Peter: I'm telling you, I think you're gonna win.
Let's just hand out more buttons at lunch.
And I should probably make an appearance at drama club.
Can you please stop talking about the presidential campaign?
I'm really not enjoying this, you guys.
Chad, what's it to you? You're not even helping.
Yeah, but I have to listen about it all the damn time.
And, honestly, the psychic toll has been enormous.
Well, election day is tomorrow, and we have to finish strong.
Which reminds me, am I still coming over
to make election-day posters tonight?
Yep. I just got a fresh set of markers.
And just for the record, I will not be there.
Thanks for the support, Chad.
Nope.
Nope. Mm?
She's taking advantage of you, dawg.
[ Scoffs ] What do you mean?
I like helping Denise.
Yeah, that's what she wants you to think.
She's got you programmed into her little system.
Haven't you ever seen "The Matrix"?
[ Laughter ]
Are you kidding me?
Dude, they got you, too?
-Oh. -Aw, dude.
-Oh, my. -What's going on?
It's punk-a-hunk week.
All week long, the cheerleaders prank the lockers
of the boys they like.
Oh, wow.
I love little traditions.
I bet it was Nina.
[ Laughs ] Shut up. This is annoying.
Dang, man, Reid. [ Laughs ]
Reid's locker got punked herrd.
It's so funny the cheerleaders all, like, want to hook up
with you or something.
It's like a panty.
Uh, y-yeah, I guess.
Cool, dude. Sloppy salmon. Aah! Aah!
Sloppy salmon. Stop.
Sloppy sa-- Hey, hey, hey. Stop, stop!
I'm sorry to have a tone with you,
but it's just clear you don't take hints.
Not totally sure where that's coming from.
Uh, I'm talking to my therapist a lot, and...
I've been trying to be really nice to you all year,
but I think I need to set a healthy boundary.
I think that goes for all of us.
Joey?
Jaxon?
Okay, I understand.
But I actually do need to get to my locker,
and it's right behind you.
Hello. Gentlemen.
Boy: What's up, Pete?
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[ Indistinct voices on video ]
So cool.
[ Laughs ]
[ Chuckles ] Something's really funny?
What? No. I'm talking to Avery.
Do you want to try to connect with your brother
for a couple minutes, sweetie pie?
I'm good.
Niki, I'm gonna be really vulnerable.
Can you put down your damn phone?
'Cause I'm depressed, and I need a little bit of love right now.
Okay, Chad, what's going on?
You're acting really weird.
Yeah, because I have no one to hang out with,
and it's freaking depressing.
I-I used to be Reid's right-hand guy.
Him and all his tall friends
were giving me all this attention
and not forgetting my name.
We were like family.
Now our vibe just feels so broken.
Okay, I'm gonna go ahead
and skip over a lot of what you just said...
Okay, lazy. ...and point out the fact
that Reid was never really your friend.
Your true friend is Peter.
Why don't you go call him?
'Cause he's helping Denise with her freakin'
Presidential campaign.
Plus, she doesn't even deserve this.
She's bossing him around all the time
and taking advantage of how nice he is.
That's ironic coming from you.
Just tell me what to do, Niki.
Chad, go be a good friend and help them with the campaign.
That way, you get to hang out with Peter,
who you really care about.
I do care about that little son of a bitch.
You're right.
Thanks for the advice, Niki.
You know, it's times like this
I'm really hopeful for your future.
Okay.
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Peter! Peter!
Ahh! [ Laughs ]
[ Gasps ]
Ch-Chad, what are you doing here?
[ Intense music plays ]