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There’s an art to making the perfect chicken leg.
A little ground pepper goes a long way.
Just a tad more…
I’m here for my tanning appointment.
Fix it for me?
Of course. I know just what shape you’ll like.
Mm-hm…
Just get it done.
It’s all about the preparation.
Almost done!
And last but not least… There!!
The perfect chicken towel.
Now we’re talking!
So picky.
Once the seasoning’s done, you’ve got to rub it all in,
make sure it keeps in the flavor.
I can’t wait to eat you!! See you soon!
This heat is great!
Just gotta get golden.
Wow!! Ooh, almost toasted enough.
Now this is golden brown!! Woohoo!!
So yummy!!!
Looks ready!!!
And it smells ready too!
A beautiful golden brown!
Mmm!!
Man, the air’s great out here!
I almost forgot! I have another one to make!
What’s cookin’ good lookin’?
You’ve been in the heat a while!
Have fun!! I’ll be here!
This shouldn’t take too long…
And off to the oven you go!!
Ready and EAT!!
Aw, man!!
This spot looks good!
So cozy, huh?
Time to get picking!
C’mon…
Isn’t my family beautiful?
OUCH!! What’s going on?
You wanna play this game?
Ha!! I’m not going anywhere.
So much for that.
That was delicious!
Oh, it’s floss time. This stuff always works best.
This is so fun! I think I’m winning!!
There!! I totally got it.
You’ve got corn in your teeth.
One moment…
I’ve had enough of this!
I’m getting it out one way or another!
Is that..?
AHH!!
This ought to do it!
Do you see her yet, dear?
Where am I?
My family! It’s really them!!!
Is this a corny ending or what?
Nothing like a big bowl of noodles.
I wonder why they make them so long!
I absolutely love it, doll!.
So curly and voluminous!
You’re the best!!
Who’s next?
Long time no see, Joey!
What are we doing today?
Just a small trim, I assume?
Ugh, this is so messy!
Just keep biting, it’ll fall.
Almost got it all…
So annoying.
I know!
Oh, yeah. This is gonna look awesome.
Woah! This is the new you, dude!
One little cut, and boom!
Feels a little light back there…
Just trust me okay?
These strands are going bye-bye!!
Woohoo!!!
Nope, too long.
Eh, I’ll keep going.
Still not short enough!
This hack is brilliant!!
No more slurping! Mmm!
That’s the last of it!
What do you think?
Oh my god!
That’s me, silly.
Oooh!!
I’m looking mighty fine!!
Thanks!!
Man, I’m really stuffed!
I can’t finish these.
I really made a mess today!
I don’t get paid enough for this.
Fridays are for sausages!!
But I can’t just eat it like this.
What should I pair it with?
Huh? Bread is the best match, right?
Wow, check out this guy!!
Even better!
Ding ding ding!!
You like these guns, Olivia?
I want those arms wrapped around me!
Huh?!
No! He looks nothing like his pic!
It could use a little flattening.
Woah!! I’m feeling kinda funky!
Woah!! I like it!!
What’s with this guy?
I want to make sure it’s flat.
This looks about right!!
Time to put these things together!
Sausage, meet bread!
The perfect fit!
It sure is cold.
Please, take my jacket!
It has real wool!
Gee, thanks!
I’m definitely feeling warm now!
Wow! Look at this beautiful thing!
Mmm!! This really hits the spot.
Time for some slicing and dicing!!
You ready for this?
Oh yeah? There!
Hey!! I’ll make you cry, mister!
Oh no…
Why is cutting onions so sad?
I know how to stop crying!
My magical protective shield!
Good thing I wore my hoodie!
As long as it stays snug, I’ll be good and protected.
I’m a genius!
No tears here, baby!
You’re mean, you know that?
It’s actually working!!
Wait, stop it!! This is so unfair!!!
Fresh salad, anyone?
Incoming!!!
I just can’t get enough onions!
Huh? My date!! I forgot!
Cheers, love!
Thought you were done with me?
Ooh, my breath is kickin’!
Someone ate some onions…
Yep, that’s right, girl.
Ooh, I think I have to be somewhere.
Honey, wait!!
Better put mints on the grocery list!
That really is bad…
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