- Well, my parents still reward my sister and I
even though we're 38 and 44, they still do it now.
I had to drive in the snow
the last time we had really bad snow.
I don't like driving in the snow.
Makes me nervous,
but I had a show to get to.
There was no alternative,
so I got in the car and I drove.
And I got there without any real mishap,
but I thought I should text the people
that knew I was worried about the journeys,
just let them know I'd arrived safely.
So I texted my fella, my agent and my dad.
My fella replied, "Great. I'll see you later."
My agent replied, "Lovely. have a smashing show."
And my dad replied, "Who's a clever girl?"
(crowd laughing and applauding)
And I just texted back, "Me." (chuckles)
(crowd laughing)
But they were quite protective of us as well
and quite...
I suppose quite cautious about things.
There was a lot of things that my sister
and I weren't allowed to do.
And we sort of, we trusted them.
We knew they had our best interest at heart, you know?
And we were very well behaved kids,
so we just didn't do those things.
But when I look back now,
I think that could have veered
towards mollycoddling every now and again.
I'll give an example.
There was a song that I loved
that was in the hit parade when I was a bairn
that most of y'all know in some form or another.
Does everybody know "Blame It on the Boogie?"
(crowd replies)
So some of you might know by the Jacksons,
but if you're my sort of age group,
you might know it by Big Fun.
(crowd laughing)
Now, big fun put actions
to "Blame It on the Boogie" and the action for good times,
(crowd laughing)
I was not allowed to do.
It was deemed too sexual.
So I had to do this instead.
Can you play the song, please, love?
(Big Fun "Blame It on the Boogie" playing)
(audience laughing)
(crowd applauding)
Do me a favour the next time at a wedding
or a disco and that song comes on.
Do those actions cause it'll freak everybody else out.
I've got a little treat for you.
We've got a special guest.
I'd like you to put your hands together
and give a massive round of applause
to Phil from Big Fun.
(crowd applauding)
I'm so excited.
I'm so excited that you're here.
Now, Phil, hello. Welcome.
Thanks very much for coming.
Did you see, like the dancing
that I was doing to your song?
- I did.
- And did you like it?
- It was very good.
- Thanks.
- It was wrong.
- [Sarah] It was wrong?
- Yes.
- [Sarah] Okay. So why don't you show me
how you did it back in the old days.
- Okay
So can we have the music, please?
(Big Fun "Blame It on the Boogie" playing)
(crowd clapping along)
Okay, okay.
(crowd applauding)
He's still got it. He's still got it.
Now, can we do a version
that would keep me mom happy.
Is that all right?
- Yeah
- Okay. Can I show you like my version then,
let's call it the new version.
I cockily say
And so let's, let me show you my version.
So can we have the song on again, love?
(Big Fun "Blame It on the Boogie" playing)
(crowd laughing and applauding)
Now, what we'd like to do is we'd like
to get the whole audience on their feet
so you can all do my actions. Is that okay?
Everybody up. Everybody up.
All of the floors, all the way to the top.
Be careful you don't fall over and die up there.
(Big Fun "Blame It on the Boogie" playing)
And again.
One more time.
(chuckles) One more time
(crowd applauding)
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