(upbeat jungle music)
- Welcome to I'm Famous, Make It Stop.
I'm your host, Britney.
- And I'm your other host, Katy.
- Eight contestants will battle it out
to be the last person standing in the jungles of Simstralia.
(laughing)
- Welcome contestants.
- You're welcome.
- Okay, the first thing you will do is pick a partner
and say why, but keep it short.
- Caitlyn, we'll start with you.
- You know, I'm gonna have to go with someone who's quick,
who's smart, who knows me through and--
- Caitlyn just pick.
- I just want to explain why I'm--
- This isn't short,
so those are the rules, we don't make them.
(laughing)
Ew, just pick.
- I'm gonna go with Kris.
- Oh yay, first pick.
- Kylie, your turn.
- I pick Kendall.
- Predictable, but why?
- Because everyone else is like super old.
- (beep) you, Kylie.
- Things are heating up, y'all.
Next up, Kourtney.
- Rob.
- Damn it.
- There's no way I'm gonna be stuck with Kim.
I've lost before I've even started.
- Seriously, I'm the last one?
- Can we re-vote?
- There was no vote.
- I want a re-count, I know my rights.
- Again, not an election.
- I think she means veto.
Yes, veto this bitch off my team.
- You are the rudest partner in this forest.
- Okay, we have our teams.
- It's time for our first challenge.
- Because y'all come from extraordinary lives,
these challenges are especially designed
to bring you down to Earth.
- Let me stay above it.
- This challenge is called Laundry Chute.
Four contestants will be--
- Laundry Chute reminds me of when I--
- No, no, quiet time.
- Four contestants will be hanging over the lake
while their partners solve this laundry puzzle.
- [Britney] If the partners can't put these laundry steps
in the correct order, in time, someone gets dropped.
♪ Let's get started ♪
- Please don't sing.
- I thought I'd add some spice.
- This isn't Simerican Idol, so.
Are the contestants ready?
- I'm so ready!
Let's do it!
- [Both] No.
- Rob, I just want you to know I love you.
- Aw, I love you too.
- I'll kill you if you drop me.
- Partners, are you ready?
- I'm so gonna nail this.
I've never done laundry before.
- There's one minute on the clock and we start.
- Hurry up!
- Now!
- Concentrate, babe.
You can do this.
- This is so hard, I haven't done laundry in so long.
I think this one is first.
- Winner winner laundry dinner!
- That's not a thing.
- Pick an answer, Kylie!
- Wait, let me think.
Okay so you would add detergent first, right?
- I think so yeah!
- Incorrect, try again!
- I thought detergent
was like gas to get the washer started.
- You would think that.
- Okay, first is separating darks and lights, right?
- I hope you're not asking me.
I don't do hard labor.
- I think this is it.
I got it!
- Move faster.
- Kim, I swear to God.
- It's confusing!
- Just put them in order!
Haven't you ever done laundry?
- Have you?
- This isn't about me, Kim.
- Clock is ticking, contestants.
- Pick one!
- Okay, this has got to be it.
What?
- That was incorrect.
- No, it wasn't.
- Survey says, yes, it's incorrect.
- There's a survey?
- God, the view up here is fantastic.
- Okay, okay, I think I have it in order!
- Give it to me, babe.
- Yes!
- Girl power!
- Kris has completed her steps!
- Time is running out, y'all.
- Got it!
- I never doubted you.
I was ready to fall.
Trust no one.
- Kylie, hurry up!
- Wait, I think I've got it.
Do people really do it this way?
- You say that like there's another way.
- Detergent is a washer machine's gas.
- Cool.
- Only one team left and time is almost up, ladies!
- Kim, oh my God!
- This thing is like broken.
You have to wash the clothes first
or else nothing gets done.
- Kim, it's not like fruit
where you rinse it before you eat it!
- You don't eat laundry.
(buzzer beeping)
- Sorry, girls, time is up which means Khloe drops.
- Kim you stupid-- (splashes)
- Did you enjoy your swim, Khloe?
- Shut up.
- So this is our second challenge
and this one is an elimination round.
- Because your teams
were the last to complete the other challenge,
you have been selected to play.
- Whatever.
- This challenge is called Budget Buddies.
Pretend you're given--
- Question.
- Yes?
- What's a budget?
- It's a dance move they did in the sixties.
- No it's like when people ride the bus
and you want someone to move so they budge it.
- Oh my Lord.
- It's a god?
- No you fool.
Budget is a way to plan so you don't spend too much money.
- Why is that a thing?
- I know right?
Have people never heard of a credit card?
- We're gonna continue with the challenge now.
Can we do that?
Can we move on?
Okay.
- In this challenge, you will pretend to have $1500.
- Pocket change.
- Got it.
- And with that money you must choose to use it
on only two items from the list: a hot tub, rent, bills,
and a makeup kit.
- You have 20 seconds to discuss with your partner.
- So like, rent is a thing right?
- I know it's a great musical.
- Bills are important.
- Yeah, that's definitely a thing for people.
- Is it?
- I was just going along with you, I don't know.
- My accountant does this stuff.
- Same.
- Time's up, we need your answers.
Kendall and Kylie?
- Yeah, so we went with hot tub.
- And a makeup kit.
- Oh my God.
- Those were are answers!
- Okay, can you explain why?
- Well, hot tubs are good for your aches and pains.
And thirst traps.
- And you should always look cute, so you need a.
- Makeup kit.
- (beep) They're gonna win this.
- I know.
- We're going home.
- Amazing.
Kim and Khloe, your answers?
- We chose rent and bills.
