White and Chinese, those are my races fundamentally.
White and Chinese. Phil and Wang.
White and Chinese.
I'm the most powerful race on Earth!
I got the big ones, baby!
Smoosh them together. I'm white and Chinese.
People have tried to tell me that I'm a minority.
I'm like,
"I'm both majorities, bitch. I'm white and Chinese."
You can't touch me. I'm Pepsi and Coke.
I'm like a full market share.
They sell Wang everywhere.
I'm white and Chinese man. I'm everywhere.
You can't run from me. I'm around every corner.
Hello. Ni hao.
I'm Alien and Predator.
I'm white and Chinese. I'm future-proof, baby.
Completely future-proof.
No matter what happens over
the next 50 years, Wang, or Phil, is fine.
Probably Wang, though.
The way things are going.