Schwoz, this diaper's giving me a rash.
Let's do this.
Okay.
It worked. Your body is full of the super chemical.
Alright, cool, now what?
I just need a little bit of blood.
That's it!
[grunting]
Not even close.
[grunting]
Whoa! Can't touch this.
Here come the cops!
It's Drex.
Kid, I'm gonna punch and kick you 10,000 times!
Cool. I'll help you keep count. Ready, set, go.
Oh, missed. Zero!
Still zero.
[fighting]
Oh, my God, conflict.
Ready when you are.
[fighting]
[gasping]
[fighting]
Maybe just one time.
Alright. [dinging]
- Oh. That's my Goober. - Yeah.
- I got to go, Ray. - Mm-hmm.
Ray, I gotta go.
Yeah, yeah, get out of here. Got that goober running.
[chuckles]