- And why?
- Because people need to pay...
- That's correct.
- [Both] What?
- You may join the other contestants at the main camp.
- Kendall and Kylie, you have been eliminated.
- Who doesn't want a hot tub and a makeup kit?
- [Producer] I think people would rather
have somewhere to live.
- You can live in a hot tub if you try.
- People are so lazy.
- This is where we have to sleep?
- I don't know, I think it's kinda cute!
- You're sleeping on the ground.
- We can make this work.
It's what family does.
- Shut up, Caitlyn.
- It's getting late.
We should probably get some sleep.
- I call the hammock!
Oh my God!
- So last night was horrible.
Caitlyn and Mom wouldn't shut up.
(gentle music)
- There are so many stars in the sky.
Little fireballs.
♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star ♪
♪ How I wonder what-- ♪
- This is a solo, babe.
- Oh.
- You know what I could go for right now?
- What?
- A t-bone steak.
♪ T-bone steak, eat it on a plate ♪
♪ T-bone steak, tastes so great. ♪
- Very good, babe.
- Really?
- You were a little flat.
- I got no sleep.
- Hello, you two.
How you feelin'?
- I feel energized!
- This challenge is called the DMV Wait.
You must sit and wait for one hour.
- If you leave the DMV set before that hour,
you will be eliminated.
- I love it, let's go.
This can be a great bonding opportunity for us.
Waiting and bonding is the secret sauce.
I can fly you know?
But I didn't have to go to the DMV.
I just grabbed a plane.
There was no way I was gonna slap a hoe.
Not in those heels.
Forget it, forget it babe.
Now is a good time for me to tell you
my life story from the start.
I was born in--
- I can't!
I'm famous, make it stop!
- Rob has just quit the game and I don't blame him.
(laughing)
- Wait, where's Rob?
- He's gone.
He quit for some reason.
- I forgot he was even here.
- My beautiful baby brother.
What a lot of people don't know is that me
and Rob are super close.
We even shared a moment last night getting ready for bed.
- Can I have your extra blanket?
- If one of us is gonna freeze to death tonight,
it's gonna be you, not me.
We really bonded.
- Well, gang, we better start pulling our weight
and clean up this dump.
- Why?
- Don't ask questions, just help, stupid.
- I literally don't get the point.
- We have to live here, you stupid bitch.
It needs to stay clean.
- I don't see why we should waste energy proteins on that.
- Kimmy, we all need to pitch in.
- Wow, way to bring the camp down, Mom.
- What?
- You didn't have to bully, Kim, babe.
Too far.
- I barely said anything!
- There's evil and then there's you.
- Welcome to the fourth challenge called Job Interview.
Earlier, we asked Kim
and Kourtney standard job interview questions.
- Your job is to match those answers.
Whoever matches the most, stays.
Whoever loses, has their partner catapulted into the air.
- We're not liable.
Khloe you're up first.
- First job interview question is,
tell me a little about yourself.
- Khloe, what would be Kourtney's answer?
- No.
- Correct!
- Kris, your turn.
What is your leadership style?
- I think Kimmy would say, Creative Businesswoman.
- That is incorrect.
Kim's answer was Kanye.
- That makes no sense!
- It makes perfect sense.
Use your brain.
- Khloe, what do you consider to be
your biggest professional achievement?
- My birth.
- Yep that is exactly how Kourtney answered.
- True.
- Kris, how did Kim answer this question?
Out of all the other candidates, why should we hire you?
- I'm smart and a hard worker.
- Nope, I'm sorry.
Kim's answer was Kanye.
- Are you kidding me?
- Embarrassing.
You're so embarrassing, Mom.
- Last job interview question for both of you.
Who is your number one reference?
- Myself.
- You've got it right!
Kourtney is safe.
- Kris, same question.
Who is your number one reference?
- Kanye!
- Wrong.
- What, who was it?
- I said you, Mom!
Why would I put Ye?
- Because he was your answer for every other question!
- I wish I could disown you.
- Kim is officially eliminated.
(screaming)
Welcome to your fifth challenge.
You'll be playing and eliminated in teams.
- This challenge is called Standing in Line.
- People actually do that?
- I thought they only did that in movies.
Wow, it really is a different world.
- Most people can't afford VIP fast passes
and have to wait in close quarters with strangers.
- Both teams will stand together in each box for 30 minutes.
Khloe is with Kris and--
- I'm famous, make it stop.
- Oh, okay, well, Khloe has quit.
- Does this mean I win?
- It actually means that--
- I can't believe I won!
- Kris you--
- I'd like to thank the academy.
(beeping)
- This is the final challenge.
Housekeeping.
- In this challenge you must clean
and upkeep your mini home by any means necessary.
- Whoever finishes first, wins.
- This is perfect!
This set looks just like my first place in Simalibu.
It had a view of the--
- No one cares, Caitlyn.
Alright, let's get this challenge started!
- [Caitlyn] Piece of cake!
- Looks like Caitlyn is off to a good start.
- [Britney] And Kourtney's doing nothing.
- Just gotta trim this shrub and bing boom, I'm done, babe.
(dramatic music)
Okay I'm--
- [Kourtney] Done.
- Looks like our winner is--
- No, wait a second, she cheated!
- No I didn't.
- Then how did you get everything done so quickly?
- I called a maid and gardening service.
- See, that's cheating!
- Technically, a lot of busy people do call
for affordable services when they don't have time.
- And she said by any means necessary.
- Kourtney is our champion!
- Ain't this some (beep)
- You should totally go check out our other video
Going to High School with the Kardashians.
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