- Just kidding.
(laughs)
- I'm glad that was caught on camera.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
(off-tune acapella singing)
No.
(upbeat Jazz music)
Hello everybody, today we're playing
"Who knows me best?"
Maya edition.
Last time, I gracefully lost.
I'm starting off with some questions that are just basic.
Whoever loses...
(evil laugh and music)
(curious sound)
- Why are you guys laughing like that?
- ...has to give me a ride home, because I can't drive.
- Oh my god.
(laughing)
- First question,
what city was I born in?
This is more of like, who listens,
because I talk a lot, right?
- Yeah, and I don't listen.
- And you don't listen, and you don't listen.
You guys ready?
- I'm ready.
- Go.
- What? Gadiel!
- I don't know. You're from Arizona. Didn't you say?
- Pheonix.
(bell sound) - Woohoo!
- Point one for Curly.
- Tucson?
- I get half a point, I got Arizona.
- No, I said city.
- When is my birthday?
- Ah, (beep).
- Oh my god!
These are easy questions.
This is actually going to make me very sad.
- Oh my god, look.
- If you guys don't even know
what my birthday is.
- To be honest, I don't know anyone's birthday.
- I don't really know anybody's, I'm really bad.
- If you at least get the month,
I'll be satisfied-ish.
- Okay, let's do that, let's do that.
- Alright, you guys ready?
- Yes.
- Okay, three, two, one.
- March 29th.
(sad tuba sound)
- This is making me very sad right now,
nobody listens to me or pays attention to me at all.
- I knew you were born in Pheonix.
I didn't know what day.
- Did we at least get the month right. Was I close?
- No.
- Yeah.
- No, uh-uh, March 25th.
- Oh, I was close though.
- You get half a point, you get half a point.
- That's not fair.
- I was close though.
- No you get half point.
Now that you know when my birthday is,
what is my Zodiac sign?
- Easy.
- Do one, two, three -- one
- Aries, Yes.
(bell dings)
Thank God.
Alright. Those were the easy questions.
Alright, this one is more of a subjective,
what is my type?
Potential people I want to date?
- Oh, really?
You want me to put you on blast like that?
- Some cute --
(laughing)
This is becoming so negative.
- Gadiel go first.
- Boom. Tall, sad boys A. K. A. Palomos.
(laughing)
- Oh my god.
I said, nerdy, smart, dorky, and tall.
A. K. A. Palomos Part two.
- Damn.
- Well who gets the point?
- (beep) I mean, both of you guys
(ding)
- Yeah
I was going to put nerdy too.
- Yeah.
- This one is a recent one,
how did I break my hand?
- Oh, easy.
- Be specific.
- Okay, I'm ready.
- I'm ready.
- Go ahead, Curly.
- Boom baby.
Exercising on that box thing.
- Okay.
- Falling off a box thing...
Working out, falling off a box.
- Oh wow, same thing.
(scary music)
- Yeah, okay.
At least you guys were paying attention to that one,
to my injury.
- We care about you.
- Yeah we care about you.
- All right, how many siblings do I have,
and what is his name?
Oh I already said it.
(laughing)
Okay, what's my brother's name?
- Okay, I need to sit back for this for a second.
Hold on.
- I met them, uh.
- Oh I know it!
Yes, (beep).
- Taking a wild guess.
- Ready?
Three, two, one.
- Fabian.
(buzz)
- Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Bing! D'Angelo.
- Yeah, you spelled it wrong but it's fine.
- I spelled it like the singer.
- Yes, D'Angelo is his name.
How many instruments do I play?
- I'm ready.
Go.
- One, Ukulele.
(laughs)
- Also it's like the saddest one ukulele.
- It's the ukulele,
it's the keyboard,
- Was he right?
- He is closest.
I played ukulele, guitar, piano.
- Oh, guitar!
and the viola but like,
I don't play that on the regular.
- Oh I was going to say guitar too.
- Oh, that's true, you do play the guitar.
- What is my middle name?
- I know that.
- Oh man.
- Three, two, one.
- Boom.
- What is it?
- I said Angelica.
- Angela.
- What? It's Angelica.
(bell dings)
(evil laughter)
- Who is my forever celebrity crush?
Three, two, one.
- Boom.
- [Curly] Ah, that's a good one.
- [Gadiel] Jonas Brothers.
And I put SpongeBob.
- SpongeBob?
- Cause you love SpongeBob.
- You do love SpongeBob.
- What does that say?
- Jonas Brothers.
Jonah Brothers, Jonas Brothers.
- [Maya] What? Jonah?
- Jonas Brothers. Jonah.
You know what I mean.
- I know, know, I did.
- Jonah's Brothers.
- This is more correct though.
- Boom baby!
Joe Jonas!
- [Gadiel] That's the same thing!
That's the same guy!
- No, I don't stan Kevin and Nick
as much as I stan Joe.
- [Curly] Joe's her favorite.
- [Gadiel] Yo.
Didn't they sing MMMBop?
- No.
- [Curly] Yeah I think so.
- MMMBop, MMMBop
- No, no, no.
(off rhythm acapella of MMMBop)
- Let's do a,
whoever gets this one right wins.
- Oh, oh!
- Or do you want do the one question
that's like 10 points and then
one of them can win.
- Yeah, all or nothing?
- Yeah.
- This should be easy.
How old am I turning this year?
- I pray...
This board is like slips out of my hands,
just like her youth.
- Wow, I'm keeping all of this safe.
How many points do you have?
- A lot. I have them all.
- Minus five for you.
- Oh.
- 27.
- [Curly] We'll see who win anyways.
- All right, okay,
three, two, one.
- Boom!
- Gadiel wins!
- Yeah!
- Gadiel wins!
- [Curly] No, that is not fair!
That is not fair.
(salsa music)
- He won! He won!
- Damn.
- Take her home.
And apologize while you take her home.
- Yeah.
You would have won if you would have not (beep) talked.
- I won, here's the thing guys,
sometimes you win in life,
but the haters,
won't let you enjoy it.
- This is my game.
This is supposed to be about me.
- Woo.
(upbeat music)
- [Child's Voice] Pero like