How does she get people to just give her stuff?
She could definitely help us get Elder Kettle's cookies.
Shh!
Sorry.
-Hey, where'd she go? -I don't know.
It's like she just disappeared.
Whoa! Oof!
All right, who are you two working for?
Working? We don't have jobs.
Yeah. We're just a couple of dum-dums.
Zip it, ding-dong. She don't gotta know we're dum-dums.
Why are you following me?
Spill the beans or you'll be spilling milk!
We just wanna learn how you get so much free stuff.
And maybe hang out?
That's all, Ms...
The name's Chalice. Ms. Chalice.
But Listen, you don't wanna get mixed up with a gal like me.
This chalice is nothing but trouble.
We love trouble!
We do?
Yeah. Why, just this morning, we decided to steal cookies
from our elderly caretaker.
When you put it like that, I suppose we do love trouble.
Oh, brother.
Looks like I got a couple of real degenerates on my hands.
Yep. Degenerates.
We didn't actually get the cookies though.
-Hey! -What?
We need her help. We might as well be honest.
One thing you gotta know about me,
I get by without partners, friends, anyone or anything.
This is a solo act. A one-person show.
Aw!
But your pathetic story charms me.
Wanna know how I do what I do?
Yeah!
You really wanna know?
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Okay, then. Pay attention.
♪ You gotta slap on a smile Throw in some pep ♪
♪ Be sure to put a spring in your step ♪
♪ 'Cause you can get anything By turning up the charm ♪
♪ You gotta kick up your heels Hands in the sky ♪
♪ Don't forget the gleam in your eye ♪
♪ 'Cause you can get what you want if you follow this simple rule ♪
♪ If you're charming enough They'll give you free stuff ♪
♪ They'll all do what you say ♪
♪ And since no one's the wiser You can have it your way ♪
♪ With the wink of an eye A flick of the wrist ♪
♪ I think you're getting the gist ♪
♪ That's how I charm the pants off this here town! ♪
♪ I think you're getting The hang of this ♪
♪ But here's one final tip ♪
♪ Before they can get wise to you give 'em the slip ♪
♪ Slap on a smile throw in some pep ♪
♪ So please remember to never forget ♪
♪ You can get anything By turning up the charm! ♪
What a day.
You said it.
I gotta admit, I don't usually stick around in one place this long.
But you two are kinda fun. Ready for your test?
Test?!
Come on. You two are naturals! It's gonna be a breeze.
All you gotta do is charm your way past that guy.
Get inside and there's a surprise.
Surprise? We love surprises!
-Hey, it worked! -We are charming.
Great job, boys. Now here's your surprise!
Is this a...
Cookie factory!
That's right. And it's all-you-can-eat.
Shh!
Gee, what a couple of ding-dongs.
Cheese it, boys! The cops!
Cops?!
This is the police!
We have you surrounded!
Come on!
Get up!
We gotta scram!
Sorry, boys.
I like ya, but not enough to tangle with the cops.
So long, fellas.
My mug.
Oh, what happened? Where's Chalice?
You're under arrest!
Whoa!