Justin: I'm gonna go into this vegan McNuggets and fries
Remix Round and crush it. My remix dish is a sweet
and sour jackfruit taco
with barbecue spiced Asian slaw and crispy potatoes.
When you're eating nuggets, it's all about the sauce.
I think it's got to be dunked, so I'm gonna lean heavy
into that sweet and sour flavor
to do a barbecue spice on the slaw.
And I'm gonna put it all in a taro root taco shell
to get that crispiness on the outside of a chicken nugget
with kind of your sweet
and sour jackfruit on the inside.
I...love...jackfruit! Boom.
And you got to say it like that.
Jackfruit! Jackfruit!
'Cause we're considering this kind of our foreplay.
We're gonna eat in there, get a little sweet,
get a little spice, get a little crunch.
This is moving so fast.
Jeremy: So the way I'm gonna tackle all of those flavors
is, the crunch from those French fries
is gonna be my "maitake" French fries.
The celery root kind of acts as the middle
of the chicken nugget, and the sauce is more sweet,
more sour, kind of like the one we had earlier.
I'm gonna try to give you an aioli,
and I hope you like it.
So you're gonna tempt me with something that is based
off of my most-detected food? Yes.
Yes. Wow.
Okay, I'm up for it.
Kristen: All right. It's story time.
So when I thought of trying to do vegan chicken,
I was thinking of the chicken rice soup
that's so hearty, so warming.
And it's beautiful and it's rich. Yes.
I want to make it look like an egg
because what came first -- the chicken or the egg?
Look at you storytelling. And I'm gonna do that with a yellow tomato gastrique
to mimic your sweet and sour
and homemade barbecue potato chips.
I'm literally re-creating chicken and potatoes.
So the chicken is gonna be formed in the rice with tons
of, like, sage, thyme, rosemary, all the beautiful flavors
that you find in a "roast chicken."
And then my French fries are now turning into potato chips
because I tried to go vegan once and all I ate was potato chips.
I didn't feel great, and so then I stopped being vegan.
It's a little bit of everything.
I can go to bed now? Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
All right.
It's disadvantage time for you two. Yes!
Disadvantage.
Brought to you by corn.
This, too, shall pass.
We're getting ready to play a game called "Nikki Have I Ever"?
We're gonna ask her some questions.
If she has done it, you have to take a sip out of these guys.
This is Vegenaise.
What? Vegenaise.
-You got to be shitting me. -Yeah.
What?!
[Bleep] me.
Nikki and I actually share a disdain for mayonnaise.
I'm gonna have to drink Vegenaise.
-All right. -Eww!
Why am I being punished? "Nikki, have I ever...
walked through a drive-through?
Damn it. Oh, no.
Yeah, take a sip. We can see it coming down.
[ Gags ]
Oh, my God!
[ Tchaikovsky's "1812 Overture" plays ]
♪♪
[ Gags ]
[ Laughs ]
I can't anymore.
Okay. Peed in the shower.
Oh, every day.
Everybody pees in the shower.
♪♪
[ Distorted laughter ]
Slid in the DMs.
Oh, yeah.
Stop saying yes to everything!
Nikki, have you ever been caught having sex
by your parents? No, no.
-Thank God. -Get this off of my head!
Unh-unh, unh-unh. Oh, my God.
Okay, guys, take it off and get back to cooking.
That was the most disgusting thing
I think I've ever done in my life.
This was a true disadvantage because it was disgusting.
I did no cooking. I did no thinking of cooking.
That's literally worse than semen.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Smell. [ Sniffs ]
Oh, my God! Right? But it's gonna be vegan.
Oh, my God. I'm so excited!
Jeremy: Would you like to come on back
and give me a hand with some mushies?
Yeah, I'd love to.
All right. Let's do it.
So can you give me a little pieces
almost like French fry size?
This is not French fry size. What are you talking about?
Like a big French fry. Oh, okay.
What's up?
You come here often?
Oh, shit. I really broke it off,
'cause I was flirting. God damn it.