- No you don't get it.
If I go home, I'll just have to turn
right back around when I get there.
I just, I don't have enough time to do anything.
- Ha! Sounds like someone has
an awkward amount of time.
- Whoa.
Honey, I'll call you back.
- Get in here.
We understand that in the real world,
time is a commodity and you don't always
have enough of it.
That's why we offer everything
you could ever need when you just have
an awkward amount of time on your hands.
- Do you have--
- Chargers?
Yeah, we got iPhone, iPad, Android, MacBook.
We gotcha covered.
- Whoa.
- We also know you may not want to eat a whole meal.
But you probably wanna eat a little something.
We have light snacks,
like chips or cookies,
all the way up to heavier snacks like sliders.
But again, no full meals.
Not here.
But there's no pressure to order anything,
I mean, we're not a cafe.
We're the Awkward Amount of Time Station.
- Hey, I am just a little hungry.
Do you have--
- Super nice bathrooms with stalls that reach
all the way to the floor
so that you can shit in peace?
Yeah.
- Nice.
Ah. What more could I ask for?
- How 'bout a movie theater that only plays
45 minute long movies?
Have fun, everyone.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Need to take a phone call with your headphones on
while pacing in a small area?
We gotcha covered.
Rather just sit in your car?
That's fine, too.
We have a designated parking lot.
You'll never have to explain that you're
not actually leaving your parking spot
and that you're definitely not a creep.
It's just understood here.
- I think I'm gonna like it here.
For another 30, 45 minutes.
(both laugh)
- The Awkward Amount of Time Station.
Because what else are you gonna do?
- Hey, is it possible for me
to get a room for the night?
- Get the fuck out!
- I'm sorry.
- They don't do that here!
- I'm sorry!
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