Having trouble breaching rooms and clearing goons?
I'm giving you guys the keys to my tactical kingdom so stay right where you are shut up and this with the top ten ways
how to breach and clear
Number ten: The Battering Ram
A locked door is just a suggestion and you don't take advice
Slam her down, blase into that room and kick some ass
Battering rams are awesome
Makes my viking blood run hot. I want some more
Number nine: The Horde
Make your warrior ancestors proud, just march right into there and into valhalla!
Number eight: The Hero
Ditch that uniform
Get rid of that gun control
This american cowboy leaves enemy combatants unable to aim or make smart tactical decisions
Warning: If the stakes are too high agents tend to go rouge and not play by the rules
I know I did that once or twice myself.
What can i say, good agents always do
Has a woman ever stolen my heart?
Listen no one's ever stolen a god damn thing from me, let alone my heart
Number seven: The Power Rangers
T:?
My first job. What is there to know? Start shooting up the plane, but we were forced to get into the cockpit
I had to pull up the actual release on the uh... the thing. What'd he call it? I'm not in the Air force
you know I was only navy seals
Number six:
Uh... wait
Uuumm...
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Oh!
Um...
Starve them out yeah, I used that technique back in 92
After about two weeks of letting them starve out
By the time we walked in they didn't give any resistance, we had to pick them up off the floor, dehydrated and defeated
zero casualties
Five:
Bees
Or not, no
Number three: Death By Skittles
You're gonna wanna load you weapons with novelty rainbow ammunition
Repel from the skylight to dazzle the enemies during their final moments
You know todays military type climate with don't ask don't tell and LGBT people
I think it celebrates a certain life style in a proper way, and getting real nervous talking about it
Number two: The Prank Breach
CTU breach in a completely traditional manner
And give clear when the enemy freaks out by having all you teammembers yell:
"Dude dude it's just a prank, it's prank"
Do you think they know any better?
Hell they can't hit half of th...
They can't hit anything
That's when the enemy's gonna let their guard down and that is when you strike
They probably won't even find the prank funny
They're certainly not gonna find the prank funny when you're putting one right between their eyes. Yeah haha, it's a funny prank
I don't get it
Yeah You're not supposed to get it because you're buried 6 feet under, suck on that
Who would win, me or an alien
I'll tell you who would in a fight. I would win in a fight
Sure it's nine mm which is kind of a bitch round, but I ain't going out like Billy uh-huh
Number one: The Spider
Forget everything I just told you guys, this is going to blow your mind
Grab you ??? agent piggyback style, tape rifles to the sides of their feet give em guns and let her rip
*Gunfire*
*Imitating gunfire*
*Gunfire*
*Imitating gunfire*
*Gunfire*
Yes, which one you mess with the dust cover on my optic because it won't stay shut now. I don't know what's...
Number... number four?
Well, I'm not doing- I'm not doing number four
I did number four on an Op about eight years ago in calcutta, it went sideways
T:?
What are you looking to me like that for Jean? I'm not doing it... alright?
*Sigh*
number four...
You made a video about killing terrorists
and then the real world
Terrorists actually attacked Paris France. We thought it to be in pretty poor taste and kind of
disrespectful to release this video so close to most terrorist attacks
So I decided to put on the shelf give it some time and now some time
has passed, everything actually put it back out there for people to enjoy
There's a bunch of shitty people in the world and they kill people for no reason
F*** them