- I will say this though.
I did enjoy the fact that Charlottesville
and these White Lives Matter rallies,
they show an alternate image of angry protesters.
Because they like to put this whole rioting narrative
on the black community.
Like that's our thing.
And rioting is not a black thing.
Resilience is a black thing.
Overcoming the odds is a black thing.
(audience applauds and shouts)
Frying chicken, barbecuing, do-rags, that's black shit.
But riots, that's not our thing, okay?
That's not.
And it's not like we wanna do it.
'Cause I don't like in the news
when they're talkin' about these cases
and these verdicts that are about to come out,
they're always like,
"The verdict will be read at 4 p.m..
"We'd advise you to stay inside, board up your windows,
evacuate the city if you can."
Like it's some kind of hurricane warning.
It's like rioting is not plan A.
It's Plan C.
Plan A is tellin' America,
"Ay, there's some messed up stuff goin' on."
And we hope they hear it.
Plan B is showin' footage of the messed up stuff
we have been talkin' about and we hope that start justice.
But if plan A don't work and plan B don't work. (groans)
(audience laughs and claps)
We gonna have to burn somethin'.
(audience laughs and claps)
But just know we not chillin' watchin' the TV like,
"Ooh, let it be guilty.
"Naw dawg, take off your Jordans, it might go down."
No, that's not the case, man.
We're not chillin' at the family barbecue like,
"Ay dawg, you know what we ain't done in awhile?"
"What Marquise?"
"Nigga, riot.
(audience laughs)
"You married, he in college, I'm juggling these mixtapes."
(audience laughs)
"We just don't have time to get out there like we used to.
"'Member back in the day?
"We used to just burn it down!
"Are we old now?
"Is this what 30 feels like?"
(audience laughs)
Now I'm not a rioter or one who riots.
Too much smoke, I got asthma, you know?
It gets in between me and my message.
I can't even get the full slogan out, you know?
So what I like to do is let the rioters do their thing
and then when they go to sleep, then I hit the streets,
go to racist people's cars
and take off they current registration sticker.
(audience laughs)
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not gonna fuck up your property,
I'm gonna fuck up your day.
(audience laughs)
I'm gonna send you to the DMV 'cause Black Lives Matter.
And then I'm gonna key your shit.
(audience laughs)
'Cause I be mad, but I don't wanna be a riot person.
But I do want to strike back.
I don't know, I just want to be like a petty rioter.
(audience laughs)
Next time somebody does some messed up stuff,
shoots some unarmed black dude, I'm gonna be mad,
but I'm not gonna burn the city down.
I'm gonna just find the house of that cop
and break in and take they best wine.
(audience laughs)
And throw it in the freezer, you know?
(audience laughs)
I'm gonna just mess up they next celebration.
"Grab the wine, honey!"
(shrieks)
(audience laughs)
There was our anniversary, out the window!
I'm in the bushes like, "Nigga!"
(audience laughs)
It's hard out here, man.
It is.
And I have a lot of friends, I have a lot of friends
they like usin' the phrase, "Fuck the police."
And I get it.
I had a uncle who was killed by a police officer.
No joke, real talk, Albert Williams, my Dad's brother,
killed by a police officer.
That's an uncle I never got to meet.
That's a lifetime of birthday, Christmas
and graduation presents I never received.
(audience laughs)
Because of the cops.
(audience laughs)
He coulda been the rich uncle or like the pimp uncle.
You know the little pimp uncles?
Who just say the wrong thing at the wrong time?
(audience laughs)
Comin' to you at Thanksgivin',
"Hey youngblood, when you're goin' down on a girl."
(audience laughs)
"If you can't breathe, you're doin' it right.
(audience laughs)
"Just remember that."
(audience laughs)
I'm nine, I don't know what you're talking about!
(audience laughs)
What?
Uncle Albert's so crazy!
He told me to hold my breath, I don't.
Mom, Uncle Albert's bein' crazy!
He told me when I go down, I don't know, I don't know.
(audience laughs and applauds)
Your Mom'd be like, "Albert, get yo' ass over here!"
"What, what?
"The nigga gonna do it at some point.
"The nigga gonna do it as some point, right?
(audience applauds and laughs)
"You gotta prepare the nigga.
"Each one, teach one.
"Come on now!
(audience laughs)
"You gonna get on me?"
(audience laughs)
So I get it.
Fuck the police.
At least the police who were involved in killin' my uncle.
Fuck them, wherever they at.
I hope they trip and skin they knee right now.
Just right now, I hope they in life just, "Goddammit!"
(audience laughs)
"Shit!
"What the hell, what the hell!
"How'd that happen?
"Baby, I done skinned my knee.
"I was sleep.
"I was sleep, I fell out the bed and skinned my knee!
"It felt cosmical, it felt spiritual.
"I feel so guilty right now.
"You know what?
"Don't even put the first aid on it.
"I'm gonna just take the pain."
(audience laughs)