victory goes to the pure of heart and
also to me hmm the way that talking
about me makes me think that talking
about me know I can never figure out the
right dosage for English we know you
stupid spell proper English on its last
journey back from the night island the
night ship was carrying such an
abundance of gold
it nearly capsized the crew had to throw
one Hope Chest overboard
if we could only swim that gold could be
ours
but alas we're built to steal not swim
ha useless goblins passing up a sunken
treasure because they can't swim wait a
minute Jocko can swim and I'm Jocko
all right my freeloading brother I need
you to distract to the night which so I
can borrow her ship and how am I
supposed to do that use that Herman
charm I hear so much about sure
she seems chill hello I'm Herman and you
are beautiful
those lifeless eyes are captivating they
allow me to see beyond your mortal plane
hot so and ups about you and I get out
of here and grab a dark elixir - well I
haven't had anything to eat or drink in
ages Joker at sea a magical adventure
magical pair that code is this good his
mind maybe I'll buy those guards around
to thank them and drink it in front of
them the ocean in all its glory gold
it's real I'm rich now to open the chest
and have my expectations met
haha there was sunken treasure down
there after all the jokes on jacker wait
a minute I'm Jocko one of you ate my
last coconut and I'm not dealing another
hand of gin remai until the thief admits
to the crime I won't be made a fool of
me
why would I steal my own coconut crazy
who are you calling crazy
hmm okay I'm sorry before can we make up
no answer eh
is this the silent treatment
this villages troops are hereby and
strike we're done fighting until you
meet all our demands demands strike
hereby that's agitator talk what could
you possibly want that you don't already
have shorter fighting days hey sixty
star walk weeks are killing us literally
well if that's your only demand well
then maybe we can just it's not we also
want the right to choose our hm Oh your
what our healer medical operator we
deserve options we're tired of being
forced to use the village provider we do
wanna do this but you left us no choice
strike strike and after all we've done
for them giving them jobs constantly
putting them in danger paying them as
little as we're allowed to by law hi so
sorry to interrupt but I'm about to
upgrade the mortar it's a big job might
have to swing this two or three times
sweet baby dragon you've just given me
the best idea yeah don't worry baby
she means nothing to me
all right listen up maggots you're not
here because you're the best you're here
because you're all we've got left you
don't have much experience fighting but
we will train you and you will learn do
we have a choice
absolutely not okay then we'll do it
builders and villagers that's who
they're replacing us with those
spineless traitors no offense guys man
so much for working-class solidarity
oops hey you know we can fix this right
if them scab builders can do our jobs
then we can do theirs
someone a me a tool what kind of tool
what there's more than one kind of tool
the bushes are cleared that old class
mystery is finally gone and all the
traps are rearmed the best part is I can
take credit for everything yeah I guess
we actually have a knack for this
building thing we've been upgrading
things faster than you boys ever did no
offense none taken
we just three starred the first village
we ever attacked which is better than
you ever did
no offense none taken well it looks like
we broke the strike our peaceful towns
people have become warriors and our
warriors have become peaceful
townspeople man the best part is there's
no foreseeable downside to any of this
well turns out putting the wrong ammo in
the mortars forgetting to hide the
Tesla's using Archer arrows in the expo
and leaving giant-sized gaps in the
walls will look better on you
oh wow attacking is a lot harder when
the village has walls it's almost like
we just got lucky that first time enough
I've had enough we're bleeding so many
trophies they're going to knock us back
down to the bronze League just call off
the strike go back to your original jobs
and we'll give everyone a range of
healer options we'll settle for it let's
all head to Frank's grill gang first
round of the neck sir is on me you guys
go ahead I'm actually scheduled for a
waxing it's not going to hurt right oh
yeah like crazy